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I am doing "remote farting" and directing my farts to specific locations.

 
REMOTE FARTING
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I am doing "remote farting" and directing my farts to specific locations.
here is a partial list of where I am sending my farts:


-to the White House press room

-IDF soldiers in cramped quarters (inside tanks etc..)

-to Psychic readers, fortune tellers and Yoga people

-to Nancy Pelosi, Woopie, and Oprah winfrey

-Megan Markle when she's in a car

-to Joe Biden in his Oval Office when he has guests

-to jail cells of black looters who got arrested and to homes of those that got away

-to Howard Stern, John Kerry and Bono

My list is growing everyday...
more and more people are smelling my stink farts. I eat special meals with plenty of beans so I can keep sending them remotely..

shitstreamblink
shitstreamyawn
shitstreamscratching
shitstreambanned2
shitstreamagumball
shitstreamhuh
shitstreamquestion
shitstreamstars
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2023 09:50 PM
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that’s outstanding work!
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2023 09:51 PM
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Re: I am doing "remote farting" and directing my farts to specific locations.
that's borderline terrorism, bro...and you have just been reported.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2023 09:55 PM
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Choke on it you shitposting fucking tard.
OPsidewaysfat ni'g'gers and fa'g'got;s
What a knob. Fuck off.
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epiclol
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12/03/2023 09:58 PM
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Butthead

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12/03/2023 10:04 PM
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send some cow farts to cop28
they could use the help
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What an idea!

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12/03/2023 10:09 PM
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Re: I am doing "remote farting" and directing my farts to specific locations.
here is a partial list of where I am sending my farts:


-to the White House press room

-IDF soldiers in cramped quarters (inside tanks etc..)

-to Psychic readers, fortune tellers and Yoga people

-to Nancy Pelosi, Woopie, and Oprah winfrey

-Megan Markle when she's in a car

-to Joe Biden in his Oval Office when he has guests

-to jail cells of black looters who got arrested and to homes of those that got away

-to Howard Stern, John Kerry and Bono

My list is growing everyday...
more and more people are smelling my stink farts. I eat special meals with plenty of beans so I can keep sending them remotely..

shitstreamblink
shitstreamyawn
shitstreamscratching
shitstreambanned2
shitstreamagumball
shitstreamhuh
shitstreamquestion
shitstreamstars
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12/03/2023 10:12 PM
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Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2023 10:14 PM
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Noice won might.
I am definitely using that next time the missus accuses me of breaking wind.
“I swear babe, some bastard just remote farted me!”
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12/03/2023 10:15 PM
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Re: I am doing "remote farting" and directing my farts to specific locations.
here is a partial list of where I am sending my farts:


-to the White House press room

-IDF soldiers in cramped quarters (inside tanks etc..)

-to Psychic readers, fortune tellers and Yoga people

-to Nancy Pelosi, Woopie, and Oprah winfrey

-Megan Markle when she's in a car

-to Joe Biden in his Oval Office when he has guests

-to jail cells of black looters who got arrested and to homes of those that got away

-to Howard Stern, John Kerry and Bono

My list is growing everyday...
more and more people are smelling my stink farts. I eat special meals with plenty of beans so I can keep sending them remotely..

shitstreamblink
shitstreamyawn
shitstreamscratching
shitstreambanned2
shitstreamagumball
shitstreamhuh
shitstreamquestion
shitstreamstars
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12/03/2023 10:18 PM
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FYI...

It's called ASTRAL projection, not ass projection
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12/03/2023 10:18 PM
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that's borderline terrorism, bro...and you have just been reported.
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Are just as crazy as the OP is? Are you a control freak?
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2023 10:19 PM
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that's borderline terrorism, bro...and you have just been reported.
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Are just as crazy as the OP is? Are you a control freak?
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are you retarded?

rhetorical.

you have also been reported...to the potato patrol
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2023 10:19 PM
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5 stars op! Keep up the good work!!!

5a
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12/03/2023 10:21 PM
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unlady like, always.
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12/03/2023 10:22 PM
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Re: I am doing "remote farting" and directing my farts to specific locations.
here is a partial list of where I am sending my farts:


-to the White House press room

-IDF soldiers in cramped quarters (inside tanks etc..)

