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HAPPY SEPTEMBER RAPTURE TARD DAY! Get in here and post your favorite funny or failed rapture threads!

 
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HAPPY SEPTEMBER RAPTURE TARD DAY! Get in here and post your favorite funny or failed rapture threads!
Yes it’s that day again and nothing will happen. But let’s have some fun.

Here’s one of my favorites: when we get raptured, we’re going to meet Jesus INSIDE A COMET!

Thread: We will meet the LORD in the AIR not in Space. It appears that the Rapture means meeting the LORD in a Comet

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Yes it’s that day again and nothing will happen. But let’s have some fun.

Here’s one of my favorites: when we get raptured, we’re going to meet Jesus INSIDE A COMET!

Thread: We will meet the LORD in the AIR not in Space. It appears that the Rapture means meeting the LORD in a Comet

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That’s gotta be the best one.
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OP -> sideways <- SEPTEMBER RAPTURE TARDS
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Thread: Rapture Alert - Feast of Trumpets then- The Great Sign in Heaven - Rev 12 - Sept 23, 2017
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Thread: PASTOR PREDICTS THE EXACT DATES OF RAPTURE: SEPT 16 2023!! (Most likely total bullshit - yet something to look forward to)
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Rapture = BS.
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They just set a new date like all satanic cults do.
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From 2007.

These tards NEVER LEAEN.
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