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Third ANNUAL VALENTINES DAY CAPTION CONTEST! (Win a GLP one-month UPGRADE!)

 
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POLL: Best "medicine" for CRAZY world is...a good laugh...and
 ...I can read a funny caption--no matter WHAT!
 ...I have some ideas for my DOORMAT caption!
 ...That cat saying "YUCK!" Picture (couple kissing) is classic!
 ...Can't think of anything but I'll watch all you guys create some.
 ...The SUN sent its own "happy Valentines" solar flare! wow!
 ...JUST BECAUSE I CAN!
 ...NERVOUS captions are perfect for "Hooky-Pokie-Cat!"
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EDITED: 9:36 A.M. EST (2-14-2023)

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Make a FUN VALENTINES CAPTION and win a FREE ONE-MONTH GLP UPGRADE!

Please take the time to read over the CONTEST SUGGESTED RULES so we
stay on "the same page" with how we are making our caption entries.

Special hat-tip to our CAPTION CONTEST SPONSOR:

Trained Noticer

ENTER one or more captions and keep checking back around MIDNIGHT 2-14-2024!
If you are NOT familiar with the Caption contests in the past (since 2012!) here
is a sample contest to review how entries appear:
Thread: A Valentines Day Caption Contest. Win 1 of 8 GLP Upgrades (and Relax!)

I monitor my threads--please keep your captions "pg-13"
as GLP kids often see these contest threads with their folks! Thanks for being polite. O's Cookie
end EDITS



Please caption one of the images below.

CAPTIONS CAN BE FUNNY...OR SERIOUS...UDECIDE!

IMPORTANT NOTE:
YOU NEED TO HAVE AT LEAST A BLUE NAMED (FREE ACCOUNT WITH
GLP) for me to apply the GLP member UPGRADE (that's just
the way the Forum has it right now.) Without a FREE ACCOUNT
I cannot upgrade A.C.s.

IMAGES (Please label your choices as #1 - #3 WITH their titles (#1 ...#2 , ETC.)
in the order they appear in our INTRO so we know which caption applies with which picture.

GREEN KARMA WILL BE AWARDED TO ALREADY UPGRADED MEMBERS WINS
..."SPECIAL MENTION" AWARDED TO NON-BLUE-NAMED A.C.s WINS

PICTURES FOR VALENTINES CAPTIONS (Choose 1 or all 4 to caption!)
I have captioned them to show you examples:



Caption Picture #1: "They're kissing..YUUUCK!"
catVALENTINE


Caption Picture #2: "BUBBA needs it."
STOPmeWANT


Caption Picture #3: "What would YOUR doormat SAY?"
CaptionDOORMAT

Caption Picture #4: "...It's a DISASTER in here!"
TORNADOcat


REMEMBER! You must have a registered "blue name" (for free GLP membership)
if you are an A.C. I can't upgrade non-blue-named A.C.s!
GREEN KARMA for already upgraded members!


YOU CAN ALSO POST A VIDEO RELATING TO ONE OF THE IMAGES!

Here are a couple EXAMPLES:


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
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HAVE FUN YOU GUYS! ROSES FOR VALENTINES DAY!

cheers
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Can't wait to see what you guys come up with!


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sein-ge0rgep0p

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"Ewww! He's helping her remove a hairball!"
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"Ya didn't think I could catch it, did ya!"
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"Ewww! He's helping her remove a hairball!"
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Oh my gosh! That's helarious!

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"Ya didn't think I could catch it, did ya!"
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I see what you did there
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I see what you did there
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lmao

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I'll try a caption...

This for PICTURE #1:

catvalentine
"JUDGE JUDY just said on national T.V. CURRENT STATS
tell us 10 years the "odds are 50-50" that in 10 years
this woman WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE GUY'S FACE!" But
she will REMEMBER me.


Awww....

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My doormat might say this…

https://imgur.com/a/Do5eJmw

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Picture #2

Biden regime life is like a box of bullet hole riddled chocolates at the Kansas City Chiefs Valentines Day Massacre parade
Love is my human shield

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EDITED: 9:36 A.M. EST (2-14-2023)

:HUGS5:

Make a FUN VALENTINES CAPTION and win a FREE ONE-MONTH GLP UPGRADE!

Please take the time to read over the CONTEST SUGGESTED RULES so we
stay on "the same page" with how we are making our caption entries.

Special hat-tip to our CAPTION CONTEST SPONSOR:

Trained Noticer

ENTER one or more captions and keep checking back around MIDNIGHT 2-14-2024!
If you are NOT familiar with the Caption contests in the past (since 2012!) here
is a sample contest to review how entries appear:
Thread: A Valentines Day Caption Contest. Win 1 of 8 GLP Upgrades (and Relax!)

I monitor my threads--please keep your captions "pg-13"
as GLP kids often see these contest threads with their folks! Thanks for being polite. O's Cookie
end EDITS



Please caption one of the images below.

CAPTIONS CAN BE FUNNY...OR SERIOUS...UDECIDE!

IMPORTANT NOTE:
YOU NEED TO HAVE AT LEAST A BLUE NAMED (FREE ACCOUNT WITH
GLP) for me to apply the GLP member UPGRADE (that's just
the way the Forum has it right now.) Without a FREE ACCOUNT
I cannot upgrade A.C.s.

