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Want to know why all the military and prep talk on eclipse day?

 
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NATO FALSE FLAG ATTACK AND FULL ON WAR DURING NEW MOON. THAT IS WHY. BACK DOOR ARTICLE 5!~
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THIS
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Mean distance = 29.3018
Eccentricity = .98153
Inclination = 4.35684
Ascending node = 18.5295
Arg of pericentre = 94.1284
Mean anomaly = 305.16514

We call her Maddy the Elly

She’s coming and she’s BIG
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If this is true does this fit?


Thread: Tonight’s lunar blood Moon is called the worm moon. Connection to wormwood in the Bible ?

I think it does


Also does this explain the pics of the fema flood map that going around.

Also gates owns a lot of the land on those flood maps
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FEMA Flood maps? The ones they've published for years?
Or new, different ones?
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Re: Want to know why all the military and prep talk on eclipse day?
Scripture tells us this event will come.
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Where?
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Revelation 8:8

And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood
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It is amazing how Bibletards can twist that little sentence into something that is relevant.
Reexamine your life -- a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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satan tards are the worst by far, though
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Re: Want to know why all the military and prep talk on eclipse day?
16 pages of horse shit and not one telescope owner verified the numbers.
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Someone has verified them, but no one has tried spotting it as yet.
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Re: Want to know why all the military and prep talk on eclipse day?
Okay, which of you motards was the last to say, “come on comet?”5a
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16 pages of horse shit and not one telescope owner verified the numbers.
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Someone has verified them, but no one has tried spotting it as yet.
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Topshit

Hey ASTROmute Please verify this SHIT!

jay

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Hmmm.

How do we know if this is true or not
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Have ever read any true prediction here?
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[link to en.m.wikipedia.org (secure)]
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Re: Want to know why all the military and prep talk on eclipse day?
whoever created those numbers, made them in the way that the "object" hits the earth. Actually if the real object is coming our way, we won't be sure until the last moment, as we can see on movies Greenland etc.

Anyway if you want to play, use True anomaly = 3.721337 instead of Mean anomaly. Mean distance = 29.3018 instead of semi major axis THIS IS NOT PRECISE! Other simulators want the perihelion distance that we don't know, and the last time the object was in perihelion. Once you start filling in eccentricity etc the perigee radius here changes into semi major axis.

It gives an Error because it is closer than the earth's radius, i.e. a hit.
"ERROR

PERIGEE RADIUS can not be less than the EARTH RADIUS (6378 km).
Current value is 1 km."

I don't know if it refers to Sun's perigee or Earth's, the plot seems to draw an earth related orbit from the examples.
[link to en.homasim.com]

I put that only to wash my hands after spending hours on Easter with that nonsense.

Let me be clear, I don't believe we will have the luxury of end of the world on April 8! April 9 will come and we'll still have bills to pay, illness, and danger of war.

May the Risen Lord give us His peace!
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Thank you for your analysis. Happy Easter!
 Quoting: MetaDeth


Happy Easter to all! I respond because someone asked for a software with numbers. I spent hours today to figure it out where it goes. Again, I dont believe it. But here are the numbers. Whoever wrote them, wrote them in the way the object flies directly towards the earth. Just a bad April 1st joke.
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Wait what!!?? You say your software shows a direct hit? Do you know where and when? Why do you think it’s fake?
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[link to en.homasim.com]
run the software yourself with the numbers above. It says Error because the perigee the closest point is 1km or 80km less than 6000km earth radius, (depending on which exact numbers you put. Difference is not that big). Sure if it is less than earth radius it is a hit inside this radius. Sorry it doesnt say where.

Why I dont believe it? An object traveling from Pluto 29 Astronomical units (1 AU is distance earth sun) should travel very fast to reach us for one week or two weeks. And it should become visible at one point. What is its mass? Also who gave those numbers? The OP doesnt even say "my uncle works for NASA". We have only his word. IF it is correct we would have much more talk online. Try to google those numbers, GLP is their only source. Thats why I disbelieve him. Only time can prove it otherwise.

