Who would like to star in my next glp role-play production? | |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 86979723 Australia 03/25/2024 06:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If the story somehow includes an old dog with poor hearing that would be cool Quoting: CuriousSkeptic20 Yes, that is my dog, his name is Bingo and he lives in the bunker with me. Ahhh yes Bingo was his name. German shepherd border collie cross. Ex military special ops unit. If ever there was a time to adhere to the beware of dog sign, it is when you go down to the tricked out bunker. Three levels underground with aquaponic and agriculture facilities. An almost completely self contained biosphere and water recycling safe haven. Full of weapons. Cool weapons. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80796619 United States 03/25/2024 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes you can. It just so happens I am looking for a co lead role. Angelique 44yo genetically enhanced soldier trained in all forms of martial arts and espionage techniques. IQ 175 and personal bodyguard to the mysterious anomaly. A shadowy figure for which not much is known. Anyone who has tried to get close has tasted the cold steel from Angelina's blade and no one has lived to tell the tale. One of his many whores. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 86981134 Austria 03/25/2024 06:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Alright Ken, you are in. Ken is a 52 year old billionaire living on and island he owns in the Philippines. But Ken has a secret. Juan, the butler and Ken have been having an affair behind ken's wife's back. There will be dogs, womans, murder and maple syrup in ken's tale to be told. Chris the homo lover of drumsticks up his ass has a secret. He shoved the can of cranberries up his ass before Thanksgiving as he screamex out "did you have to let it linger??!!" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80796619 United States 03/25/2024 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP did you enjoy the fisting your wife gave you last night while you watched her slobber on a well hung Nigerian? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80796619 I probably shouldn't say this on glp... But I got head from my wife last night. No. Someone did but it wasn't you cuckabilly. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 81034510 Australia 03/25/2024 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP did you enjoy the fisting your wife gave you last night while you watched her slobber on a well hung Nigerian? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80796619 I probably shouldn't say this on glp... But I got head from my wife last night. Crispy... What it's been like over a decade since the last gobbling lol Oh I'm getting some sound tracks together for the production. Oi, I'm thinking this one could be good at some point. [link to youtu.be (secure)] |
Angels User ID: 86977855 United Kingdom 03/25/2024 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Op...can you include Angels?...I don't care...whatever you want to do...but please don't put me anywhere near Lori except if it's a fight to the death scene. Thanks Quoting: Angels 86977855 Be sure and include a scene of her high on weed when she finds out her ex husband just won Powerball. Oh Lori... :P |
Angels User ID: 86977855 United Kingdom 03/25/2024 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP did you enjoy the fisting your wife gave you last night while you watched her slobber on a well hung Nigerian? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80796619 I probably shouldn't say this on glp... But I got head from my wife last night. Crispy... What it's been like over a decade since the last gobbling lol Oh I'm getting some sound tracks together for the production. Oi, I'm thinking this one could be good at some point. [link to youtu.be (secure)] Keep that one in your back pocket honey |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 86981956 Australia 03/25/2024 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Op...can you include Angels?...I don't care...whatever you want to do...but please don't put me anywhere near Lori except if it's a fight to the death scene. Thanks Quoting: Angels 86977855 Karen is the villain in this production. The Anomaly is unknown as of yet. However. The role for Princess Gloria, daughter of Yod, ruler of the seven kingdoms of Penitron needs to be filled. She is an immortal being that oversees all planets within the ovarysphere. Inevitably Karen's fate is already a done deal. The only question is, with