Why did the pilot eject?

Oh.

He was trying to scoot the seat back a little...

Has the pilot been identified yet? IF it was a diversity hire then there is a pretty good chance they fucked up. If not then it was the plane that fucked up. Pilots are probably trained to eject when or if any sort of issues come up flying. 100 million dollar jet aint worth a pilots life.

Thought they were hitting the lumbar button?

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Why not??

On the F-18 but not the 35

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Don't ask, don't tell...

I didn't.

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Female?

Because he got to that point in his fap where ya cant help it...

Well there's only American pilots in the Air Force...

We don't let somalis fly our planes

Pilots should go down with the plane. A pilot’s life is worth maybe 1-5
Mil max. That is 100 million dollar homes or 300 average homes they are essentially flying. So they should have tried to land it. If they were in a war zone and got hit or something ok but the F35 was apparently ok enough to keep flying hundreds of miles.

He missed his stop.

Have you ever had to shit and piss at the same time?

Russian geopolitical analysts are hovering around the acute diarrhea hypothesis.

Why did the blond pilot eject from her F-35?

She tugged on the wrong string between her legs.

The Air Force is full of foreign born diversity hires

Or was she tired of hearing you talk nonsense

He missed his stop.

Ukrainian pilot being trained?

BriefEjacting Pilot

Just Ukrainians

lol hilarious

There is an old saying in the Fighter Pilot" community, "Your fear of the ejection seat is overridden as you get closer to the ground"

Pilot heard pings from bullets striking plane.

I laughed…Im going to hell.lol

How did Shaniqua find out she was pregnant?

Pulled out the string and the cotton was gone

Militia boys

Because false flag to fan war flames