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Jesus will appear on every television in the world ten minutes before the Rapture occurs.

 
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Jesus will appear on every television in the world ten minutes before the Rapture occurs.
We will all see it, we will know who he is. It will be a mess of pottage!
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Promise? sheeplebah
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We will all see it, we will know who he is. It will be a mess of pottage!
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Lame and doesnt matter
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Even if the real Jesus came, how would he "prove" he was the real one?
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Every eye will see him.

I don’t watch tv and have no tv access.

So a big fail.
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Whats tv
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Whats tv
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"Now over to Noah for the weather."
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We will all see it, we will know who he is. It will be a mess of pottage!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86471009


So only boob tube addicts will see him? Perhaps you don’t realize that a very large portion of the world doesn’t watch the devil’s eyeball nor even own one.
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or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

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Every eye will see him.

I don’t watch tv and have no tv access.

So a big fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75111058


He will appear in your mind.
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Fake Jesus will appear on TV for mass brainwashing by the West. Lots of fake videos from AI and Deepfake videos. Jesus knows. If he gonna show up. He gonna be huge that the world would look up to the sky like a Titan.
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Which channel? I dont have cable, only terrestrial.
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i hope hes on youtube aswell
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Making up end time scenarios is forbidden.
OP has no idea when the rapture might occur.
Jesus doesn't work for the OP. He is not your flunky.

“For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:”
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i hope hes on youtube aswell
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75120586


No one will believe unless he appears on TWITTER.

Thread: But but...I SAW IT ON TWITTER...SO IT MUST BE TRUE tards
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you raptureTards get crazier by the year ... it is like a never ending joke (on you) that isn't funny anymore


if all the god worshipers would just exercise their free will, they could manifest a "rapture" - but they are not United - they argue among themselves - more than they do with "non-believers"

you are sheep being led by self-serving Shepherds to slaughter ... of your own free will


carry on, you won't be missed, when we inherit the Earth

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carpenter's son eh? let's hope his nose doesn't give it away.
television tends to add a few inches they say.
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Nobody watch TV anymore.
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Jesus prophesied before His return many false prophets will say "Jesus is in this city" or "Jesus is out in the desert."

Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not. 
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. 
Behold, I have told you before. 
Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. 
Matthew 24:23-26

I will add this one "Jesus is going to be on TV."
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you raptureTards get crazier by the year ... it is like a never ending joke (on you) that isn't funny anymore


if all the god worshipers would just exercise their free will, they could manifest a "rapture" - but they are not United - they argue among themselves - more than they do with "non-believers"

you are sheep being led by self-serving Shepherds to slaughter ... of your own free will


carry on, you won't be missed, when we inherit the Earth
 Quoting: Shadow Dance


Facts.

But too many dumbasses are deceived by Saklas.
Communism shall never prevail.

"FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
WAR IS PEACE.
STAYING APART BRINGS US TOGETHER." NWO Mantra
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86471009

Jesus can't return at any moment. He has to follow the Father's propheseid timeline.

These 3 passages are the "core" of the Rapture of living people in the End Times.

There is NO Rapture without these 3.

1 Thessalonians 4:16-17
2 Thessalonians 2:1-4
1 Corinthians 15:51-53

Paul said in those passages that these Events happen BEFORE the Rapture.

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Abomination of desolation
Man of sin revealed
The great falling away
The Last Trump
The Resurrection of the dead in Christ

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Thread: Trumpet Then Resurrection - 4 "Witness" Verses / Passages - No Pre-Trib Rapture

Thread: Revelation 11 - The Last Trump, Resurrection, Judgement, Reward - NO Pre-Trib Rapture

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Even if the real Jesus came, how would he "prove" he was the real one?
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Anonymous Coward
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The book of Revelation says that an Angel will be in the heavens proclaiming the gospel to all inhabitants on Earth 24/7 during the Tribulation period. Cloud be the Trinity Brodcasting Network satellites.
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project blue beam



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Before or after the ads?
Why is the US obsessed with having geriatrics running the place?
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We will all see it, we will know who he is. It will be a mess of pottage!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86471009


Why the trouble? Why not give the message to all through direct telepathy?





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