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Why Marathon Runners Poop Their Pants While Running

 
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Re: Why Marathon Runners Poop Their Pants While Running
Paying homage to Joe Biden.
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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Paying homage to Joe Biden.
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lol

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Re: Why Marathon Runners Poop Their Pants While Running
Because they wouldn't win the marathon if they run to a bathroom
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Re: Why Marathon Runners Poop Their Pants While Running
Women and gays. Not a problem for properly utilized ass holes.
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The farts make them go faster.
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“Bad mushroom pasta”
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Maybe if something makes you shit your pants, like running a marathon, you should only do it in the case of an emergency. Like when the battle of Marathon was on the line.
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The moral of this thread:

If you don't want something so bad as to shet yourself for it, you'll probably never achieve your goals.

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Re: Why Marathon Runners Poop Their Pants While Running
I guess what disturbs me is that some people have no qualms about shitting themselves in public. Is this the height of arrogance or just sociopathy?
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I couldn't help but cringe when she made her little woke speech. Only in recent times would shitting yourself be considered strong, brave, and/or empowering.
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I couldn't help but cringe when she made her little woke speech. Only in recent times would shitting yourself be considered strong, brave, and/or empowering.
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Ok boomer. It’s just a lil poo poo
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Women and gays. Not a problem for properly utilized ass holes.
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We have a winner.
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Re: Why Marathon Runners Poop Their Pants While Running
You’d think they would clean themselves out before a marathon. So no accidents.

Have heard that some take baking soda because it gives them more oxygen or something. But it can give diarrhea as well.
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Someone needs to make a high-performance, athletic diaper.


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I guess what disturbs me is that some people have no qualms about shitting themselves in public. Is this the height of arrogance or just sociopathy?
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It's an act of uncontainable pride.
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I've ran 7 full marathons. My last one was the Lakefront marathon in Milwaukee. It wasn't my proudest moment but I REALLY had to shit and I had to do it NOW. Best thing I could do was duck into some poor homeowners bushes and drop a deuce. No wiping just pulled my shorts back up and kept running.


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 Quoting: Anonymous 86613394


I couldn't help but cringe when she made her little woke speech. Only in recent times would shitting yourself be considered strong, brave, and/or empowering.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77947460


Ok boomer. It’s just a lil poo poo
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82028147


^^^^
Says the person with his head up his tuchus, where everything just looks poopy.
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The medical term for that is called trumping
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Women and gays. Not a problem for properly utilized ass holes.
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The medical term for that is called trumping
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Props to her. If you want something so bad you shit in front of 1000s of people, you deserve it. And you better win. Imagine shitting yourself and not winning.
It's just a bad day, not a bad life. If you run, I will run, until my last breath.
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Re: Why Marathon Runners Poop Their Pants While Running
Poor preparation.
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 Quoting: Anonymous 86613394


Props to her. If you want something so bad you shit in front of 1000s of people, you deserve it. And you better win. Imagine shitting yourself and not winning.
 Quoting: My Foolish Daydream


Dropping a deuce during competitive swimming is different. Everybody's gotta get out of the pool when that happens.
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Re: Why Marathon Runners Poop Their Pants While Running
I guess what disturbs me is that some people have no qualms about shitting themselves in public. Is this the height of arrogance or just sociopathy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86256064


I have raced many races...always made sure to shit beforehand...shitting yourself during a race is poor planning at best. Sociopathy or sick public scat fetishism at worst...





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