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Rush Limbaugh....drug addict, college drop out....closet.....
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» Political commentator, radio host, college drop-out, alleged
closet homosexual, and, as recently revealed, synthetic heroin
drug addict, Rush Hudson Limbaugh III is probably the best
known neocon personality in American radio.

Born in Cape Girardeau, MO, in 1951, Limbaugh spent many of
his formative years pursuing a career in radio.

After using his pilonidal cyst - a congenital birth defect - to
avoid military service in the Vietnam War, Limbaugh briefly
worked for radio stations in Pittsburgh, PA and Kansas City,
MO. Fired from both jobs, he worked as a wiener salesman for
the KC Royals baseball franchise, eventually slithering back into
the radio business.

In 1971 Limbaugh attended Southeastern Missouri University,
where, according to reports, he had a brief but heated affair
with Elliot Sanders. So gay is Limbaugh, guarantees Sanders,
that, "none of his marriages was ever consummated."

Many of Limbaugh's fans staunchly deny the man's alleged
homosexuality, and Limbaugh himself says the rumors are
politically motivated lies. However, one is forced to doubt
Limbaugh, who has a history of denying and balking at rumors
that are later revealed to be true. His pilonidal cyst, his
pseudonymous career in Pittsburgh radio, and his addiction to
Oxycontin are all facts which Limbaugh initially denied or
concealed.

After more failed stints with Missouri radio stations Limbaugh
moved to Sacramento, CA, where he met and became "friends"
with Norm Woodruff, a flamboyant, openly gay man with a
great deal of influence in the local radio scene. Woodruff, who
mentored Limbaugh in the ways of affluence and elitism (traits
Rush mocks today), would later died of AIDS.

Through his ties to Woodruff Limbaugh was given Morton
Downey, Jr.'s spot on KFBK News Talk 1530 a.m. Within
twelve months Limbaugh had become the most popular radio
personality in Sacramento. In 1988 he signed on with EFM
Media Management, working from New York City.

For a short while Limbaugh plateaued, until the success and
enormous popularity of a Democratic president provided him
with a reason to whine.

The popularity and charisma of President Clinton enabled
Limbaugh's hate-filled show to appeal to millions of bitter
American conservatives. Limbaugh's unique combination of
prevarication and histrionics provided a sense of unity for
otherwise incompatible demographics, such as Klansmen and
Wall Street stock brokers.




For years Limbaugh fooled his audiences into
believing his whining was something much more noble.


By the mid-90's Limbaugh's promoters had co-opted his show
to enough nationwide syndicates to claim Limbaugh was the
"most popular radio personality" in the country. Technically this
was false. However, the free handout out of Limbaugh's show
to any station that wanted it resulted in Limbaugh being the
most listened-to man on a.m. radio.

Inspired by Clinton-induced vitriol, Limbaugh paid a ghostwriter
to author for him See, I Told You So (1992), Nanny Nanny,
Boo Boo (1993), and I'm Rubber. You're Glue. Whatever You
Say Bounces off Me and Sticks to You (1994).

After miserably failing on television, Limbaugh spiraled into
depression, eventually becoming addicted to pain pills
prescribed to him for his pilonidal cyst (a.k.a. "Butt Boil"). For
nearly eight years Limbaugh abused Hydrocodone, a synthetic,
stronger version of heroin.

In effect, Limbaugh spent nearly a decade stoned off his
bleeding backside, and ultimately built up his tolerance to levels
requiring dozens of pills per day in order to, as Limbaugh once
confided in his maid, "get my buzz on."

A textbook example of the damning effects of drug abuse,
Limbaugh's addiction precipitated a swift drop in weight,
deafness in both ears, and a marked decline in mental faculties.
He also became increasingly paranoid - requiring his provider to
meet him at night behind restaurants, next to dumpsters,
where he'd hand over cigar boxes stuffed with "cabbage" (cash)
in exchange for some "little baby blues" (pills). Limbaugh's
desperation peaked in 2003, when he groped his provider in an
attempt to check her for a wire tap.

By late 2003 the whole world knew of Limbaugh's drug
addiction, though by virtue of their lack of character the
majority of his fan base remained loyal listeners. Limbaugh's
show remained popular, despite the rapid rise of Liberal Talk
Show host Al Franken and the dogged attempts by the Bush
administration to shut down long time talk show staple Howard
Stern.

In May 2004 Rush's third wife, Marta, grew tired of never
having sex with her allegedly closeted homosexual of a
husband, and so asked for a divorce. Limbaugh complied after his
desperate wife agreed to never reveal the true nature of Rush's
sexual perversion.

P.T.

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Limbaugh is a pig-human hybrid.
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Thanks for posting the truth about this fool.

What's worse are the people who actually believe this dolt.

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Three times I have heard cigars advertised on his show. I thought that advertising smoking products was illegal.

Just keep tabs on the enemy BTW.
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Yeah, and a hundred and three million dollars richer... Idol1 Idol1 Idol1
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Written by Al Franken

lol

Op, I hope that Rush finds you and sues you for everything you own for posting this rubbish.

However, you are probably judgement proof and not worth 10 cents.
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Written by Al Franken

lol

Op, I hope that Rush finds you and sues you for everything you own for posting this rubbish.

However, you are probably judgement proof and not worth 10 cents.
 Quoting: PACNWguy


The truth hurts, doesn't it...
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AND he sucks satans cock.
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PNACGUY, do humanity a favor and chew on the barrel of a gun and eat a bullet you fucking scumbag shitstain braindead zombie. iwish: :suicide::iwish: suicide iwish iwish suicide

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Written by Al Franken

lol

Op, I hope that Rush finds you and sues you for everything you own for posting this rubbish.

