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Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???

 
emerald_glow
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07/08/2008 02:57 AM
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Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
I love GLP, and respect people's religion.
Nevertheless, I would like to enjoy my daily reading without biblical references, second coming, Antichrist, Hell, cabal, being or not being saved, doomed etc.
Would it be doable to create a filter that automatically omits all postings containing those words from my GLP pages???
Then, whenever I feel like - I could pull up the Topics - Religion, and read stuff there - on my own freakin'decision.

As an alternate solution, maybe those people could restrict their blissful activities to the threads where they belong to.


What do you think?
Anonymous Coward
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07/08/2008 03:03 AM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
I agree, 2000 years of brainwashing is enough>
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07/08/2008 03:18 AM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
I love GLP, and respect people's religion.
Nevertheless, I would like to enjoy my daily reading without biblical references, second coming, Antichrist, Hell, cabal, being or not being saved, doomed etc.
Would it be doable to create a filter that automatically omits all postings containing those words from my GLP pages???
Then, whenever I feel like - I could pull up the Topics - Religion, and read stuff there - on my own freakin'decision.

As an alternate solution, maybe those people could restrict their blissful activities to the threads where they belong to.


What do you think?
 Quoting: emerald_glow 379016

Or we could just ignore those posts :)
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emerald_glow (OP)
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07/08/2008 03:29 AM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
We could, if it was just a few...but it seems to me each and every thread ends up either that way, or with meaningless testosteron rants, (calling names etc)
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07/08/2008 04:16 AM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
Hey, I just found something:


 Thread: ST00PIDITY FILTER! 

Elephant Worker

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07/08/2008 05:02 AM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
Get a crappy old machine, one from a dumpster will do, install Linux, set up a proxy, then hack it to do what you wanted.
Has anyone else noticed this elephant in the lounge room ?

Another block of writing from Elephant full of supposition and condescension whilst saying pretty much nothing. - EggNigma 2/2/2011
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07/08/2008 08:01 AM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
OPs idea sounds good to me.
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07/09/2008 06:01 AM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
I love GLP, and respect people's religion.
Nevertheless, I would like to enjoy my daily reading without biblical references, second coming, Antichrist, Hell, cabal, being or not being saved, doomed etc.
Would it be doable to create a filter that automatically omits all postings containing those words from my GLP pages???
Then, whenever I feel like - I could pull up the Topics - Religion, and read stuff there - on my own freakin'decision.

As an alternate solution, maybe those people could restrict their blissful activities to the threads where they belong to.


What do you think?

Or we could just ignore those posts :)
 Quoting: OxygenX



I think the bible has been covererd enough. Too bad someone isn't trying to ring the cash register for every reference. John 3 16 .. that'll be three dollars and 16 cents, etc.

That should cut down on it considerably. In the meantime, I find one reading of Dune usually helps them see their way clear of the bible trap.
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07/09/2008 10:46 PM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
We could, if it was just a few...but it seems to me each and every thread ends up either that way, or with meaningless testosteron rants, (calling names etc)
 Quoting: emerald_glow 379016

ya just gotta troll intil you find something that interests you then click on it,if you choose to click its on you as it was your choice.Go bitch about the stuff you dont like here in hell.maybe some one there can help you?
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07/10/2008 11:22 PM
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07/11/2008 09:26 AM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
Oh, it's possible. But, is it worth the headaches to program? Someone would need to create a brower plugin that supports substituting html and javascript code on the fly when browsing a webpage based on some sort of internal script on how to search and replace said text.
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07/11/2008 09:32 AM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
Everything in life, whether nature or mans philosophy, all link to the same source.

So while there are some far out theories, in the end, we all desire to connect to the same source.

Humans cannot live without that link.

Thus, no. You may not have a filter.
RHH
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07/11/2008 11:54 AM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
as your mindless nose ring led mentality has led you to this point of denial, you betray the fact that you have not truly investigated this book


The Bible is truth on many levels

you, having allowed satans conspiracy to shore up your wall of denial, now requests software to isolate you from the truth

how sad indeed

hell,you're to lazy to scroll past or even ignore info you disagree with

too blind to see the relevance, whether true or not

the epitome of laziness

and revealing of your fear

the longer you wait to embrace the truth the harder it will be

don't worry, once you understand you will be amazed and enlightened

so what are you so afraid of, desiring censorship?

sounds kinda weird to me

you will make a good borg,but by then it may be too late

good luck
RHH

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07/11/2008 11:58 AM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
oh, one more thing


I realize this thread is a cry for help (albeit mis-directed)


do the research, don't hide


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Bloggermouth

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07/11/2008 12:08 PM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
If it is electronic, a software guru can do it if he has the inclination.
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07/11/2008 12:15 PM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
Greetings,

If you created such a filter would it not kill this thread?
Elijah

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07/11/2008 12:20 PM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
I love GLP, and respect people's religion.
Nevertheless, I would like to enjoy my daily reading without biblical references, second coming, Antichrist, Hell, cabal, being or not being saved, doomed etc.
Would it be doable to create a filter that automatically omits all postings containing those words from my GLP pages???
Then, whenever I feel like - I could pull up the Topics - Religion, and read stuff there - on my own freakin'decision.

As an alternate solution, maybe those people could restrict their blissful activities to the threads where they belong to.


What do you think?
 Quoting: emerald_glow 379016



You can probably create a censor to remove keywords from display in your browser. You might get unexpected results though and remove stuff you are interested in.

What's so hard about assessing a reply or post and just using the scroll to move passed it?
repenting backslider
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07/11/2008 12:25 PM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
I'd like to personally apologize for all the times I've come off as overbearing and pushy in this regard

I need to be attractive not repulsive

I will try and do better!

you can take some satisfaction in that 95% of my threads sink like a stone!

love to you!
emerald_glow  (OP)

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07/12/2008 05:22 AM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
Love to you, too, and thanks for understanding. I will read your posts from now on.
hf

I'd like to personally apologize for all the times I've come off as overbearing and pushy in this regard

I need to be attractive not repulsive

I will try and do better!

you can take some satisfaction in that 95% of my threads sink like a stone!

love to you!
 Quoting: repenting backslider 466433

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07/12/2008 06:13 AM
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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
Get with the pimpin Chomolugma with Ralph Klein date rape cocktails program.


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Re: Software gurus...it is possible to create a Bible-filter???
I love GLP, and respect people's religion.
Nevertheless, I would like to enjoy my daily reading without biblical references, second coming, Antichrist, Hell, cabal, being or not being saved, doomed etc.
Would it be doable to create a filter that automatically omits all postings containing those words from my GLP pages???
Then, whenever I feel like - I could pull up the Topics - Religion, and read stuff there - on my own freakin'decision.

As an alternate solution, maybe those people could restrict their blissful activities to the threads where they belong to.


What do you think?
 Quoting: emerald_glow 379016




I think you're a prick.





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