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How to completely stop farting by using this one weird trick.

 
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How to completely stop farting by using this one weird trick.
You can completely stop farting by using this one weird trick. What you do is learn yoga and do yoga for 10 minutexs every day, and heres the weird bit. You lean slightly to the left while doing it!
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I notice all the women are coming in here reading it.
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Its why they all practise yoga in india.
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Why would anyone want to eliminate farting? Farting is fun and funny. Anyone that doesn't agree is too up tight and just needs to relax.
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why would anyone want to stop farting completely?


it's one of the few free joys of this life
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Why would anyone want to eliminate farting? Farting is fun and funny. Anyone that doesn't agree is too up tight and just needs to relax.
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cheers
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Why would anyone want to eliminate farting? Farting is fun and funny. Anyone that doesn't agree is too up tight and just needs to relax.
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Thats disgusting! And what about the horrific smell? I suppose you like that too.
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Why would anyone want to eliminate farting? Farting is fun and funny. Anyone that doesn't agree is too up tight and just needs to relax.
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Thats disgusting! And what about the horrific smell? I suppose you like that too.
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My farts don't have a horrific smell since I quit drinking.
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Farting is life!!!
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Farts keep farting
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Why would anyone want to eliminate farting? Farting is fun and funny. Anyone that doesn't agree is too up tight and just needs to relax.
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Thats disgusting! And what about the horrific smell? I suppose you like that too.
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My farts don't have a horrific smell since I quit drinking.
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My chili farts are lethal.


One morning my dog was under the covers and I let one rip and she almsot died from the gassing
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Well, Jesus doesnt like people farting. In fact it is sinful. Any miscreant who think its amusing to silently fart and cause innocent people to breath it in are only making matters difficult for themselves in terms of travelling to heaven. I cant believe people find it funny to make those evil smells.
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Why would anyone want to eliminate farting? Farting is fun and funny. Anyone that doesn't agree is too up tight and just needs to relax.
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Yeah for sure, especially because my farts smell like ozone. Take a wild guess why!
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why would anyone want to stop farting completely?


it's one of the few free joys of this life
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This. One of the few highlights to yet another boring day at the rat race is crop dusting an elevator full of coworkers.
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Well, Jesus doesnt like people farting. In fact it is sinful. Any miscreant who think its amusing to silently fart and cause innocent people to breath it in are only making matters difficult for themselves in terms of travelling to heaven. I cant believe people find it funny to make those evil smells.
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Yeah, I was sitting in church one Sunday morning, the place was packed. Then a sudden horrible smell that dang near made me puke. And you tell there must have been a dozen people that were smelling it too, because everyone on both sides and front and back of me, we were all stiff as a board, not even a flinch. I asked my wife is she smelled that silent one and she said yeah, it was hers. I divorced her.

As fas as your statement goes, farting is healthy, or worse, is holding it in. It's not a sin. It's a natural body function. Stop acting like everyone's judge, K!
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Why would anyone want to eliminate farting? Farting is fun and funny. Anyone that doesn't agree is too up tight and just needs to relax.
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Thats disgusting! And what about the horrific smell? I suppose you like that too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86415651


My farts don't have a horrific smell since I quit drinking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85934355


My chili farts are lethal.


One morning my dog was under the covers and I let one rip and she almsot died from the gassing
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It would have been what you deserve if it had bit you hard on your genitals for doing that you degenerate.
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Well, Jesus doesnt like people farting. In fact it is sinful. Any miscreant who think its amusing to silently fart and cause innocent people to breath it in are only making matters difficult for themselves in terms of travelling to heaven. I cant believe people find it funny to make those evil smells.
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Since you brought up Jesus, Jesus said that unless you become as little children, you cannot enter the Kingdom of God. Seems to me a great way to become child-like would be to appreciate the beauty and hilarity of farts.
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Well, Jesus doesnt like people farting. In fact it is sinful. Any miscreant who think its amusing to silently fart and cause innocent people to breath it in are only making matters difficult for themselves in terms of travelling to heaven. I cant believe people find it funny to make those evil smells.
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Since you brought up Jesus, Jesus said that unless you become as little children, you cannot enter the Kingdom of God. Seems to me a great way to become child-like would be to appreciate the beauty and hilarity of farts.
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You are a sign that we are in the end times.
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Globalists-satanists and illuminati ruined whole world now.1-2 years and game over. NWO
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Why would anyone want to eliminate farting? Farting is fun and funny. Anyone that doesn't agree is too up tight and just needs to relax.
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cheers
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God made farts smell so deaf people can enjoy them too.
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Thats disgusting! And what about the horrific smell? I suppose you like that too.
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My farts don't have a horrific smell since I quit drinking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85934355


My chili farts are lethal.


