What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane?

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What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane?
Ultra MAGA Dan User ID: 85321115 United States 08/19/2023 08:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? https://twitter.com/_/status/1690552398874660864 MAGA!

Storm Shadow User ID: 79154935 United States 08/19/2023 08:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? She could sit on my lap Potestas cerevisiae frigidae, panis et bolognae me compellit.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80723842 08/19/2023 08:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? https://twitter.com/_/status/1690552398874660864 Quoting: Ultra MAGA Dan Fortunately, I never fly on a plane where I do not have an aisle seat. But, if her ass was haging over on my piece of real estate, I would make sure that the flight attendant put the armrest down. If not, I would get off the plane and take another flight.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85970432 United States 08/19/2023 08:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? So healthy and brave.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75232261 United States 08/19/2023 08:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? Not gonna happen - get off the plane. Even with the arm rest down you’ll have less than 50% of a seat plus you will be skin welded.
Novax Djokesonvaxed User ID: 86208584 United States 08/19/2023 08:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? More pushin' for some cushion

Anonymous Coward User ID: 84701441 Iceland 08/19/2023 09:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? I got to fly to Amsterdam sitting next to a fat German who literally shit his pant 2 hours into the flight.
JustinCastro User ID: 69136807 Canada 08/19/2023 09:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? the side ass means you don’t get a seat. plus there’s a very good chance you won’t get where you’re going. there are weight restrictions on commercial airliners & I believe she alone exceeds them. so disembark & live to fly another day. Uncle Raul
Anonymous Coward User ID: 86205271 United States 08/19/2023 09:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? That mother fucker is not real! She weighs too much. this plane will never make it to its destination! I’d be crazy plane lady part two
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84304793 United Kingdom 08/19/2023 09:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? RED John booking tickets right now.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57032062 United States 08/19/2023 09:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? id shut down my tinder account because my search would be over

I'mnotdeadyet User ID: 75700868 United States 08/19/2023 09:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? Don't they have a cargo hold for shit like that? I'mnotdeadyet
the deplorable ar-15 nut User ID: 78054348 United States 08/19/2023 09:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? Throw a Twinkie down the isle. I'm recovering from eye surgery bear with me. We are a REPUBLIC if we can keep it MORAN! A pissed off American veteran!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84943111 United States 08/19/2023 09:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? Get a boner
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73847342 United States 08/19/2023 09:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? She will absorb you into the collective.....
Anonymous Coward User ID: 85969846 United States 08/19/2023 09:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? plane will lean to one side in flight and will go in circles

48Panhead User ID: 86207574 Japan 08/19/2023 10:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? Ask her how much of a luggage fee she had to pay for them saddlebags. 48Panhead
Assyrian King User ID: 47944512 Australia 08/19/2023 10:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? Her blood type is gravy THE STRENGTH OF GOD'S HAND
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82911117 United States 08/19/2023 12:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? I got to fly to Amsterdam sitting next to a fat German who literally shit his pant 2 hours into the flight. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84701441 I am sorry I laughed. It must have been sickening. I have a hard time standing in check out lines next to some people. I do not mind a persons work smell, but heavy perfumes and unwashed crap makes me ill. One good thing came from covid, people do not stand so close anymore.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82911117 United States 08/19/2023 12:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? at comments, too many to reply to them all.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 86209035 South Africa 08/19/2023 12:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? Her blood type is gravy Quoting: Assyrian King

Anonymous Coward User ID: 83962627 United States 08/19/2023 12:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? I got to fly to Amsterdam sitting next to a fat German who literally shit his pant 2 hours into the flight. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84701441 No way I could stay seated next to that.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82591955 United States 08/19/2023 12:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? So long as it isn't that motherfucker Carrot Top I will probably be able to endure it. Carrot Top don't look right. There is something amiss with that mofo.
SaveUSa User ID: 86209192 Spain 08/19/2023 12:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? Kind of funny, but I would be the guy that says “yes” and then sit next to her while shoving her fat rolls out of the way. I’m not small either. It’d be great fun to watch her expression, lol. Last Edited by SaveUSa on 08/19/2023 12:58 PM Within the surreal depths of "reality" lies the truth.
Where Eagles Dare Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States 08/19/2023 01:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? So long as it isn't that motherfucker Carrot Top I will probably be able to endure it. Carrot Top don't look right. There is something amiss with that mofo. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82591955 I think that little freak would steal your soul. Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84354325 United States 08/19/2023 01:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? So long as it isn't that motherfucker Carrot Top I will probably be able to endure it. Carrot Top don't look right. There is something amiss with that mofo. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82591955 They don't call him carrot top because he has red hair. They call him carrot top because everyone wants to see him buried up to his forehead in dirt.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82911117 United States 08/19/2023 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? So long as it isn't that motherfucker Carrot Top I will probably be able to endure it. Carrot Top don't look right. There is something amiss with that mofo. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82591955 They don't call him carrot top because he has red hair. They call him carrot top because everyone wants to see him buried up to his forehead in dirt. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84354325
Anonymous Harpoon User ID: 78998270 United States 08/19/2023 02:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? The only thing she is good for is filling an oil lamp!
WyatteSmith Professional Shitpost Spotter User ID: 79553822 United States 08/19/2023 02:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What Would You Do If You Found Out This Person Was Sitting in the Seat Next to Yours on an Airplane? Her blood type is gravy Quoting: Assyrian King
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