Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 2,305 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 2,200,968
Pageviews Today: 3,059,168Threads Today: 717Posts Today: 14,492
11:03 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!

 
Whee! 8D
Offer Upgrade

User ID: 445899
Canada
06/09/2008 12:56 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
He said I was his porky little sausage, it was disburbing!

Last Edited by SHR on 06/27/2010 04:37 PM
The world woud be a thousand times better place if more cults existed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 673558
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 447727
United States
06/09/2008 01:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
You have got to be kidding me. Have you seen some of the pics of her giving those disgusting facial expressions. YUCK! She to me is not that great looking and from what I have heard she is a lesbian also :)
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 335304
United Kingdom
06/09/2008 01:51 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
Hillary is sex on four legs..

hitit
Whee! 8D  (OP)

User ID: 445899
Canada
06/09/2008 02:00 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
Come on! She's so sharp-eyed! LOL
Her throat... HUUUH!!! HER LOOK! is so deeeeeep!
5a

LMAO
The world woud be a thousand times better place if more cults existed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 673558
The Monk
User ID: 448436
South Korea
06/09/2008 02:12 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
I, for one , find Hillary very sexy.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 335304
United Kingdom
06/09/2008 02:35 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
I, for one , find Hillary very sexy.
 Quoting: The Monk 448436


Surely you meant; Eye for one?
5a
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 418352
United States
06/09/2008 02:36 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
she isn't sexy...but if I got drunk I'd fuck the dog shit outta her
Squinty
User ID: 448436
South Korea
06/09/2008 02:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
I, for one , find Hillary very sexy.


Surely you meant; Eye for one?
5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 335304

Haw ha, I am visually impaired, too. tomato
Winningjob

User ID: 385114
United States
06/09/2008 02:50 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
 Quoting: Whee! 8D

Disturbing.
Okie
User ID: 447203
United States
06/09/2008 02:51 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
A sheep farmer, his dog, and one sheep from his flock are the only survivors of a sinking ship, and the three of them all wash up on a tiny deserted island.

Finding themselves the only ones there, they go about establishing a pattern to fill their days. Each evening, the three would go atop a small hill and sit and watch the sunset as it disappeared across the small lagoon.

One night as they all watched the sunset, the farmer glanced at the sheep, and realized how lonely he'd become, and he began to feel a 'romantic' urge. Reaching over, he placed his arm around the sheep. The dog, being especially guarding of the sheep began growling a warning, and the farmer quickly pulled his arm away and moved back over to his seat.

Days later, they were surprised to see someone else staggering up from the surf and dropping a life preserver. It was none other than Hillary Clinton, who now found herself marooned on their island as well.

She soon joined them on their evening sunset viewings, and after a few weeks the farmer again began to feel those 'romantic urges' he'd been suppressing.

Leaning over he quietly said to Hillary, "you know, it's been a long lonely time here on this island. I haven't made love in much too long of a time."

Hillary coyly leaned closer, batted her eyelashes, and whishpered "so what can I do to help you then?"

The farmer smiled and answered, "could you take the damn dog for a long walk?"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 448436
South Korea
06/09/2008 02:55 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
chuckle
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 335304
United Kingdom
06/09/2008 02:59 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
I, for one , find Hillary very sexy.


Surely you meant; Eye for one?
5a

Haw ha, I am visually impaired, too. tomato
 Quoting: Squinty 448436


That would certainly help matters.., but what the fuck was Bill's excuse? wtf

One can only imagine at the size and ferocity of her pussy gnashers. hiding

I wonder how many chairs she gets through in a day?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 294313
Ireland
06/09/2008 03:06 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
hillary = bounceb?

muaha
Whee! 8D  (OP)

User ID: 445899
Canada
06/09/2008 03:32 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
laugh
[link to steelturman.typepad.com]
The world woud be a thousand times better place if more cults existed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 673558
Whee! 8D  (OP)

User ID: 445899
Canada
06/09/2008 03:49 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
You have got to be kidding me. Have you seen some of the pics of her giving those disgusting facial expressions. YUCK! She to me is not that great looking and from what I have heard she is a lesbian also :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 447727


[link to files.fluctuat.net]

LMAO

A few examples!
The world woud be a thousand times better place if more cults existed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 673558
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 444797
United Kingdom
06/09/2008 01:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
 Quoting: Whee! 8D


She seems to be falling out of her neckline.....
Whee! 8D  (OP)

User ID: 445899
Canada
06/09/2008 04:18 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: My boyfriend tried to wrap me in bacon!
[link to www.zombietime.com]

She sure needs some dental treatment~~~!
The world woud be a thousand times better place if more cults existed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 673558





GLP