Restaurant to price children's meals according to how much the kids weigh.

Now, if they could only add a surcharge if they're whinning, screaming little hellions, we'd have something.

If your "little angel" is a screaming, tantrum throwing brat, the fee for them, and their family should be doubled.

Ahh yes.. us smokers told everyone that the food police were coming.. and NOW they are here.. is everyone too brainwashed to fight back? We shall see.

Now, if they could only add a surcharge if they're whinning, screaming little hellions, we'd have something.

If your "little angel" is a screaming, tantrum throwing brat, the fee for them, and their family should be doubled.

Now, if they could only add a surcharge if they're whinning, screaming little hellions, we'd have something.

If your "little angel" is a screaming, tantrum throwing brat, the fee for them, and their family should be doubled.


spoken like a true nonparent

A restaurant has been criticised over plans to charge for children's Sunday lunches according to their weight.

Oulton Hall near Leeds in West Yorkshire wanted to weigh under-15s and charge their parents £1 per stone.

But the National Obesity Forum said the plan was not properly thought through and parents risked upsetting their children for the sake of a few pounds.

Nigel Massey from the De Vere chain of hotels, which runs the five-star hotel, said the idea would be reconsidered.

Now, if they could only add a surcharge if they're whinning, screaming little hellions, we'd have something.

If your "little angel" is a screaming, tantrum throwing brat, the fee for them, and their family should be doubled.


spoken like a true nonparent



Spoken like a parent who thinks it's cute when their little bastard throws a tantrum in a store or restaurant, and they do nothing to stop them.

Or, spoken like a parent who is incapable of teaching their children manners, or how to behave in public.

So, which one are you?

A restaurant has been criticised over plans to charge for children's Sunday lunches according to their weight.

Oulton Hall near Leeds in West Yorkshire wanted to weigh under-15s and charge their parents £1 per stone.

But the National Obesity Forum said the plan was not properly thought through and parents risked upsetting their children for the sake of a few pounds.

Nigel Massey from the De Vere chain of hotels, which runs the five-star hotel, said the idea would be reconsidered.



I predict business failure.

Since when is the restaurant business in the nanny fascist government. Informants!

How do you Brits stand this never ending bullshit?

...and parents risked upsetting their children for the sake of a few pounds.

spoken like a true nonparent

spoken like a true nonparent


I am a PROUD non parent. I control my life. I do not let your brat control it. I will also seek to control your WILD BRATS who like to run around in public like whirling dervishes and DESTROY my peace of mind.

DEAL with it. You chose to BURDEN yourself down with children.. I did not. YOU deal with them.

I love these "parent" types who let their kids SPIN in public.. the kid SLAMS into me, falls down, and then the "parents" give me a dirty look.

My reply is always the same "Put that thing on a leash"