IMAGES (Please label your choices as #1 - #3 WITH their titles (#1 ...#2 , ETC.)
in the order they appear in our INTRO so we know which caption applies with which picture.

GREEN KARMA WILL BE AWARDED TO ALREADY UPGRADED MEMBERS WINS
..."SPECIAL MENTION" AWARDED TO NON-BLUE-NAMED A.C.s WINS

PICTURES FOR VALENTINES CAPTIONS (Choose 1 or all 4 to caption!)
I have captioned them to show you examples:



Caption Picture #1: "They're kissing..YUUUCK!"
:catVALENTINE:


Caption Picture #2: "BUBBA needs it."
:STOPmeWANT:


Caption Picture #3: "What would YOUR doormat SAY?"
:CaptionDOORMAT:

Caption Picture #4: "...It's a DISASTER in here!"
:TORNADOcat:


REMEMBER! You must have a registered "blue name" (for free GLP membership)
if you are an A.C. I can't upgrade non-blue-named A.C.s!
GREEN KARMA for already upgraded members!


YOU CAN ALSO POST A VIDEO RELATING TO ONE OF THE IMAGES!

Here are a couple EXAMPLES:


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
:FairUSE:


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
:FairUSE:

HAVE FUN YOU GUYS! ROSES FOR VALENTINES DAY!

cheers
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#1 kissing , and cat


when i do that to my baby they claim im stealing its breath!!!


wives tale about cats stealing baby breath
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#4 crossarmed cat:

joe biden figuring out which direction to go


or Jb doing the ol bugs bunny " he went that direction" points both ways
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Happy Valentines Day OC


My doormat might say this…

https://imgur.com/a/Do5eJmw

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Heart
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Awww...I like that one!

I think making up your own doormat picture is the
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I would need a CAT DOORMAT--or a mix--for our house! lol!

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Happy Valentines Day OC


My doormat might say this…

https://imgur.com/a/Do5eJmw

[link to imgur.com (secure)]


Heart
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Awww...I like that one!

I think making up your own doormat picture is the
most challenging to caption of the 4 possible.

I would need a CAT DOORMAT--or a mix--for our house! lol!

cheers
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we are equal opportunity pet owners as well
2 dogs and a cat
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Happy Valentines Day OC


My doormat might say this…

https://imgur.com/a/Do5eJmw

[link to imgur.com (secure)]


Heart
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Awww...I like that one!

I think making up your own doormat picture is the
most challenging to caption of the 4 possible.

I would need a CAT DOORMAT--or a mix--for our house! lol!

cheers
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https://imgur.com/a/unv3eAa


[link to imgur.com (secure)]
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I am so tired of these physical therapy stretches for my rotator cuff.
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Caption Picture #1: " Like a Good Neighbor Stanly Farm is here. Insurance adjuster Getting-Her-Done A pipe issue "
catVALENTINE


Caption Picture #2: "I'm calling Dibs"
STOPmeWANT


Caption Picture #3: "Don't let the doormat fool you, I'm the most Ferocious of my kind"
CaptionDOORMAT

Caption Picture #4: "I'll just take these two things and you can have the rest. After the will has been read."
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Cat is thinking, "I wonder if he knows whats actually under that dress"


STOPmeWANT



CaptionDOORMAT

When you enter MY house you are consenting to being my personal slave.

You are expected to open the doors for me.

You are expected to pamper me with love and food treats.

You are expected to light the fire to keep me warm.

NEVER EVER TRY TO BATH ME EVER.

TORNADOcat

It's the only way I could stop the spinning after my owner got their last booster shot.

PS: my current upgrade expires in 4 days.
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I am safe and protected with every step I take with everybody always.
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My doormat might say this…

https://imgur.com/a/Do5eJmw

[link to imgur.com (secure)]


Heart
 Quoting: SoonerMagic


Awww...I like that one!

I think making up your own doormat picture is the
most challenging to caption of the 4 possible.

I would need a CAT DOORMAT--or a mix--for our house! lol!

cheers
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https://imgur.com/a/unv3eAa


[link to imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Trained Noticer


notworthy

That’s awesome and terrifying
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For # 4


I’m holding it together while you’re gone….
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I’m holding it together while you’re gone….
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Cute!

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Hope you can register!

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catVALENTINE

Cat is thinking, "I wonder if he knows whats actually under that dress"


STOPmeWANT



CaptionDOORMAT

When you enter MY house you are consenting to being my personal slave.

You are expected to open the doors for me.

You are expected to pamper me with love and food treats.

You are expected to light the fire to keep me warm.

NEVER EVER TRY TO BATH ME EVER.

TORNADOcat

It's the only way I could stop the spinning after my owner got their last booster shot.

PS: my current upgrade expires in 4 days.
 Quoting: AdorableLittlepixie


You really met the CHALLENGE, Little Pixie with that
personalized DOORMAT caption! Really well done!

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL OUR GLP FAMILY!

valROSES


TWO HOURS AND COUNTING TO GET THOSE CAPTIONS IN, FOLKS!

REALLY CREATIVE ENTRIES SO FAR!

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"He likes her NOW...butjust wait until he has
to eat TUNA CASSEROLE 7 days a week!"


Gotta love those cat captions! lol!

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Four three one eight
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Well if that ain't enough to drive the maggots off a gut wagon.
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Ooops forgot to log in… # 4 Holding it together while you’re gone
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Ok that was me…. Gosh guess I need to pull it together lol





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