This is my third post, I risk to get banned as usual on GLP when someone posts something reasonable. So I stop posting. I want to have the option to at least read.
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Re: Want to know why all the military and prep talk on eclipse day?
The Burckle asteroid impact hit the Indian Ocean and there are youtube videos showing the effects for those interested.
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There goes all the stupid fks who used NZ as a haven..
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Re: Want to know why all the military and prep talk on eclipse day?
Nothing will happen.
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Let me guess, you are in your 20s and have no kids
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Reverse GLP effect. When AC says "nothing will happen", bring the tomato plants in, grab your bugout bag, and jump in your escape pod or bunker.
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Nothing will happen.

hi
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Hmmm.

How do we know if this is true or not
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Have ever read any true prediction here?
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Yes, in fact. One that I can remember off the top of my head, is Frankie's big EQ prediction.
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no
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Re: Want to know why all the military and prep talk on eclipse day?
Anyone care to consider the absence of ASTROMUT's reply/response could be a decision to minimize necessary panic?
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Footfall by Niven & Pournelle
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this would explain chemtrailing following the path of the sun, as well as the very odd fact that weather reporters have been reporting that the eclipse path will most likely be cloud obscured for nearly its entirety, since JANUARY. How would they KNOW that?
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A lot of things don't make sense, including what you wrote above. Plus the fact many of the areas that are prime viewing spots for total eclipse zone are deploying national guards, some areas governors have already declared state of emergency even before the eclipse to deploy the troops. All this for peaceful sky gazers traveling to watch an eclipse? Nothing about this makes any sense at all unless people in gov know something else is going to happen besides an eclipse.
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Maybo those people along the eclipse line will see something that you otherwise couldn't because the sun is blocking it.
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They were deploying national guards in 2017 also, why no panic then like now?
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Footfall by Niven & Pournelle
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Really good book as was Lucifers Hammer.
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Anyone care to consider the absence of ASTROMUT's reply/response could be a decision to minimize necessary panic?
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maybe he's on spring break?
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Footfall by Niven & Pournelle
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Really good book as was Lucifers Hammer.
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That was a comet strike story. Very riveting indeed!
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Re: Want to know why all the military and prep talk on eclipse day?
"Dr Bits" the AC shows up out of nowhere a plops this on our plate on the day most everyone is thinking about some arch angle moving a two ton stone, 14 guards being drunk on something not wine, then Jesus vanishing.

No thank you, I'm not stopping my day at all. /prayers
They have us completely surrounded...those poor bastards
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Re: Want to know why all the military and prep talk on eclipse day?
guys just run the third law of Kepler on this site
[link to www.1728.org (secure)]
for mass, for radius, for time
We have 29 AU current distance (maybe the orbital radius is bigger).
We are told of 8 days (even if we double them it doesnt change much).
Mass should be giant.
It is either Planet X or nothing. I vote for nothing. Planet X with such a mass we should have nonstop earthquakes by now. Or some of the numbers are wrong.

OP must come and tell us clearly what he means. What he gives is too much but not enough. His object should have a bigger mass than the sun to come for 8 days or 14 days from distance such as Neptune. If it follows Kepler 3 law. We didnt make those laws. All known objects follow them.
Or OP knowingly or unknowingly gave us WRONG numbers, to buzz us and leave us in dark.
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OP Dr Bits here. Hope you all enjoyed the early April fools day larp. I do this every few years for fun in and around April fools. Dr Astro has ferreted me out quickly each time. I tried to make this one a little bit of a treasure hunt with all the nuances.

Hope you enjoyed! Long Live Vanessa Sweetcorn!
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Footfall by Niven & Pournelle
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Lucifer's Hammer
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"Dr Bits" the AC shows up out of nowhere a plops this on our plate on the day most everyone is thinking about some arch angle moving a two ton stone, 14 guards being drunk on something not wine, then Jesus vanishing.

No thank you, I'm not stopping my day at all. /prayers
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And the shoes stole the body right?

Sure bro





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