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French Death Row Inmate Orders Foi Gras with Poached Apricots, Seared Sea Bass with Black Truffle Butter Sauce

 
Klowntastical Kaleidoscope
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French Death Row Inmate Orders Foi Gras with Poached Apricots, Seared Sea Bass with Black Truffle Butter Sauce
A candelabra set a mood of swanky ambience while a violinist played Vivaldi in A minor.

The tink of the caviar fork and the gurgling of a sweet muscat from a venerable chateau undermined the approaching horror.

Then the two swedish guards flown in for the festivities played with his not so well endowed genitalia to help him relax from a sullen and bothersome pensiveness.

He took a hefty dump and wiped his ass with misplaced trump votes and quoted a line from Dante's Inferno:

"In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark woods where the straight way was lost."

The governor teared up a little and almost wanted to provide clemency but he was preoccupied fisting a dead orca.

He died at 3:11 A.M. and his remains were auctioned off for hamburger to be fed to pit bull breeders.

He will not be fondly regarded as a member of an off-putting era when those who trounced upon those opposing liberty made powerful nations vigilant against infiltration.

His death exists as a tragic symbol of hierarchies ginormous crushing the sprockets within the vast chasm of their organization , the very minds of the people like bees full of pollen lost from their hives.

Goodbye dipshits.
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Re: French Death Row Inmate Orders Foi Gras with Poached Apricots, Seared Sea Bass with Black Truffle Butter Sauce
Baby penis mutilation really fucks you up...

OP you need help

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Re: French Death Row Inmate Orders Foi Gras with Poached Apricots, Seared Sea Bass with Black Truffle Butter Sauce
Baby penis mutilation really fucks you up...

OP you need help

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 Quoting: BUTCHER BOB 86422788


Just because you put feathers in your nose and tickle my wife's postpartum hemorrhoids doesn't make you an eagle.
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Re: French Death Row Inmate Orders Foi Gras with Poached Apricots, Seared Sea Bass with Black Truffle Butter Sauce
S*** thread alert

where is the link??? you retard!!!
Also you're missing the e in foie gras: foi means faith
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Re: French Death Row Inmate Orders Foi Gras with Poached Apricots, Seared Sea Bass with Black Truffle Butter Sauce
S*** thread alert

where is the link??? you retard!!!
Also you're missing the e in foie gras: foi means faith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86758319


The puint of this whole thrayd was to trap the grammer puhlice.
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Re: French Death Row Inmate Orders Foi Gras with Poached Apricots, Seared Sea Bass with Black Truffle Butter Sauce
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Taco Smell it's what's for proletariat dinner
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Re: French Death Row Inmate Orders Foi Gras with Poached Apricots, Seared Sea Bass with Black Truffle Butter Sauce
I know you shop at Cabela's.

They have funny looking hats.
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Re: French Death Row Inmate Orders Foi Gras with Poached Apricots, Seared Sea Bass with Black Truffle Butter Sauce
A candelabra set a mood of swanky ambience while a violinist played Vivaldi in A minor.

The tink of the caviar fork and the gurgling of a sweet muscat from a venerable chateau undermined the approaching horror.

Then the two swedish guards flown in for the festivities played with his not so well endowed genitalia to help him relax from a sullen and bothersome pensiveness.

He took a hefty dump and wiped his ass with misplaced trump votes and quoted a line from Dante's Inferno:

"In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark woods where the straight way was lost."

The governor teared up a little and almost wanted to provide clemency but he was preoccupied fisting a dead orca.

He died at 3:11 A.M. and his remains were auctioned off for hamburger to be fed to pit bull breeders.

He will not be fondly regarded as a member of an off-putting era when those who trounced upon those opposing liberty made powerful nations vigilant against infiltration.

His death exists as a tragic symbol of hierarchies ginormous crushing the sprockets within the vast chasm of their organization , the very minds of the people like bees full of pollen lost from their hives.

Goodbye dipshits.
 Quoting: Klowntastical Kaleidoscope 85902327


clappa

Bravo
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Re: French Death Row Inmate Orders Foi Gras with Poached Apricots, Seared Sea Bass with Black Truffle Butter Sauce
Our founding fathers wore wigs and tights and you are angry at blue hair and nose piercings.

Your bible talks about a man caught up to the third heaven 2 Corinthians 12:2 and you are astounded that people on fentanyl are in the fourth hell.

You have only one gender...it's female which is why you have nipples.

You're welcome.
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Re: French Death Row Inmate Orders Foi Gras with Poached Apricots, Seared Sea Bass with Black Truffle Butter Sauce
OP sideways all his attempts at dieting





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