Today is my 29th birthday, anyone want to drop some knowledge as a GLP gift?

Never eat yellow snow.

Seriously tho...
Life is short, treat each day as your last.

0 to twenty takes forever
20 to 30 a bit faster
30 to forty...wtf?
40 to 50... Where did it go?
50 to 60... If you haven`t made it yet..it might be too late.

Each decade races faster and faster.

Last Edited by RedRyd3r on 08/10/2023 06:24 PM

Use sunscreen.

It's nice to be nice.

EARTH IS FLAT

NASA LIES

EVOLUTION IS A HOAX

GOD IS REAL

DON'T GET VAXXED

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Christ = 77
Yeshuah Salvation appears in 77 verses in the bible
Greek word 77 adapanos for which nothing has to be paid

I bring you Starman with 77 million views



Didn't know what time it was the lights were low oh, oh
I leaned back on my radio
Some cat was layin' down some rock n roll, lotta soul, he said
Then the loud sound did seem to fade
Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase
That weren't no DJ
That was hazy cosmic jive
There's a starman
Waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman
Waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

Never cease to grow

Develops and maintain your body

Expand your mind and polish your spirit

The way begins with respect tolerance and goodwill

Seek the positive in all thing

Strive to discover your true self

Be as nature and one with the universal spirit

Stay 29.happy birthday.

Have as much fun as you can have while you can have it! Your 30's will fly by. Just sayin..

The dirty thirties are fun.
Happy Birthday!

Starman Posted 11:07 PM my time
11x7 = 77

Angels and demons are here with 77 thousand views
It keeps happening like the Kadabra said it would
Kababra is Pokemon lingo for prophet by the way

Don't let your meatloaf

It's the shoe's Every time ? Yes Fren every time.

Also have as much sex0 as possible with as many wimminz as possible. Will give you something to think about in old age.

Since your mom did all the work… tell her… Happy BirthDay!

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I don’t know you but I make my son listen to this

Stay away from toxic people. Your inner circle should only be people who celebrate your success.

CORRECT^^^

"Never do once, what you don't want to do again".

Advice from my dad before I got married.
Example- take out the garbage once, it's now your job forevermore
laundry, dishes, Vacuuming, u get the idea.

Pro tip - it's very important to screw up a task early, to show your limitations so she'd rather just do it herself while u play videogames. She won't even be mad because it's easier than cleaning up the mess you would have made.

Pick 1 chore u like to do mine was vacuuming, buy a top of the line vacuum, u deserve the best, to make as easy as possible on yourself.

You can watch her girlfriends eyes turn green with envy when she proudly tells them how good u are to her by vacuuming, she never has to ask, she sleeps well at night knowing it's handled.

it goes by fast. that's the only thing I can tell you and KNOW I'm right.

Happy Birthday!

Look at your habits and change the bad habits now before they get worse.

Exercise and take care of your body.

Watch your liquor/drug intake and don't let it get out of control.

Be good to people and love them.

Nice catch!

Happy birthday op

Take care of your KNEES.

Forgo getting tied into Con-Theories and enjoy life while it's yours to live. Invite Jesus into your life and walk by Faith.

Trust no one.

Don't use apple products (unless your gay or thinking about being gay)

Never drive a yellow car.

Put tape over your cellphone and smart tvs cameras.

Debt is the money of Slaves.

Save twice as much money you think you will need.

Have a prenup.(not my advice but from people who have been there)