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Winningjob User ID: 385114 United States 06/09/2008 02:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Whee! 8D Disturbing. |
Okie User ID: 447203 United States 06/09/2008 02:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Finding themselves the only ones there, they go about establishing a pattern to fill their days. Each evening, the three would go atop a small hill and sit and watch the sunset as it disappeared across the small lagoon. One night as they all watched the sunset, the farmer glanced at the sheep, and realized how lonely he'd become, and he began to feel a 'romantic' urge. Reaching over, he placed his arm around the sheep. The dog, being especially guarding of the sheep began growling a warning, and the farmer quickly pulled his arm away and moved back over to his seat. Days later, they were surprised to see someone else staggering up from the surf and dropping a life preserver. It was none other than Hillary Clinton, who now found herself marooned on their island as well. She soon joined them on their evening sunset viewings, and after a few weeks the farmer again began to feel those 'romantic urges' he'd been suppressing. Leaning over he quietly said to Hillary, "you know, it's been a long lonely time here on this island. I haven't made love in much too long of a time." Hillary coyly leaned closer, batted her eyelashes, and whishpered "so what can I do to help you then?" The farmer smiled and answered, "could you take the damn dog for a long walk?" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 335304 United Kingdom 06/09/2008 02:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I, for one , find Hillary very sexy. Quoting: Squinty 448436Surely you meant; Eye for one? Haw ha, I am visually impaired, too. That would certainly help matters.., but what the fuck was Bill's excuse? One can only imagine at the size and ferocity of her pussy gnashers. I wonder how many chairs she gets through in a day? |
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Whee! 8D (OP) User ID: 445899 Canada 06/09/2008 03:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to steelturman.typepad.com] The world woud be a thousand times better place if more cults existed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 673558 |
Whee! 8D (OP) User ID: 445899 Canada 06/09/2008 03:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You have got to be kidding me. Have you seen some of the pics of her giving those disgusting facial expressions. YUCK! She to me is not that great looking and from what I have heard she is a lesbian also :) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 447727[link to files.fluctuat.net] LMAO A few examples! The world woud be a thousand times better place if more cults existed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 673558 |
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Whee! 8D (OP) User ID: 445899 Canada 06/09/2008 04:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.zombietime.com] She sure needs some dental treatment~~~! The world woud be a thousand times better place if more cults existed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 673558 |