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Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass...

 
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Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass...
Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass because I'm trained.

Now I only sit while I pee when I'm at home. If I'm in a public restroom, I always stand.

The reason being is because I have a habit of soaping my hands real good after everytime I touch my dick. So I hate touching my dick when I pee. I pull my pants down, sit, piss, flush, get up, wrinse my hands and I'm off.

Even when I jerk off I use latex gloves cause I don't want to get my hands dirty.

This isn't a troll thread, I'm 37, no wife, no kids, just in case you are wondering how I have sex cause that gets dirty. I don't have sex, I'm actually an inkwell basement dweller who practices MMA as a hobby.

It would feel weird to touch my dick and not soap my hands and afterwards touch food and eat it. I've ever done that before and will never do that.
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Re: Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass...
If you are standing at a urinal do you take your pants and underwear to the floor exposing your arse to all other dudes?
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You’re quite an odd fellow OP…
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Re: Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass...
I only sit down wee when I’m too stoned to stand.

But the best wee you can have is a sit down wee.

It’s like an after poo wee, but without the poo.
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Good for you. So what.
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Re: Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass...
Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass because I'm trained.

Now I only sit while I pee when I'm at home. If I'm in a public restroom, I always stand.

The reason being is because I have a habit of soaping my hands real good after everytime I touch my dick. So I hate touching my dick when I pee. I pull my pants down, sit, piss, flush, get up, wrinse my hands and I'm off.

Even when I jerk off I use latex gloves cause I don't want to get my hands dirty.

This isn't a troll thread, I'm 37, no wife, no kids, just in case you are wondering how I have sex cause that gets dirty. I don't have sex, I'm actually an inkwell basement dweller who practices MMA as a hobby.

It would feel weird to touch my dick and not soap my hands and afterwards touch food and eat it. I've ever done that before and will never do that.
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What number CoC can YOU close?
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A real woman can use a urinal like a man, I've seen it.
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Re: Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass...
Thank you for peeing responsibly, most men sprinkle piss around the toilet and floor.
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Re: Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass...
So this tripe is going to be the hot topic of the day?
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Re: Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass...
U must have a micro penis then . Most of us stand so we dont have our junk getting splashed with piss .
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OP can "whoop" man ass while sitting and peeing?.....skillz....
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It's convenient if you have to poop and pee at the same time. Just let it all out at once. chuckle
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Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass because I'm trained.

Now I only sit while I pee when I'm at home. If I'm in a public restroom, I always stand.

The reason being is because I have a habit of soaping my hands real good after everytime I touch my dick. So I hate touching my dick when I pee. I pull my pants down, sit, piss, flush, get up, wrinse my hands and I'm off.

Even when I jerk off I use latex gloves cause I don't want to get my hands dirty.

This isn't a troll thread, I'm 37, no wife, no kids, just in case you are wondering how I have sex cause that gets dirty. I don't have sex, I'm actually an inkwell basement dweller who practices MMA as a hobby.

It would feel weird to touch my dick and not soap my hands and afterwards touch food and eat it. I've ever done that before and will never do that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83980548


When you "practice MMA as a hobby" do the guys who you are fighting with ever hold you down and grind their sweaty junk on you?...Unintentionally of course.


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How mentally unbalanced do you have to be to sit at a keyboard & type that. Seriously. Just how fucked up. Do you really think anyone gives a fuck how you piss or play with yourself. Put on blinders & go run around on the street. Tell us how it all went down later.
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So this tripe is going to be the hot topic of the day?
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Re: Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass...
Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass because I'm trained.

Now I only sit while I pee when I'm at home. If I'm in a public restroom, I always stand.

The reason being is because I have a habit of soaping my hands real good after everytime I touch my dick. So I hate touching my dick when I pee. I pull my pants down, sit, piss, flush, get up, wrinse my hands and I'm off.

Even when I jerk off I use latex gloves cause I don't want to get my hands dirty.

This isn't a troll thread, I'm 37, no wife, no kids, just in case you are wondering how I have sex cause that gets dirty. I don't have sex, I'm actually an inkwell basement dweller who practices MMA as a hobby.

It would feel weird to touch my dick and not soap my hands and afterwards touch food and eat it. I've ever done that before and will never do that.
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Ah. To translate: You’re a fat fucking beta-boi in Mom’s basement playing Mortal Kombat. You sit down due to too much anal sex.
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Re: Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass...
You must be that Dillon guy then. You couldn't MMA your way out of a Taylor Swift concert.
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Isn't that kind of uncomfortable and embarrassing using a urinal in a public bathroom?
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You must be that Dillon guy then. You couldn't MMA your way out of a Taylor Swift concert.
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Probably a lie but if he’s in MMA it’s in the Women’s Division. Likely fights under the name SIT2P.
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Congratulations op. You must feel proud. You have discovered the secret to everlasting health. I suggest you get a bidet attachment. Your life will never be the same.
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hmmmm....my 3 year old grandson sits when he pees too....
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He’s gone....

Wouldn’t you have left too after that op haha
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If a man pees on your seat at your home and doesn’t clean it. It means he doesn’t respect you.
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Good. It keeps the bathroom clean.
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Peeing’s good for you. Expels toxins.
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Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass because I'm trained.

Now I only sit while I pee when I'm at home. If I'm in a public restroom, I always stand.

The reason being is because I have a habit of soaping my hands real good after everytime I touch my dick. So I hate touching my dick when I pee. I pull my pants down, sit, piss, flush, get up, wrinse my hands and I'm off.

Even when I jerk off I use latex gloves cause I don't want to get my hands dirty.

This isn't a troll thread, I'm 37, no wife, no kids, just in case you are wondering how I have sex cause that gets dirty. I don't have sex, I'm actually an inkwell basement dweller who practices MMA as a hobby.

It would feel weird to touch my dick and not soap my hands and afterwards touch food and eat it. I've ever done that before and will never do that.
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Ya forgot to login again Judethz
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Iam a man who sits down when I pee. It doesn't make me less manly cause I know I can whoop most so called Alpha men's ass because I'm trained.

Now I only sit while I pee when I'm at home. If I'm in a public restroom, I always stand.

The reason being is because I have a habit of soaping my hands real good after everytime I touch my dick. So I hate touching my dick when I pee. I pull my pants down, sit, piss, flush, get up, wrinse my hands and I'm off.

Even when I jerk off I use latex gloves cause I don't want to get my hands dirty.

This isn't a troll thread, I'm 37, no wife, no kids, just in case you are wondering how I have sex cause that gets dirty. I don't have sex, I'm actually an inkwell basement dweller who practices MMA as a hobby.

It would feel weird to touch my dick and not soap my hands and afterwards touch food and eat it. I've ever done that before and will never do that.
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I have to sit due to a knee, hip replacement and pelvis reconstruct after trying to save women and a two children from being raped while deployed.

You sound an insane what-a-be that is worthless and can't provide anything positive to others.
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