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Since working from home during covid, people cant hold their farts in at the office anymore.

 
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Since working from home during covid, people cant hold their farts in at the office anymore.
Someone keeps doing SBD farts in our office and its knocking everyone sick. We cant figure out who it is, as the fart just lingers everywhere. Julie, who I work with, was ready to go home because of it yesterday. It was vile. We were forced to breathe almost pure fart. How do people have the cheek to turn up to work farting like that?
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11/15/2023 12:53 PM
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Yeah, they have been so used to farting every two minutes at home where no-one is around them that they have lost the ability to hold them in when around people. I have noticed that too.
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You seem to have issues with people farting.s226

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farts
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Re: Since working from home during covid, people cant hold their farts in at the office anymore.
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Wait til you get old ladies.

Old guys fart with impunity.

If you enter a room with them in it, it is like a giant miasma of intestinal fog.

Gagging

Truly disgusting.

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In Australia they take a shít in the street. They dont care who is watching. Dont you start acting the high ground, you bogan.
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11/15/2023 01:01 PM
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Re: Since working from home during covid, people cant hold their farts in at the office anymore.
Someone keeps doing SBD farts in our office and its knocking everyone sick. We cant figure out who it is, as the fart just lingers everywhere. Julie, who I work with, was ready to go home because of it yesterday. It was vile. We were forced to breathe almost pure fart. How do people have the cheek to turn up to work farting like that?
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It will be a woman with an unkempt ass.
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11/15/2023 01:02 PM
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YOUR USELESS FUCKING THREAD MADE THE LIST OF RETARDED FUCKING THREADS.

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11/15/2023 01:06 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76230973

In Australia they take a shít in the street. They dont care who is watching. Dont you start acting the high ground, you bogan.
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Better than shitting in your own hand whilst standing up and tossing it out in the street.

We know this Toronto lady is you. The nuggets has your finger prints all over it. shitstir2


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YOUR USELESS FUCKING THREAD MADE THE LIST OF RETARDED FUCKING THREADS.

CONGRATS. I MIGHT BE GAY AND CRAVE WEARING SKIRTS BUT YOU ARE

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Australians dont even use cutlery you vagabond convict.
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Re: Since working from home during covid, people cant hold their farts in at the office anymore.
Someone keeps doing SBD farts in our office and its knocking everyone sick. We cant figure out who it is, as the fart just lingers everywhere. Julie, who I work with, was ready to go home because of it yesterday. It was vile. We were forced to breathe almost pure fart. How do people have the cheek to turn up to work farting like that?
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You need to let your boss know. That shouldnt be happening all the time like that.
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YOUR USELESS FUCKING THREAD MADE THE LIST OF RETARDED FUCKING THREADS.

CONGRATS. I MIGHT BE GAY AND CRAVE WEARING SKIRTS BUT YOU ARE

NOW IN RETARD HALL OF FAME

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Australians dont even use cutlery you vagabond convict.
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FTARH-learnit
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Re: Since working from home during covid, people cant hold their farts in at the office anymore.
Someone keeps doing SBD farts in our office and its knocking everyone sick. We cant figure out who it is, as the fart just lingers everywhere. Julie, who I work with, was ready to go home because of it yesterday. It was vile. We were forced to breathe almost pure fart. How do people have the cheek to turn up to work farting like that?
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Someone could have shit their pants
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Re: Since working from home during covid, people cant hold their farts in at the office anymore.
Someone keeps doing SBD farts in our office and its knocking everyone sick. We cant figure out who it is, as the fart just lingers everywhere. Julie, who I work with, was ready to go home because of it yesterday. It was vile. We were forced to breathe almost pure fart. How do people have the cheek to turn up to work farting like that?
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Someone could have shit their pants
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A follow through or a full defecation scenario?
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11/15/2023 01:26 PM
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Re: Since working from home during covid, people cant hold their farts in at the office anymore.
Man the worst thing is if your office is isolated and you think you have a safe fart moment then someone appears and heads straight for you.

Luckily our sewage is screwed and most people think its that. The bathrooms smelled like straight strong sulfur a couple weeks ago, to the point where i had to piss with my shirt over my nose. I can see how itd make you sick.

Gotta hold learn how to hold it in, or fix your diet if you cant. in a crowded office i could see it being an issue, my farts are bad enough that they wouldnt just go away after a few seconds
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Man the worst thing is if your office is isolated and you think you have a safe fart moment then someone appears and heads straight for you.

Luckily our sewage is screwed and most people think its that. The bathrooms smelled like straight strong sulfur a couple weeks ago, to the point where i had to piss with my shirt over my nose. I can see how itd make you sick.

Gotta hold learn how to hold it in, or fix your diet if you cant. in a crowded office i could see it being an issue, my farts are bad enough that they wouldnt just go away after a few seconds
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You know. You know the reality of working in an office.
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Re: Since working from home during covid, people cant hold their farts in at the office anymore.
Someone keeps doing SBD farts in our office and its knocking everyone sick. We cant figure out who it is, as the fart just lingers everywhere. Julie, who I work with, was ready to go home because of it yesterday. It was vile. We were forced to breathe almost pure fart. How do people have the cheek to turn up to work farting like that?
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Since COVID 99% of my co-workers are newly landed immigrants.

The smell is bad.
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lol
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11/15/2023 01:30 PM
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Why not share the love? Crop dust the entire office daily
Rule#4 Double Tap.
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Re: Since working from home during covid, people cant hold their farts in at the office anymore.
The person who is producing those smells is laughing at you.
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11/15/2023 01:38 PM
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Could be the stink bomb prank, gangstalkers like doing that. They buy the little capsules at the cheap corner stores.snl1nvrmind
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Could be the stink bomb prank, gangstalkers like doing that. They buy the little capsules at the cheap corner stores.snl1nvrmind
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Stink bombs dont smell like farts.
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Why not share the love? Crop dust the entire office daily
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Re: Since working from home during covid, people cant hold their farts in at the office anymore.
Someone keeps doing SBD farts in our office and its knocking everyone sick. We cant figure out who it is, as the fart just lingers everywhere. Julie, who I work with, was ready to go home because of it yesterday. It was vile. We were forced to breathe almost pure fart. How do people have the cheek to turn up to work farting like that?
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Squat, Bench press, and Deadlift???????

Saved before Death??????????
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Complaints, dude. Imagine people in an office building in Delhi
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11/15/2023 08:17 PM

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Re: Since working from home during covid, people cant hold their farts in at the office anymore.
Someone keeps doing SBD farts in our office and its knocking everyone sick. We cant figure out who it is, as the fart just lingers everywhere. Julie, who I work with, was ready to go home because of it yesterday. It was vile. We were forced to breathe almost pure fart. How do people have the cheek to turn up to work farting like that?
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What are SBD farts?
Sorry, I'm not up on all the current flatulence lingo!

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Why not share the love? Crop dust the entire office daily
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lmao
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This is why kids need public school. They learn from a young age to hold their farts in. Just one year out of an institutional setting and this part of society crumbles.
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Ever since Covid people have turned wild. They are humping in the middle of the office like beasts. I’ve complained to management but their offices smell like farts lol the time.
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Re: Since working from home during covid, people cant hold their farts in at the office anymore.
Someone keeps doing SBD farts in our office and its knocking everyone sick. We cant figure out who it is, as the fart just lingers everywhere. Julie, who I work with, was ready to go home because of it yesterday. It was vile. We were forced to breathe almost pure fart. How do people have the cheek to turn up to work farting like that?
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What are SBD farts?
Sorry, I'm not up on all the current flatulence lingo!

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