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Obama's Personal Chef found dead at Martha's Vineyard.. Drown in Water Sauce

 
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Obama's Personal Chef found dead at Martha's Vineyard.. Drown in Water Sauce
Nothing fishy here..

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 Quoting: 'Massimo'


hillary
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Holy shit
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Witness elimination??
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They let me off with a warning and a couple of bullet holes.
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 Quoting: 'Massimo'


so no "black people can't swim" jokes?
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WHY is the link being pulled on the other thread?
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Who knew Obama was home-brew beer aficionado ?

I hate him just a little bit less now, LOL.

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Edgartown police are involved in the investigation.

Well good luck with that

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Wonder if he was choked sideways to death?
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Accidently walked in on Michelle in the buff

Couldn't be trusted to keep a secret that "big"
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Witness elimination??
 Quoting: MarPep


what did he witness?

big mike's big mic?

and they had to off him?
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Chefs for the elite see a lot of shit, Eyes Wide Shut type shit.

Anthony Bourdain, they wacked or gaslit that fine man because he...

SAW SOME SHIT.


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He suffered a "medical emergency" & fell into the water.

His doctor is baffled since he was just boosted.
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Accidently walked in on Michelle in the buff

Couldn't be trusted to keep a secret that "big"
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Yep! Walked in on "Something"....
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Sounds like more vigilante work to me
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Witness elimination??
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Never do drugs with democrat shitlibs. Makes you a target.

Just say no! Users are losers.

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Ran out of babys blood for dinner? Thats a drownin offense in them parts.
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Probably Obama’s Drug Dealer as well.
Dead men tell no tales….
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BLACK ON BLACK SEX CRIMES

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Re: Obama's Personal Chef found dead at Martha's Vineyard.. Drown in Water Sauce
 Quoting: 'Massimo'


He suffered a "medical emergency" & fell into the water.

His doctor is baffled since he was just boosted.
 Quoting: TwentyTwenty


I believe he was found drowned, but I don't buy the "while out paddleboarding" story. How convenient someone was there to have the "paddleboard" and a hat as accoutrements to the story.
But, couldn't figue out how to keep the man up on the board from slippin under the water?

So maybe they were just there to buttress the cover story.
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One of my great uncles was chauffeur to John D Rockefeller, and he died young under strage circumstances. I always figured he overheard something he wasn't supposed to hear.

My great aunt never remarried, and lived to 92 years old in the house her husband built. He built that house right after they got married, so she lived in one place for about 70 years.
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Quote from article-

"a male paddle boarder who had gone into the water, appeared to briefly struggle to stay on the surface, and then submerged and did not resurface."

Elsewhere in the article it says that his body was found 100 feet from shore in 8 feet of water. Even a terrible swimmer could swim back to shore from that distance. Why would someone go paddle boarding if they don't know how to swim? If you know you can't swim, wouldn't you have enough respect for the water to at least wear a life preserver?
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Another Obama "Fuddy" dud.
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Obamacide?

Learnt from Hillary.
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what's water sauce
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Re: Obama's Personal Chef found dead at Martha's Vineyard.. Drown in Water Sauce
 Quoting: 'Massimo'


He suffered a "medical emergency" & fell into the water.

His doctor is baffled since he was just boosted.
 Quoting: TwentyTwenty


I believe he was found drowned, but I don't buy the "while out paddleboarding" story. How convenient someone was there to have the "paddleboard" and a hat as accoutrements to the story.
But, couldn't figue out how to keep the man up on the board from slippin under the water?

So maybe they were just there to buttress the cover story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80573488


maybe the other paddleboarder was too far away from him to get to him in time

or not a good swimmer?

who knows
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Re: Obama's Personal Chef found dead at Martha's Vineyard.. Drown in Water Sauce
Quote from article-

"a male paddle boarder who had gone into the water, appeared to briefly struggle to stay on the surface, and then submerged and did not resurface."

Elsewhere in the article it says that his body was found 100 feet from shore in 8 feet of water. Even a terrible swimmer could swim back to shore from that distance. Why would someone go paddle boarding if they don't know how to swim? If you know you can't swim, wouldn't you have enough respect for the water to at least wear a life preserver?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86075546


maybe he was drunk?

high?

maybe he hit his head when he fell and it fucked him up
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Obamacide?

Learnt from Hillary.
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He drowned with three bullet holes in the back of his head...
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He probably over-cooked the white baby they were having for dinner.
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He probably over-cooked the white baby they were having for dinner.
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