"The recently completed MURG study shows that those with recessive attached earlobes are twice as likely than their free-lobed counterparts to commit acts of anti-social, sociopathic, or criminal behavior. Based on its findings, MURG has proposed that the attached lobe (AL) population be registered in a national database and monitored by the Department of Homeland Security."

[link to www.korrektiv.org]

Mine are attached.


are you a criminal? I'm not. but I am on GLP. Government can't like that if all this shit is true...well some anyway.


Well, I AM a bit anti-social. Maybe a bit sociopathic (if that means I don't let society guide what I believe and how I live my life), but I DO NO HARM to others if that is any saving grace.


By the way, I don't endorse or necessarily BELIEVE the report I linked to...I just googled 'Attached earlobes' after reading your first post, found the article, thought it was amusing and posted it.


LIAR! I know u believe! Run attached lobes! He's gonna turn us in!

I knew it! I knew it!


THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS BEEN NOTIFIED OF YOUR EXISTENCE. PLEASE SIT WHERE YOU ARE AS OUR AGENTS APPROACH, ENGAGE AND TAKE YOUR SOCIOPATHIC ASS INTO CUSTODY. RESISTANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!