One morning my dog was under the covers and I let one rip and she almsot died from the gassing
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It would have been what you deserve if it had bit you hard on your genitals for doing that you degenerate.
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He's just embellishing the truth a bit. Dogs actually love the smell of a good hair curler.
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why would anyone want to stop farting completely?


it's one of the few free joys of this life
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This. One of the few highlights to yet another boring day at the rat race is crop dusting an elevator full of coworkers.
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You are confusing crop dusting with gas chambering... come on man.

And to dutch oven your small dog??? What's wrong with you, that's to be strictly used on the wife.
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Well, Jesus doesnt like people farting. In fact it is sinful. Any miscreant who think its amusing to silently fart and cause innocent people to breath it in are only making matters difficult for themselves in terms of travelling to heaven. I cant believe people find it funny to make those evil smells.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86415665


Since you brought up Jesus, Jesus said that unless you become as little children, you cannot enter the Kingdom of God. Seems to me a great way to become child-like would be to appreciate the beauty and hilarity of farts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85934355


You are a sign that we are in the end times.
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With so many legitimate signs, if my appreciation of farts can be used to open an eye or two, so be it.
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why would anyone want to stop farting completely?


it's one of the few free joys of this life
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This. One of the few highlights to yet another boring day at the rat race is crop dusting an elevator full of coworkers.
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The airplane is my favorite. The best part is when everyone is looking around to find the culprit. I imagine they always pick the fat guy.
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why would anyone want to stop farting completely?


it's one of the few free joys of this life
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This. One of the few highlights to yet another boring day at the rat race is crop dusting an elevator full of coworkers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84189022


You are confusing crop dusting with gas chambering... come on man.

And to dutch oven your small dog??? What's wrong with you, that's to be strictly used on the wife.
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hesright
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You can completely stop farting by using this one weird trick. What you do is learn yoga and do yoga for 10 minutexs every day, and heres the weird bit. You lean slightly to the left while doing it!
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FTARH-udick
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You can completely stop farting by using this one weird trick. What you do is learn yoga and do yoga for 10 minutexs every day, and heres the weird bit. You lean slightly to the left while doing it!
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:FTARH-udick:
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Whats the matter?
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Re: How to completely stop farting by using this one weird trick.
Well, Jesus doesnt like people farting. In fact it is sinful. Any miscreant who think its amusing to silently fart and cause innocent people to breath it in are only making matters difficult for themselves in terms of travelling to heaven. I cant believe people find it funny to make those evil smells.
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Yeah, I was sitting in church one Sunday morning, the place was packed. Then a sudden horrible smell that dang near made me puke. And you tell there must have been a dozen people that were smelling it too, because everyone on both sides and front and back of me, we were all stiff as a board, not even a flinch. I asked my wife is she smelled that silent one and she said yeah, it was hers. I divorced her.

As fas as your statement goes, farting is healthy, or worse, is holding it in. It's not a sin. It's a natural body function. Stop acting like everyone's judge, K!
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epiclol
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Its SBD ones that are nasty. That deep and profound stench of death.
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You can completely stop farting by using this one weird trick. What you do is learn yoga and do yoga for 10 minutexs every day, and heres the weird bit. You lean slightly to the left while doing it!
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FTARH-udick
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Whats the matter?
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hey methane matt, fart threads are so old my dinosaur is yawning
political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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You can completely stop farting by using this one weird trick. What you do is learn yoga and do yoga for 10 minutexs every day, and heres the weird bit. You lean slightly to the left while doing it!
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:FTARH-udick:
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Whats the matter?
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A gas.





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