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Magic mushrooms may have been to blame for Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen’s mortifying bow before a Chinese official last week.

Yellen, 76, gobbled four portions of jian shou qing, a type of wild mushroom, when she dropped in at a casual Beijing restaurant soon after she arrived there on July 6, Chinese state media reported in an effusive story that took care to praise the secretary’s chopstick skills.

But the funky fungi are known in their native province of Yunnan for their unpredictable psychedelic effects, CNN reported.

“You thought you were walking straight but you just fell sideways,” one gourmand told the Xinhua state news agency in a report about the ‘shroom’s potent powers — published only after Yellen departed.

“I have a friend who mistakenly ate them and hallucinated for three days,” Dr. Peter Mortimer, a professor at Kunming Institute of Botany, told CNN.





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FIRST COKE IN THE WHITEHOUSE NOW SHROOMS IN CHINA! you cannot make news like this up! lmao

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FIRST COKE IN THE WHITEHOUSE NOW SHROOMS IN CHINA! you cannot make news like this up! lmao
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“It was an extremely magical day,” the restaurant said of the secretary’s visit.
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THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS TRIPPING BETTER THAN THESE GUYS! WONDER WHAT KARINE JEAN PIERRE WILL SAY NOW?
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They better start taking their own food to china. No way I being american would eat anything dished up by CCP
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It was probably the walnut sauce.
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Yeah, it was the drugs that made her hallucinate she's a formless fat elf who must bow before Winnie the Pooh.
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5 grams and a sterilized needle.

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I feel like I took shrooms every time I read the news nowadays.
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She should have tried the bat soup.
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Mushrooms? They be trippin on ego.
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$135/kg on alibaba. Minimum order 1kg. Let's have a GLP mushroom party!bitchesbetrippinfuckyeah5righton5dancingmovingrofl5glassesoffTBC-danceclueless-ahhh3pffft-spitsmokesimon-neener
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Magic mushrooms may have been to blame for Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen’s mortifying bow before a Chinese official last week.

Yellen, 76, gobbled four portions of jian shou qing, a type of wild mushroom, when she dropped in at a casual Beijing restaurant soon after she arrived there on July 6, Chinese state media reported in an effusive story that took care to praise the secretary’s chopstick skills.

But the funky fungi are known in their native province of Yunnan for their unpredictable psychedelic effects, CNN reported.

“You thought you were walking straight but you just fell sideways,” one gourmand told the Xinhua state news agency in a report about the ‘shroom’s potent powers — published only after Yellen departed.

“I have a friend who mistakenly ate them and hallucinated for three days,” Dr. Peter Mortimer, a professor at Kunming Institute of Botany, told CNN.





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Well there’s coke in the White House.
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they've been high on drugs for decades, look at the decisions they make
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maybe Nancy Pelosi was visited by a Crystal Methodist that is why she tore up the papers in Congress! ya never know man!
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Drug addicts are running our country.

Nice.
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Drug addicts are running our country.

Nice.
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AOC is on Ozempic . it's how she maintains her slim figure!

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Drug addicts are running our country.

Nice.
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AOC is on Ozempic . it's how she maintains her slim figure!
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She's always been thin with a juicy booty and immaculate breasts.

Horse face and politics aside, I would slam her hard.
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FIRST COKE IN THE WHITEHOUSE NOW SHROOMS IN CHINA! you cannot make news like this up! lmao
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More like a headline the Onion would've rejected for sounding too far-fetched.
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Probably the only admirable thing she’s ever done in her life, and it was an accident.
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she has been saying there is no inflation and the economy is fine, so apparently she was hallucinating well before she went to China.
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she had one of her aides check out the potency of the shrooms before hand !



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I feel like I took shrooms every time I read the news nowadays.
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she has been saying there is no inflation and the economy is fine, so apparently she was hallucinating well before she went to China.
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