RAPTURE ALERT! JUST SAW A CLOUD THAT LOOKED LIKE A SPLIT APPLE

Yesterday I saw lights in the sky... at sunset!!! and heard my neighbor honk his horn five times at my other neighbor's dog because it was in the road!! then there was a big flash of light as my neighbor's porch light came on for the night!!!!!

WE ARE SO CLOSE!!!1!

It's close I can feel it, thank you for confirming with your prophecy.

Yesterday my pillow was so hard, like my time on earth is over and rapture will soon start. Time is so close.

That's some serious sign going on there!




Trin should start to bann this christian nuts who flood the forum with the subject of their mental disorder. They can fuck off into a christian forum, where they can tell each other what they dreamed last night.

Rapture is close, I shaved my balls today which doesen't happen very often. So for the next 5 hours it's high watch time!

A few nights ago at 11 pm and whilst I was just about to nod off, there were these 5 sessions of loud trumpet noises from the sky, followed by a white flash in the heavens. All my family were like, what the hell was that?!

Lame, my split apple cloud was way more of a sign.

And now we wait for the evacuation ..Jesus is not coming down..those of God are going up.

Just shot a raccoon with my homemade slingshot ...


Must mean the Rapture is close.

Are God's chosen going to be able to pass through the firmament or will God have to open a doorway like that scene in Space Balls where the giant vacuum cleaner sucks the atmosphere away from Planet Druidia?

Maybe they get a magical elevator like Charlie and The Chocolate Factory and blast right through that glass ceiling, unleashing the waters above the firmament onto the lands below, washing away the sinners and cleansing the firmament!!!!1!!

Trash pandas are known harbingers of the apocalpyse.

Praise Jesus!

listen, put all your Rapture tard stuff on the shelf until Hillary is indicted. The Rapture is the day after Hillary is indicted. AIN'T NUTHIN' GONNA HAPPEN 'TIL THEN.

Wow that's some serious prophecy!

Would be funny as hell if the turds get their heads smacked against the firmament.

I have taught HERE over and over the evacuation will be done ASHTAR COMMAND FROM GODS HEAVEN. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS REMOVED IN CRAFT...YOU CANNOT LEAVE IN YOUR SUIT OF MEAT ANY Other WAY.

ASHTAR COMMAND SINCE EVERYONE IS LEAVING>>WILL BE ASSISTED BY THE MILKY WAY GALACTIC FEDERATION

It is time for stupid to the poster I quoted above to end. There is no glass and all that bullshit posted

I had a dream today, saw how a fat woman fell from her scooter. The rapture has to be close!

Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires.
They will say, “Where is this ‘coming’ he promised? Ever since our ancestors died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.”
But they deliberately forget that long ago by God’s word the heavens came into being and the earth was formed out of water and by water.
By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed.
By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of the ungodly. 2 Peter 3

Last Edited by JaySeaLowNDGO on 09/17/2023 12:10 PM

The planet will be closed for a time after the evacuation for repairs,..then about 1.5 billion will return..rest will be moved elsewhere

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Get fucked rapture turd.

That's some twilight level right there, has to be close!!!!

May the Lord bless you friend.

May the lord give your retarded fraction some wisdom. You highly need it.

Yes you can never have enough wisdom. You are correct. Thank you.

Today I pooped and my poop looked like a guardian who wouldn't let anyone pass. Must be some sign that the rapture is very close now...