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WTF!!! Yellen Bowed to CCP While HIGH ON MAGIC MUSHROOMS?! My Head is Exploding.

 
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WTF!!! Yellen Bowed to CCP While HIGH ON MAGIC MUSHROOMS?! My Head is Exploding.
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Could this be the most insane news piece of the year? Just when you thought this f*cked up administration could not get more insane, we learn that Yellen ate at a Chinese restaurant before meeting the CCP and they served her a mushroom dish known by the Chinese to be served with psilocybin mushrooms.

Others that dined with her before her financial negotiations with the CCP, say they were high for three days!

Why is the NEW YORK POST the only news media reporting on this? This is an intentional poisoning of the major national administration figure? How could anything she negotiated on that trip be honored?

How could this not be considered an act of financial war?


Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen dined on psychedelic mushrooms in China: report

What a trip.

Magic mushrooms may have been to blame for Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen’s mortifying bow before a Chinese official last week.

Yellen, 76, gobbled four portions of jian shou qing, a type of wild mushroom, when she dropped in at a casual Beijing restaurant soon after she arrived there on July 6, Chinese state media reported in an effusive story that took care to praise the secretary’s chopstick skills.

But the funky fungi are known in their native province of Yunnan for their unpredictable psychedelic effects, CNN reported.

“You thought you were walking straight but you just fell sideways,” one gourmand told the Xinhua state news agency in a report about the ‘shroom’s potent powers — published only after Yellen departed.

“I have a friend who mistakenly ate them and hallucinated for three days,” Dr. Peter Mortimer, a professor at Kunming Institute of Botany, told CNN.

Yellen’s stop at an outlet of the Yi Zuo Yi Wang restaurant chain — the name means “In and Out” in English — sparked a flurry of posts on the Chinese social media network Weibo and a deluge of reservations, staffers said.

“It was an extremely magical day,” the restaurant said of the secretary’s visit.

Yellen’s long, strange trip came just days after a bag of cocaine was discovered in the White House — and before the Secret Service revealed that two stashes of marijuana turned up in the executive mansion in 2022.

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I wonder what Yellen saw while hallucinated. Was it demons, angels, god, satan, rep overlord or some Chinese emperor?

Know what they follow tells you a lot.
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Plot twist:

All of these drugs are literally only Yellen’s LOL. This little old lady is getting cracked out of her mind and doing mushrooms and DMT out of skull pipes
By HIS Grace Alone.
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Who cares. No one is going to do anything about it so why get emotional
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Re: WTF!!! Yellen Bowed to CCP While HIGH ON MAGIC MUSHROOMS?! My Head is Exploding.
She might of done her best work?

In celebration of the greatest athletic achievement by a man on a psychedelic journey, No Mas and artist James Blagden proudly present the animated tale of Dock Ellis' legendary LSD no-hitter. In the past few years we've heard all too much about performance enhancing drugs from greenies to tetrahydrogestrinone, and not enough about performance inhibiting drugs. If our evaluation of the records of athletes like Mark McGwire, Roger Clemens, Marion Jones, and Barry Bonds needs to be revised downwards with an asterisk, we submit that that Dock Ellis record deserves a giant exclamation point. Of the 263 no-hitters ever thrown in the Big Leagues, we can only guess how many were aided by steroids, but we can say without question that only one was ever thrown on acid.

No Mas Presents: Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden

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