what kind of...steel ;) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 86981134 Austria 03/25/2024 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Op...can you include Angels?...I don't care...whatever you want to do...but please don't put me anywhere near Lori except if it's a fight to the death scene. Thanks Quoting: Angels 86977855 Be sure and include a scene of her high on weed when she finds out her ex husband just won Powerball. Oh Lori... :P She already got her back story drawn out No need for any filler, the story already has legs and it's a true display of finesse and commitment to her character to give us this much of a performance She almost got us all fooled A true artist |
Angels User ID: 86977855 United Kingdom 03/25/2024 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Op...can you include Angels?...I don't care...whatever you want to do...but please don't put me anywhere near Lori except if it's a fight to the death scene. Thanks Quoting: Angels 86977855 Karen is the villain in this production. The Anomaly is unknown as of yet. However. The role for Princess Gloria, daughter of Yod, ruler of the seven kingdoms of Penitron needs to be filled. She is an immortal being that oversees all planets within the ovarysphere. Inevitably Karen's fate is already a done deal. The only question is, with what kind of...steel ;) Oh I can't wait to read the rest!! |
Angels User ID: 86977855 United Kingdom 03/25/2024 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Op...can you include Angels?...I don't care...whatever you want to do...but please don't put me anywhere near Lori except if it's a fight to the death scene. Thanks Quoting: Angels 86977855 Be sure and include a scene of her high on weed when she finds out her ex husband just won Powerball. Oh Lori... :P She already got her back story drawn out No need for any filler, the story already has legs and it's a true display of finesse and commitment to her character to give us this much of a performance She almost got us all fooled A true artist A true Bullshit artist, yes indeed... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 85897178 United States 03/25/2024 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | * I AM TO BE THAT PSYCHO GUY FROM SPOKANE WA. * I TROLL GLP, WITH A BACHELOR'S DEGREE, IN MASS MEDIA AND COMMUNICATION STUDIES SINCE 2016. * I HUNT SERIAL RAPISTS ONLINE, THEY FREQUENT GLP, LIKE THE STRANGE DUDE WES. * I DECLARED WAR ON THE ESTABLISHMENT AND TROLLED YOUTUBE AS COVID STARTED WITH "KEY WORDS" 18 HOURS A DAY FOR ABOUT 45 DAYS STRAIGHT AND THE GOAL WAS TO LOCK DOWN SEATTLE; IN REVENGE TO CPS (CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES) AND "THEY" FIGURED THAT OUT AND LOCKED DOWN THE ENTIRE STATE. I THEN TROLLED FOREIGN COUNTRIES, USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE TO WRITE IN THEIR LANGUAGES...IT WORKED!!! I HELPED LOCK THE WORLD DOWN...NOW BANNED FROM YOUTUBE, AND DID IT ALL WITH FAKE EMAIL ACCOUNTS IN THE HUNDREDS. *** THIS IS WAR, NOT A MOVIE SCRIPT *** |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 81977737 Australia 03/25/2024 08:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’m in. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75738197 I would like to play a 58 year old man who thinks everyone loves him, but no one can stand to be around him. OK I can work with that. Seymour Buttsworth Born with a rare condition that creates un unusually toxic odour. Seymour is a handsome man with a chiselled frame for continuously practising the liver king diet. It's not Seymour's fault the only thing that survives around him is his pet goldfish Lord Biggles. |
Angels User ID: 86977855 United Kingdom 03/25/2024 08:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | * I AM TO BE THAT PSYCHO GUY FROM SPOKANE WA. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85897178 * I TROLL GLP, WITH A BACHELOR'S DEGREE, IN MASS MEDIA AND COMMUNICATION STUDIES SINCE 2016. * I HUNT SERIAL RAPISTS ONLINE, THEY FREQUENT GLP, LIKE THE STRANGE DUDE WES. * I DECLARED WAR ON THE ESTABLISHMENT AND TROLLED YOUTUBE AS COVID STARTED WITH "KEY WORDS" 18 HOURS A DAY FOR ABOUT 45 DAYS STRAIGHT AND THE GOAL WAS TO LOCK DOWN SEATTLE; IN REVENGE TO CPS (CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES) AND "THEY" FIGURED THAT OUT AND LOCKED DOWN THE ENTIRE STATE. I THEN TROLLED FOREIGN COUNTRIES, USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE TO WRITE IN THEIR LANGUAGES...IT WORKED!!! I HELPED LOCK THE WORLD DOWN...NOW BANNED FROM YOUTUBE, AND DID IT ALL WITH FAKE EMAIL ACCOUNTS IN THE HUNDREDS. *** THIS IS WAR, NOT A MOVIE SCRIPT *** Oh damn... |