-to Psychic readers, fortune tellers and Yoga people

-to Nancy Pelosi, Woopie, and Oprah winfrey

-Megan Markle when she's in a car

-to Joe Biden in his Oval Office when he has guests

-to jail cells of black looters who got arrested and to homes of those that got away

-to Howard Stern, John Kerry and Bono

My list is growing everyday...
more and more people are smelling my stink farts. I eat special meals with plenty of beans so I can keep sending them remotely..

shitstreamblink
shitstreamyawn
shitstreamscratching
shitstreambanned2
shitstreamagumball
shitstreamhuh
shitstreamquestion
shitstreamstars
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How are you doing it?

I have a few people who I'd like to send remote farts too.

As a kid, I used to wake my annoying brother up for school by farming on his head.

I'd like to do some remote head farts to a few people I can't stand.
El Bronson

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12/03/2023 10:23 PM

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12/03/2023 10:24 PM
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How are you doing it?

I have a few people who I'd like to send remote farts too.

As a kid, I used to wake my annoying brother up for school by farming on his head.

I'd like to do some remote head farts to a few people I can't stand.
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the trick involves pointing at a map and pulling your own finger.
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12/03/2023 10:24 PM
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I faht on u, I faht on ur face! Whoop whoopity whoop whoop whoop bouncy bouncy!
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12/03/2023 10:24 PM
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Wouldn't it be nice if we could send remote slaps or punches?

I'd be smacking the crap out of a few people.
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12/03/2023 10:25 PM
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that's borderline terrorism, bro...and you have just been reported.
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Are just as crazy as the OP is? Are you a control freak?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85817946


are you retarded?

rhetorical.

you have also been reported...to the potato patrol
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I am shaking in my fucking boots.
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!Prefiero morir de pie que vivir de rodillas! - Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919

Nothing goes as planned and nothing seems as it is. Most everyone's mad here; you may have noticed I'm not all there myself...and now I'm afraid we must get on to the more regrettable stage of our brief acquaintance.
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12/03/2023 10:25 PM
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Like a fart in the wind
Stay away from the Vaxx Scene
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12/03/2023 10:26 PM
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Re: I am doing "remote farting" and directing my farts to specific locations.
here is a partial list of where I am sending my farts:


-to the White House press room

-IDF soldiers in cramped quarters (inside tanks etc..)

-to Psychic readers, fortune tellers and Yoga people

-to Nancy Pelosi, Woopie, and Oprah winfrey

-Megan Markle when she's in a car

-to Joe Biden in his Oval Office when he has guests

-to jail cells of black looters who got arrested and to homes of those that got away

-to Howard Stern, John Kerry and Bono

My list is growing everyday...
more and more people are smelling my stink farts. I eat special meals with plenty of beans so I can keep sending them remotely..

shitstreamblink
shitstreamyawn
shitstreamscratching
shitstreambanned2
shitstreamagumball
shitstreamhuh
shitstreamquestion
shitstreamstars
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Channel me scotty
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12/03/2023 10:27 PM
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Re: I am doing "remote farting" and directing my farts to specific locations.
here is a partial list of where I am sending my farts:


-to the White House press room

-IDF soldiers in cramped quarters (inside tanks etc..)

-to Psychic readers, fortune tellers and Yoga people

-to Nancy Pelosi, Woopie, and Oprah winfrey

-Megan Markle when she's in a car

-to Joe Biden in his Oval Office when he has guests

-to jail cells of black looters who got arrested and to homes of those that got away

-to Howard Stern, John Kerry and Bono

My list is growing everyday...
more and more people are smelling my stink farts. I eat special meals with plenty of beans so I can keep sending them remotely..

shitstreamblink
shitstreamyawn
shitstreamscratching
shitstreambanned2
shitstreamagumball
shitstreamhuh
shitstreamquestion
shitstreamstars
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epiclol
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12/03/2023 10:27 PM
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Why did the psychic refuse to play hide and seek with their friends?

Because every time they tried remote viewing, they accidentally triggered remote farting, and it was becoming a gas-tastrophe!
WolfBYTE videos on Rumble
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that's borderline terrorism, bro...and you have just been reported.
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Are just as crazy as the OP is? Are you a control freak?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85817946


are you retarded?

rhetorical.

you have also been reported...to the potato patrol
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I am shaking in my fucking boots.
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like a potato tree in the wind, no doubt.
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12/03/2023 10:27 PM
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Bless your work.
Can you send one to this shithole please...


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