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Q Clock: "10 DAYS ... DARKNESS."

 
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Special Deal for $19.95. Offer Valid until april 8th! chorus

This Q Clock package includes the following: Use PROMO CODE: BISXCUIT smile_kiss

* A special Q Clock certificate laminated that can hang in your hallway near your family pictures cheer

* Includes three days of darkness during the eclipse. applause

* 2 special passes aboard the phoenix craft and a full tour of the solar system float

* A motorbike ride with sadhguru on his fancy new motorbike. you will run over endangered tigers and learn how to grow a guru beard.bike


If you are not fully satisfied with your order there is a money back gaurantee.

Hurry up and order now before the special Q Clock deal ends on april 8th.

disclaimer: all of the above is not legally valid and is for promotional use only.

See you in Q Clock space. ORDER NOW or be a DARKSHIT!
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Strong possibility Candace's next incarnation of consciousness is going to be into a rock for the life of the rock and eventually burned in fire melted down to lava and formed again. Her punishment for her many lies as she watches all the glorious possibilities reserved for the righteous that she could have had and that she has missed out on due to her violating divine laws and deceiving people away from the truth with her habitual lies.
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Special Deal for $19.95. Offer Valid until april 8th! chorus

This Q Clock package includes the following: Use PROMO CODE: BISXCUIT smile_kiss

* A special Q Clock certificate laminated that can hang in your hallway near your family pictures cheer

* Includes three days of darkness during the eclipse. applause

* 2 special passes aboard the phoenix craft and a full tour of the solar system float

* A motorbike ride with sadhguru on his fancy new motorbike. you will run over endangered tigers and learn how to grow a guru beard.bike


If you are not fully satisfied with your order there is a money back gaurantee.

Hurry up and order now before the special Q Clock deal ends on april 8th.

disclaimer: all of the above is not legally valid and is for promotional use only.

See you in Q Clock space. ORDER NOW or be a DARKSHIT!
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laughlaughlaugh oh no, laughed too hard peepants
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8 hours left. April showers coming
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hey glp.

i'm someone that is referred to as 'a whale.' or, a big currency exchanger. and although i had to sign an nda, i decided to post here on glp, because in 3 hours from now, none of this is going to matter.

anyway,the q clock is counting down to the big reveal, where all internet traffic will be halted, (the signal app should still be functioning, so the miltary can communicate with itself, but that's about it).

soon the deepstate will no longer be capable of jumping timelines to escape their fate, as time itself is enfolding into a 5th dimensional singularity. clocks as we know them will no longer exist. (and that's also why the q clock has had to be reset about a dozen times... to coordinate all the various timelines that the deepstate has been controlling... this one here is the final one).

so... i just got on board a spaceship made from my own personal dna, and we are about two hours out from a primary jumpgate where i'm going to the planet erra, easily the coolest planet in the pleiades. from there, i'm going on a year long biscuit tour of that constellation.

godspeed, glp. and happy easter to one and all.

with love from the stars,

the most honorable,
king ladyflaps.
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hey glp.

i'm someone that is referred to as 'a whale.' or, a big currency exchanger. and although i had to sign an nda, i decided to post here on glp, because in 3 hours from now, none of this is going to matter.

anyway,the q clock is counting down to the big reveal, where all internet traffic will be halted, (the signal app should still be functioning, so the miltary can communicate with itself, but that's about it).

soon the deepstate will no longer be capable of jumping timelines to escape their fate, as time itself is enfolding into a 5th dimensional singularity. clocks as we know them will no longer exist. (and that's also why the q clock has had to be reset about a dozen times... to coordinate all the various timelines that the deepstate has been controlling... this one here is the final one).

so... i just got on board a spaceship made from my own personal dna, and we are about two hours out from a primary jumpgate where i'm going to the planet erra, easily the coolest planet in the pleiades. from there, i'm going on a year long biscuit tour of that constellation.

godspeed, glp. and happy easter to one and all.

with love from the stars,

the most honorable,
king ladyflaps.
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BULLSHIT
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king ladyflaps would never lie about a biscuit tour of the heavens.

never!!!
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that may be the funniest thing i have ever seen.

thanks for the post.
woof!
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35 minutes and the giant biscuit robots arrive from UFO's and start pouring gravy on everybody,

Shelter in place. These biscuit aliens are not friendlies and they cook humans into sausages aboard their craft.
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35 minutes and the giant biscuit robots arrive from UFO's and start pouring gravy on everybody,

Shelter in place. These biscuit aliens are not friendlies and they cook humans into sausages aboard their craft.
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that's why spaceships look like weber grills.

you do realise the the q clock is merely a kitchen timer, don't you?

poor ignorant fools.
you're all going to be turned into breakfast sausages.

so sad.
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Unlike some "gurus" in this community, I've studied Urantia Book my entire life. I can't wait to show you all the Phoenix blockchain we've installed on craft. We're testing a particular crypto asset to be all the money. Hopefully soon we'll get ledgers running all over Colorado for a test run. Some asked what we were backing it with for value? Urantia biscuit recipe is priceless so that's what we've decided to go with. How do you get more expensive than priceless? You don't.

