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When/where do women fart during dating?

 
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When/where do women fart during dating?
I’ve never seen a woman fart during a date… From what I know, on average, people fart about 16 times a day.
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09/23/2023 05:21 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
I’ve never seen a woman fart during a date… From what I know, on average, people fart about 16 times a day.
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We silently pass it away while walking along with you guys. ;)
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09/23/2023 05:21 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
I’ve never seen a woman fart during a date… From what I know, on average, people fart about 16 times a day.
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you assume they ever stop. that's your first mistake.
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09/23/2023 05:22 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
I’ve never seen a woman fart during a date… From what I know, on average, people fart about 16 times a day.
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We silently pass it away while walking along with you guys. ;)
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sheright

Ditto
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09/23/2023 05:36 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
Just remember women's cute butts stink just like yours.
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09/23/2023 05:37 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
Its called POOTING.

And it comes out of our mouth.
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09/23/2023 05:48 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
Just remember women's cute butts stink just like yours.
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Pretty girls’ smell savory, only ugly girls stink.
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09/23/2023 05:50 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
Does Lizzo fart? Or can she slide it down a butt cheek and let it filter up the crack?
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09/23/2023 05:51 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
They save it for anal so they can inflate your dick like a balloon
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Fartuna
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
Women are fucked up in the head. That is all...
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
They save it for anal so they can inflate your dick like a balloon
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
Ask some of the pigs that post here, like retard, piece of gooseshit and tigershart 1.

I’m sure they have extended knowledge on that particular subject. lmao
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09/23/2023 06:08 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
Most women regulate their diet pre date so they won’t be farty. But if the need arises, they’ll simply excuse themselves to the bathroom.

16 times a day seems awfully high. I think I fart about two or three times a day and it’s only in the morning, before the regular bowel movement. Then I’m good until the next morning.

I’m a normal weight female with a healthy diet. Results could differ with the obese or ham beasts like Lizzo.
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
Most women regulate their diet pre date so they won’t be farty. But if the need arises, they’ll simply excuse themselves to the bathroom.

16 times a day seems awfully high. I think I fart about two or three times a day and it’s only in the morning, before the regular bowel movement. Then I’m good until the next morning.

I’m a normal weight female with a healthy diet. Results could differ with the obese or ham beasts like Lizzo.
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cruise
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
[imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
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09/23/2023 06:27 PM

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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
there is a woman on this forum wh does nothing but tooting.

Toot Muse i think her name is.

jack of all trades.
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
powder my nose ,is code for a groundshaking event about to occur
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09/23/2023 06:29 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
They could tell you but then they would have to kill you!
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09/23/2023 06:30 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
Husband did it in front of me so I did it in front of him. Clearly we were meant to be.
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
They save it for anal so they can inflate your dick like a balloon
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Oh hell yeah…
By HIS Grace Alone.
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
I’ve never seen a woman fart during a date… From what I know, on average, people fart about 16 times a day.
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We silently pass it away while walking along with you guys. ;)
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https://imgur.com/a/TrEY3J0
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09/23/2023 06:53 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
Been with my spouse over 18 years and the only time I’ve ever passed gas in his presence was when I was pregnant- it was an accident. He found it hilarious, I was mortified…lol

I think some behaviours are better left completely private, especially farting.
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
They all take it in the ass these days. As a result the ass is so loose that no sound is heard when farting. If you catch a bad whiff from seemingly out of nowhere...
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09/23/2023 06:55 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
Why do you think us women are always complaining from belly ache? That’s right, we hold it in until we’re alone.
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09/23/2023 06:58 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
When I sleep, laugh, sneeze, or move quickly
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
They could tell you but then they would have to kill you!
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They do it in the morning right after they wake up and use the loo, believe me. It’s a resounding confirmation.
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
Just remember women's cute butts stink just like yours.
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Pretty girls’ smell savory, only ugly girls stink.
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She has a couple of holes down there and it would probably difficult to differentiate fart odor from queef odor.
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
They have small outgassing ports hiding in their eyebrows. The eyebrow hair is actually there to disperse the stink and mask the noise.
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09/23/2023 07:09 PM
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Fart
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09/23/2023 07:13 PM
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Re: When/where do women fart during dating?
Just remember women's cute butts stink just like yours.
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It's one of life's guarantees.

1. Life
2. Booty smells like booty.
3. Death





GLP