ALERT!!! 1HR AGO WHITE HOUSE WARNING OF MASS EXTINCTION EVENT!!!

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Fuck that. I've got work in the morning.

In two weeks right?

I had an ass expulsion event recently

but seriously, when and where? anyone remember the 5Ws and H?

Nothing on wh.gov bs

i got bills to brother. shit

Trying to role-play "John-the-Baptist"...


A Tard-Level-Event...?
?

How many of these extinction events have been posted for the last five years

Rambling hillbilly tard seems like his brain cells had a mass extinction.

so , tell me. how do i prepare the family for a mass extinction event.

Popcorn with toppings

Whoopi Goldberg farted. Millions could die.

we may need to do an intervention with this one. seems like a nice enough guy. but he has gone koo-koo. even for the doomer crowd.

I wish I could be a fly on your wall when the shit actually does hit the fan.

You'll be crying and on your knees begging for it to end.

You must be kidding. please

Ohh baby. Who’s with me on maxing out my credit cards…?

Expect many more

OK then, I accept your apology.

Lying FUCK.

Welp,

Guess it’s time to break out the acid i squirreled away back in 1972..

Problem is, I’m too fucking old to remember who’s yard I buried it in.

What a tard..typical godlike fear nothingburger