I Need your help GLP!!!....i need to pull a prank on my 15 year old daughter | |
Sireen-reborn User ID: 449235 United States 07/10/2008 02:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My son played a prank on my daughter one time and made her a small cake, but filled it with cayenne pepper, hotsauce, and anythign else spicey... she took one bite...then looked at him and said "that's good, but I really don't like SPICE cake." My son was so bummed he didn't get her! anything after 'but' is bullshit! [link to www.myspace.com] "Once you open your mind to the possibility of conspiracy, you then see conspiracy in everything." [link to deadbydecember-sireen.blogspot.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 465879 United States 07/10/2008 02:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Put a crib and bassinette in her room. Move all her crap to the side......put up some baby crap. Tell her that you've decided to adopt a baby, and she'll have to share her room now. Keep it up for a few weeks before you tell her the truth. |
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milehighmike User ID: 339344 United States 07/10/2008 02:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My youngest daughter (who's 13) and I constantly play a little "game" with each other where we try to see "who can scare the crap out of each other" and we're constantly trying to "one-up" each other and have had some great "scares", I'd say right now I'm a couple ahead, but I'm sure she'll continue to catch up & pass me! It requires me to always be "on" and to pay attention to my surroundings (walking in to darkened rooms, into the house from the garage, etc.). Good luck to you OP! I'm confident that you can regain your "master" status and put your daughter back into her "grasshopper" place! "Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, 'What's in it for me?'" — Brian Tracy: Personal and business training author, speaker, and consultant "We are all, right now, living the life we choose." -- Peter McWilliams, Author "The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot." -- Michael Altshuler |
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1-2-Follow User ID: 433593 United States 07/10/2008 02:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WHAT ARE YOU, FUCKING BORAT? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5174Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 454349 United States 07/10/2008 02:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tell her Russia has just fired missles toward your state and that you have less than an hour before the end. Be serious and tell her you love her and try to have a tear in your eye. If she ask why it's not on the news tell her they don't want mass panic. |
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Diamond User ID: 380667 United States 07/10/2008 02:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I remember my one brother (an attorney now--HA!) and I wanted to get another brother...we decided to take a liter plastic Pepsi bottle and fill it will every imaginable thing; cold coffee, tabasco sauce, pepper...maybe some lemon juice...Tomato juice...and then put some kind of "don't drink this Pop ____'s pop" ...well, Dad came in from mowing the lawn, it's close to 90 degrees out and we both watch in horror as he reaches for the pop and takes a very large swig of it. (And in our house, Dad was feared) He ran over to the sink and spit it out. He apologized to him and unbelievably he didn't kill us. So...I think you need to try the Pop trick. Be evil. It's a parent's right. Get her back!! :) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 93768 Lithuania 07/10/2008 02:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GROW THE FUCK UP AND ACT LIKE A FATHER YOU RETARD. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5174FUCKING FULL GROWN CHILDREN RUNNING AROUND INTERNET FORUMS ASKING HOW TO PULL PRANKS ON HIS TEENAGE DAUGHTER. WHAT ARE YOU, FUCKING BORAT? NO WONDER YOU'RE DIVORCED. You ever think maybe that log doesn't really want a bump? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 380667 United States 07/10/2008 03:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GROW THE FUCK UP AND ACT LIKE A FATHER YOU RETARD. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5174FUCKING FULL GROWN CHILDREN RUNNING AROUND INTERNET FORUMS ASKING HOW TO PULL PRANKS ON HIS TEENAGE DAUGHTER. WHAT ARE YOU, FUCKING BORAT? NO WONDER YOU'RE DIVORCED. Bwahahahahahahahhaahhaa And you, sir...are obviously very single. Bwahahahahhahahahahhahahaha You've said the F-bomb three times now. Angry much? Over a thread about a prank? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 5174 United States 07/10/2008 03:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GROW THE FUCK UP AND ACT LIKE A FATHER YOU RETARD. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 380667FUCKING FULL GROWN CHILDREN RUNNING AROUND INTERNET FORUMS ASKING HOW TO PULL PRANKS ON HIS TEENAGE DAUGHTER. WHAT ARE YOU, FUCKING BORAT? NO WONDER YOU'RE DIVORCED. Bwahahahahahahahhaahhaa And you, sir...are obviously very single. Bwahahahahhahahahahhahahaha You've said the F-bomb three times now. Angry much? Over a thread about a prank? HEY ASSMUNCH, I USE THIS FORUM FOR THE REASONS SPECIFICALLY SPELLED OUT IN THE FUCKING DISCLAIMER AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOTTOM OF THE GOD DAMNED PAGE, EN. TER. TAIN. MENT I CURSE HERE BECAUSE I DON'T DO IT OUT LOUD, I THINK THE TERM IS 'VENTING'. YOU WANT TO PULL A PRANK ON YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER? STAY MARRIED TO HER MOTHER SO SHE DOESN'T WIND UP PREGNANT BECAUSE JUST TO FILL A BIG EMPTY HOLE IN HER LIFE WHERE HER PARENTS SHOULD BE. FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE ASSHOLE. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 452430 United States 07/10/2008 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, i think its great you have such a close friendship with your daughter. don't listen to others who tell you otherwise. they are probably the most boring people who walk in the straightest, most society-approved and prescribed lifestyle you can imagine. ROBOTS. anyway, shitting in the suitcase is probably the ultimate prank you could pull on her but honestly its a little much. you'll just have to buy her new clothes, and she'll get royally pissed. a prank game is a little different with a 15yr old daughter than it would be with one of your friends your own age. my friend knocked on the bathroom door one time while i was in the shower and asked if he could come in and get something, i said sure. he came in and proceeded to dump a huge ashtray full of cigarette butts onto my head over the shower curtain. it was so disgusting and extreme that you couldn't help but bust out laughing. another time my best thought it would be funny one night to smash my mailbox in with a baseball bat. honestly, i didn't think it was funny at all. it was normal for him to go overboard with the pranks though. he was fucking nuts. so i went out and found a fucking huge dead raccoon on the side of the road and picked it up with a stick and drove down the road with it hanging out the window on the stick. i got to his house and proceeded to stuff the whole thing into his mailbox. it would barely fit and the intestines were falling out of the front onto the ground. truly disgusting, and then i drove off. a year or so later he put a big dead fish under my mattress. luckily i found it later that day because my mom told me he stopped by to drop off a "sock full of something." maybe put food coloring in a drink so when she gets to school she'll have green teeth and tongue. give her ice cream with soy sauce and hairspray. a dead fish under her PILLOW might be good. just make sure you put a towel or something under the sheet so the fish juice doesn't stain the mattress (i know from experience) this one will be good: in a shady manner, ask her to come to the store with you and then proceed to drive towards the bank and tell her you're going to rob the bank and she needs to help you. play this all off really well like you've fucking lost it and even have ski masks that you can put on. when you get to the bank park somewhere and put the mask on and tell her to put hers on too. open the door, grab a crow bar from the backseat and ask if she's ready. get out of the car then instantly trow the mask off and the crow bar back as if something went wrong. hop in the car then speed off like a maniac. after a few "safe" seconds look at her with wide and wild eyes and say, "GOT YOU!!!!!!" then laugh your ass off all the way home. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 453315 United States 07/10/2008 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Put a crib and bassinette in her room. Move all her crap to the side......put up some baby crap. Tell her that you've decided to adopt a baby, and she'll have to share her room now. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 465879Keep it up for a few weeks before you tell her the truth. that's good. |
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Paradigm User ID: 465899 Canada 07/10/2008 03:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dont be to hasty, she is just about to leave and will expect something. My suggestion is to act normally, and by that i mean dont pull a prank on her, BUT, everytime you give her something, or look at her, give her that look, like "is it a prank?, Im gonna get you!", you know. It will make her slightly paranoid. Let her go off to her mothers, then you have 2 weeks to think of something really good. Patience is a virtue I wouldnt go with gross food either, think of something crafty. Let me think and I will post again Swimming in a sea of fractals |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 421894 United States 07/10/2008 03:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tell her Russia has just fired missles toward your state and that you have less than an hour before the end. Be serious and tell her you love her and try to have a tear in your eye. If she ask why it's not on the news tell her they don't want mass panic. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 454349If you do this on, unplug all electrical appliances and tell her even the power is out.... (how mean is that ?!) Personally, I go for the shorted-sheets, dumping ice cubes while in the shower, marbles/pebbles in the shoes, vaseline the toilet seat.... But remember, teenage payback can be dangerous ! LOL |
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