I have a groundhog under my front porch. How do I get rid of him?

I don't want to hurt the GH, just make him move away. Anything to make it less attractive.I don't have a dog anymore and that seems to be an invitation to move in.

Fox piss... you can get it in the hunting section of the sporting good store... The fox is a natural predator of the ground hog, he will just leave...

Groundhog, right? Woodchuck.

What's it hurting? I had one living in my back yard, and yeah they like it under porches for shelter but usually have a burrow off a ways. Had two babies last year. Cuties. Haven't seen a peep of them this year.

My advice: leave'em be.

I was going to have a totally different answer when I thought you said "I have a groundhog under my Porsche."

Adopt bleeding-heart, liberal policies and try to 'reason' with the groundhog. Treat the groundhog with 'respect' and ask Hillary or O'Bama to intercede for you, to pay off the groundhog, so it will leave happy, in exchange for its vote next election.

Use a have a heart trap with romane lettuce in it for bait, don't worry if the lettuce wilts he will still eat it.
After you catch him drive him a few miles away and let him loose. may take a few days, but I have cought many this way.
you can get the trap at home depot or Lowes

Fox piss... you can get it in the hunting section of the sporting good store... The fox is a natural predator of the ground hog, he will just leave...


And where does one find fox piss, zorra?

Use a have a heart trap with romane lettuce in it for bait, don't worry if the lettuce wilts he will still eat it.
After you catch him drive him a few miles away and let him loose. may take a few days, but I have cought many this way.
you can get the trap at home depot or Lowes


And you drive away probably not thinking about or even caring that you have just suicided the critter.

They are very territorial and live in burrows. Being "dropped off" in another territory with no shelter is a death warrant. But that probably doesn't mean much to you, you just rid of the vermin without having to feel bad.

Better to just put the trap by the tailpipe of a vehicle and drape a tarp or plastic over it to contain the fumes, "relocating" burrowing animals is inhumane and will cause cause a slow and lingering death.

try taking him on a date and then tell him you love him...and you will never see him again

Hose from exhaust pipe to burrow, leave car idling for 20 minutes, problem solved.

I don't want to hurt the GH, just make him move away. Anything to make it less attractive.I don't have a dog anymore and that seems to be an invitation to move in.

I don't want to hurt the GH, just make him move away. Anything to make it less attractive.I don't have a dog anymore and that seems to be an invitation to move in.