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Here's a shout out to my 86-year old Mom...who deftly dodged a firetruck that was being driven by a millennial moron.

 
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06/10/2023 03:06 PM
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Here's a shout out to my 86-year old Mom...who deftly dodged a firetruck that was being driven by a millennial moron.
My Mom, like me and her father, are professional drivers.

Papa drove until he was in his 90s. Super safe driver even as old as he was. I have probably saved dozens of lives as a professional truck driver over the years by not panicking behind the wheel. I also have never been in an accident. My Mom, too. She has a perfect driving record.

This week, my 86-year old Mom was driving my sister to the the store when all of a sudden, a city firetruck came at them head on; the driver had crossed a double yellow line and was now on my Mom's side of the road. The fucking millennial moron driver of the truck was speeding and did nothing to react when my Mom's car was suddenly right there and just a second away from getting creamed.

Mom deftly dove the car off to the right and the firetruck just missed them. Luckily, no car was to the right, so my precious mother saved herself and my sister from certain death by a fucking idiot city firetruck driver. My sister said that Mom didn't panic. She took control of the situation...at 86-years old!

Good job, Mom! I'm so proud of you!
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06/10/2023 03:08 PM
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Re: Here's a shout out to my 86-year old Mom...who deftly dodged a firetruck that was being driven by a millennial moron.
I keep your mom well-oiled every Tuesday night.
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06/10/2023 03:10 PM
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Re: Here's a shout out to my 86-year old Mom...who deftly dodged a firetruck that was being driven by a millennial moron.
I keep your mom well-oiled every Tuesday night.
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Then you admit to molesting a future saint in the Roman Catholic Church?

I'm not kidding about the saint part, by the way.
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06/10/2023 03:11 PM
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Re: Here's a shout out to my 86-year old Mom...who deftly dodged a firetruck that was being driven by a millennial moron.
Did she turn around and follow the bastard? I bet she calmly walked up to him, taking a drag on a cigarette , then racks a shell into her pump shotgun and says “you fucked around , and now you found out, and blows his guts across the road
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06/10/2023 03:12 PM
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Re: Here's a shout out to my 86-year old Mom...who deftly dodged a firetruck that was being driven by a millennial moron.
Did she turn around and follow the bastard? I bet she calmly walked up to him, taking a drag on a cigarette , then racks a shell into her pump shotgun and says “you fucked around , and now you found out, and blows his guts across the road
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^^^Future saints in the Roman Catholic Church don't do perverted shit like this...just sayin'.
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06/10/2023 03:13 PM
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Re: Here's a shout out to my 86-year old Mom...who deftly dodged a firetruck that was being driven by a millennial moron.
Dude your mom molests me.

She has these vaginal muscles that are like a vice.
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06/10/2023 03:15 PM
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Re: Here's a shout out to my 86-year old Mom...who deftly dodged a firetruck that was being driven by a millennial moron.
COOL STORY, BRA.


KISS MY ASS.

FAKE AND INTENSELY GAY.
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06/10/2023 03:16 PM
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Re: Here's a shout out to my 86-year old Mom...who deftly dodged a firetruck that was being driven by a millennial moron.
Dude your mom molests me.

She has these vaginal muscles that are like a vice.
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Please capitalize "Mom" when you molest her online. Thanks. She deserves a bit of respect.
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06/10/2023 03:18 PM
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Re: Here's a shout out to my 86-year old Mom...who deftly dodged a firetruck that was being driven by a millennial moron.
Dude your mom molests me.

She has these vaginal muscles that are like a vice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82551523


Please capitalize "Mom" when you molest her online. Thanks. She deserves a bit of respect.
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I think I might be your Dad.
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06/10/2023 03:19 PM
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Re: Here's a shout out to my 86-year old Mom...who deftly dodged a firetruck that was being driven by a millennial moron.
I did not expect there to be so many suck-ass millennial drivers cruising GLP at this hour.

Yeah, you guys should be in shill mode right now. YOU SUCK. We've all seen how you drive, especially the most retarded among you that are current on your jabs.

Mindless drivers...all of you.

One of your ilk almost killed my Mom and sister. Fuck off!
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06/10/2023 03:20 PM
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Re: Here's a shout out to my 86-year old Mom...who deftly dodged a firetruck that was being driven by a millennial moron.
Dude your mom molests me.

She has these vaginal muscles that are like a vice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82551523


Please capitalize "Mom" when you molest her online. Thanks. She deserves a bit of respect.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82010332


I think I might be your Dad.
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Apparently most of your efforts ran down her legs

Nice of you to bring this up in time for Fathers Day
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06/10/2023 03:22 PM
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Re: Here's a shout out to my 86-year old Mom...who deftly dodged a firetruck that was being driven by a millennial moron.
Dude your mom molests me.

She has these vaginal muscles that are like a vice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82551523


Please capitalize "Mom" when you molest her online. Thanks. She deserves a bit of respect.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82010332


I think I might be your Dad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82551523


Apparently most of your efforts ran down her legs

Nice of you to bring this up in time for Fathers Day
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How about we get together for a family union, you and me, in a motel?
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06/10/2023 03:28 PM
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Please capitalize "Mom" when you molest her online. Thanks. She deserves a bit of respect.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82010332


I think I might be your Dad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82551523


Apparently most of your efforts ran down her legs

Nice of you to bring this up in time for Fathers Day
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80632881


How about we get together for a family union, you and me, in a motel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82551523


I do not squat to pee damned

You should not be messing around on Juniors mom anyways angryface

Even though it is like a chunk of dried liver , I’m sure the sex is still great
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06/10/2023 03:41 PM
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Re: Here's a shout out to my 86-year old Mom...who deftly dodged a firetruck that was being driven by a millennial moron.
Millennials are superior to boomers, that is a fact.





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