However, you are probably judgement proof and not worth 10 cents.
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The truth hurts, doesn't it...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 258359


Hey guess what dickwadd, you can't sue for the truth.

But you can always dream.
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May the scumbag hang for treason after a proper constitutional trial.
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Hey guess what dickwadd, you can't sue for the truth.

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There wasnt a single word in the article that has any merit at all. Its 100% fabrication.

You are a loser to even post this garbage. You cant be that stupid to believe any of it is true.

Rush has been vetted by the best and he is far cleaner than you are shithead.
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Hey guess what dickwadd, you can't sue for the truth.




There wasnt a single word in the article that has any merit at all. Its 100% fabrication.

You are a loser to even post this garbage. You cant be that stupid to believe any of it is true.

Rush has been vetted by the best and he is far cleaner than you are shithead.
 Quoting: PACNWguy

Rush is scum and you are a scumbag.

"vetted by the best"? hilarious.

What an asscap.
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Hey guess what dickwadd, you can't sue for the truth.




There wasnt a single word in the article that has any merit at all. Its 100% fabrication.

You are a loser to even post this garbage. You cant be that stupid to believe any of it is true.

Rush has been vetted by the best and he is far cleaner than you are shithead.
 Quoting: PACNWguy

hey pac....rush abused, and illegally sold pain pills...fact......he got a misdemeanor rap...meanwhile, a chick an exgirlfriend knew got busted for the same thing, and got 20 years...also florida, one county away....same timeframe.....or are you denying he sold hotdogs?
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Once I started reading the article I was wondering if PACNfudge was going to chime in and defend that scumbag.I was right because those types allways stick together!SICKENING
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Once I started reading the article I was wondering if PACNfudge was going to chime in and defend that scumbag.I was right because those types allways stick together!SICKENING
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May the gov paid bloggers hang for treason after a proper constitutional trial.
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i knew pacnguys was a homosexual....but had no idea rush was gay as well....
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foley..haggard..graham..gannon....and now RUSH!
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Rush admitted his pill addiction on his show, so it's not 100% garbage.
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Not a Limburger fan, but when I see things like "Limbaugh's show remained popular, despite the rapid rise of Liberal Talk Show host Al Franken" I smell a biased story. Franken's rise was less than meteoric, and was solely based on the addition of new affiliates--who did not keep Air America on the lineup very long.
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This site is in no way associated with Jerome Corsi , Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michael Wiener-Savage, Bill O'Reilly, Brit Hume, or
www.Biography.com. All material herein is intended as parody. Any similarity in format or "personnel" is purely satirical.
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Hey guess what dickwadd, you can't sue for the truth.

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There wasnt a single word in the article that has any merit at all. Its 100% fabrication.

You are a loser to even post this garbage. You cant be that stupid to believe any of it is true.

Rush has been vetted by the best and he is far cleaner than you are shithead.
 Quoting: PACNWguy



I admit it, I didn't even read the whole thing and I don't even know what "vetted" means.

*I* didn't post anything beyond my opinion.....which is still legal....even though you don't like it.

I've listened to Rush and understood him. He sucks. The fact that him and his propaganda sucks is a fact of life and can't be helped.

In the mean time,
...........................cupofjoe
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There wasnt a single word in the article that has any merit at all. Its 100% fabrication.

You are a loser to even post this garbage. You cant be that stupid to believe any of it is true.

Rush has been vetted by the best and he is far cleaner than you are shithead.
 Quoting: PACNWguy


Hmmm, maybe Rush actually is a cat lover living in the Pacific Northwest?
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All material herein is intended as parody. Any similarity in format or "personnel" is purely satirical.
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As I look through this thread I see just how many gullible losers there are who will believe anything on the internet.
They believe it because they are angry liberals with a very low IQ who believe anything they read.
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PAC is DEFENDING Rush??

1rof1

Watch what he has to say about PAC's candidate.



PAC, stop trying to scare the poster.

thwak

Go google Rush and see what others have to say about him.


Written by Al Franken

lol

Op, I hope that Rush finds you and sues you for everything you own for posting this rubbish.

However, you are probably judgement proof and not worth 10 cents.
 Quoting: PACNWguy
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"There wasnt a single word in the article that has any merit at all. Its 100% fabrication.

You are a loser to even post this garbage. You cant be that stupid to believe any of it is true."


THIS coming from the Master himself??

laughing

Talk about the pot and the kettle.... 1rof1



Hey guess what dickwadd, you can't sue for the truth.




There wasnt a single word in the article that has any merit at all. Its 100% fabrication.

You are a loser to even post this garbage. You cant be that stupid to believe any of it is true.

Rush has been vetted by the best and he is far cleaner than you are shithead.
 Quoting: PACNWguy
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Dayum.

How'd that cartoon show up on my post?

dunno
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Ohhhhhhhhh!!!

SHR!!!

1rof1
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All material herein is intended as parody. Any similarity in format or "personnel" is purely satirical.
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As I look through this thread I see just how many gullible losers there are who will believe anything on the internet.
They believe it because they are angry liberals with a very low IQ who believe anything they read.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 487837


You must lean to the republican side since all and all the libs are smarter. Limberger is pretty smart though, he knows that his audiance needs an IQ of at least 101 to tell that he is full of shit.

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"There wasnt a single word in the article that has any merit at all. Its 100% fabrication.

You are a loser to even post this garbage. You cant be that stupid to believe any of it is true."


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Hey guess what dickwadd, you can't sue for the truth.

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 Quoting: Pollyannuh


The real PAC is at the dry cleaners, the second string is trying to take up the slack.

Limburger is a hot button these days.





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