Q clock continues to tick. Soon.
It's just a bad day, not a bad life. If you run, I will run, until my last breath.
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Clock flashed for minute and said 13 cities evacuated first soon. by next week for safety. Then Q clock went back and no new countdown yet.
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No new countdown yet. This is a bad omen. I went to the grocery store today and everyone was buying biscuit mix.

Some people were rolling around on the aisle floor covered in flour shrieking about how they must be naked and covered in flour before he will they will great evacuated

some people were pouring gravy on their bodies and a few were using sticks of buttering and spreading them all over their body.

weird scene
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Starting to get worried with no new countdown. I fear really bad things might start happening. I've decided to cover myself in molasses and put feathers all over my body and run down the street quacking like a big duck.
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went to bed early tonight. had giant biscuit aliens break into my place and forcefully take me to a distant plant in a galaxy Gravyatis. It is one of the hidden planets that is not mapped out yet.

It is a strange world where biscuit meatsuits are made and people live in cosmic truth. Sadhguru was there in ethereal form and riding a giant biscuit elephant and spoke words of wisdom about the new world.

They brough me back to earth and tucked me in with an electric blanket and made lavendar tea for me and stroke my hair until i fell asleep peacefully.
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Candace forgot to reset the Q clock. Her lies are even becoming boring for her crazy mind.
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ITS HAPPENING q clock stopped spock
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Candace forgot to reset the Q clock. Her lies are even becoming boring for her crazy mind.
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Lookey shithead..I am not in anyway associated with Q anything.
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Q clock said so!

Q clock makes gamma rays!

Q clock takes baths with me and can fly through the sky like a giant duck.

Q clock is my best friend

Q Clock told me so!
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Q Clock is back in action and doing the final countdown.

I might go pleasure myself because Q clock said so.

Then come the three days of darkness and Gesara Biscuits in our mailboxes!

When I take metamucil I usually have dark shits and blow the Q toilet up.s226buttfightshitstreamtardtardtard
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Candace forgot to reset the Q clock. Her lies are even becoming boring for her crazy mind.
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Lookey shithead..I am not in anyway associated with Q anything.
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then why it is called the "q" clock, mrs. pottymouth?

the shitheads would love to know...
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Candace forgot to reset the Q clock. Her lies are even becoming boring for her crazy mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85904847



Lookey shithead..I am not in anyway associated with Q anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22368727

then why it is called the "q" clock, mrs. pottymouth?

the shitheads would love to know...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48592908

LOL potty mouth, how fitting, let's make it her official title.
laugh
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Candace forgot to reset the Q clock. Her lies are even becoming boring for her crazy mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85904847



Lookey shithead..I am not in anyway associated with Q anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22368727

then why it is called the "q" clock, mrs. pottymouth?

the shitheads would love to know...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48592908

LOL potty mouth, how fitting, let's make it her official title.
laugh
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Everything she says is BS. That name sticks to her like the crap that comes out of her mouth.

Let's see your best potty mouth memes.

clappa
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Candace forgot to reset the Q clock. Her lies are even becoming boring for her crazy mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85904847



Lookey shithead..I am not in anyway associated with Q anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22368727

then why it is called the "q" clock, mrs. pottymouth?

the shitheads would love to know...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48592908

LOL potty mouth, how fitting, let's make it her official title.
laugh
maybe "q" stands for quack?
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if i were to ask 20 people not to look at the sun, all 20 people would instantly look at the sun...

surely potty mouth knows that.
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...i mean shitheads...
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Lookey shithead..I am not in anyway associated with Q anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22368727

then why it is called the "q" clock, mrs. pottymouth?

the shitheads would love to know...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48592908

LOL potty mouth, how fitting, let's make it her official title.
laugh
maybe "q" stands for quack?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 87012221


I like slang..it's authentic. I am again dumbos not associated with Q. Or the clock. Learn to use your god given minds. I hope any way and think
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then why it is called the "q" clock, mrs. pottymouth?

the shitheads would love to know...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48592908

LOL potty mouth, how fitting, let's make it her official title.
laugh
maybe "q" stands for quack?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 87012221


I like slang..it's authentic. I am again dumbos not associated with Q. Or the clock. Learn to use your god given minds. I hope any way and think
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48592908


And I am working on an inferior android tablet and I cannot use it to make a Q post and I am leaving it that way..until I can replace it with an actual real computer. But I have not since 3,of my computers we destroyed in that many days. I am not going to watch another one go belly up. The thugs seem to leave the cheap android alone.
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