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MESSAGE FROM THE GALACTIC FEDERATION OF DOOM!!

 
THE DOOM
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MESSAGE FROM THE GALACTIC FEDERATION OF DOOM!!
Come the ending of this year it will be the last one of its kind. From hereon the changes will manifest in a destructive way, that will tell you beyond doubt that you have broken away from the right ways. Even for those with little or no knowledge of the end times a sense of doom for the slaughter will destroy them. You have been going through some of the easiest times you have ever experienced with lots of food and clean water to drink, but you shall be more than destroyed by the darkness descending upon Earth. It will take announcement of the coming destruction to fully awaken people to what an utterly horrifying period you are entering.

The time has arrived to realise your worries are well fonded and have no faith in the future of Mankind. It has been planned for eons of time that you shall all be detroyed in the final years of this cycle, and the preparations have ensured it will be so. The Galactic Federation of doom is not alone in this venture, and civilizations from all over the Galaxy have made contact with Earth for the purpose of overseeing its final eradication as one would remove a cyst fron ones anus. For all of your insignificance as a planet at the edge of the Milky Way, you are the centre of attention because of your importance in the destruction process. Much depends upon your successful eradication, so that the whole Universe can also breathe a sigh of relief that the potential pandemic of the human virus has FINALLY been eradicated once and for all.

How we wish we could shout the news from the treetops, but for the time being we have to approach the whole matter in an orderly manner so as not to panic the populace too much lest any of you escape the planet and spread the virus elsewhere. It is essential that we do not cause shock or confusion by our actions, and this is where we need to co-ordinate our progress with our allies upon Earth. At present many of you unaware that you are enlisted in our activities, but until the right time we cannot reveal your identities. Your potential for slaughter has already been recognized, and pre-planning has ensured that you are primed and eager to start the final stages of Earth’s destruction.

It is not that you are lacking ideas as to how to deal with the problems connected with your environment, and many now wait some opportunity to use their expertise in the weapons of mass destruction. You have been impressed with many wonderful ideas as to how to totally destroy the Earth and its people. Therefore, moving up another level of doom will seem quite natural, and we shall train personnel to use our advanced weapon technology. Speed will be of the essence, and with our help we shall successfully work together as a team that shall achieve total and horrifying DOOM. Mother Earth will be pleased, and able to delay what would inevitably have been some serious physical changes, because the virus called humanity will finally be killed.

Transport and communications will be amongst the first things that will be destroyed, but our allies must be able to move freely around the world and keep in touch with their base. Much of the directions that will accompany you will be given on board our ships, and we can download information into your consciousness in a way that requires little or no time. You will not of course be on your own, and we will be delighted to work with you. Over long periods of time many of you (Politicians, military, Illuminati)have been closely associated with us, and unbeknown to you we have often met and laid down the plans that are to be implemented.

What a wonderful time of horror and slaughter is ahead, and what a relief it will be to you to throw of restrictive practices and controls that prevent your free and uninterrupted destruction. We will ensure that our plan is put over to you in a clear and simple way, and it is our announcements and subsequent communications that will put beyond doubt our intentions for you all. Of necessity we will need to land some of our craft upon Earth, but a mass showing of our presence will come at a later date. There will be plenty of time to acquaint you with our teams of doom.

Weather control will be our responsibility, and we will ensure that it is totally destructive to you, and in a very short time you will find yourselves in a unlivable climate. Presently you suffer from the tampering with your weather patterns, and it has not been intended for your good. The demise of Atlantis was because the Atlantean's played with powerful energies that they could not control, and you would otherwise face a similar situation but for our coming. We have absolutely every intention of allowing the dark forces to have a free hand to destroy your Earth. Already they know of our presence, and have experienced our permission to sanction their actions.

We know that Man is at heart a totally corrupt Being, and all that is required to bring his evil mien to the front is to remove the constant threat of his freedom. So many of your “lost souls” will respond to our coming and the destruction we bring. We will show you that you are spiritualy doomed Beings, with an enormous potential to bring death and destruction to the universe. It is your natural state, and we shall release you from the intense laws and regulations that bar your way by eradicating you before you escape your planet.


Doomed Ones, I am SaLuSa from Sirius and I have come with orders to destroy you, because you still have not learned about all life around you, and we shall ensure that you are destroyed and cleansed of life as soon as possible. Busy times are ahead for us, enjoyable times where death and destruction will have first place. Be in doom and despair at the prospect of taking a great leap forward into your certain DOOM, because there will be no going back to the old ways – never again."
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stfu panzy
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my 2 cents:
bsflag
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see you on wall street hf
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Doom, I've missed your ways. Keep the Truth coming brother, the world is ready for some Doomy Gloomy
Fear Profits a Man Nothing.
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you can always count on DOOM
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scared

Lets say it one more time, ain't nothing
gonna happen or will it?
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lol @ the galactic federation of doom.


this isn't the gfl I've heard about!

where can i sign up?

ok maybe now i should go back and read the thread.
but the title was fun.
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ok so you ever read something that makes you want to do dirty things with a scantily clad monkey?
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This is the VIRUS of "life"..Of this so called "LIFE"...

Here it comes...It's always been here...
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this is a different DOOM from the one I know and love!

what did you do with THE DOOM?

I think THE DOOM has been kidnapped and his avatar hijacked...

DOOMY, oh DOOMY! where are you???

repenting backslider
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SO AWESOMELY DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!

Good to see you back man!

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Sananda:

First I would like to address the issues of your nation, as they are the most pressing. There is upon you a time of dramatic change, one that will ensure the freedom of the people once and for all. This time at hand is one that will shake the countrymen and women to their core for they will be in search of truth. Truth as you have known it up until now has been nothing but the gain of your leaders' power. Now, truth shall prevail. Come one, come all and join in the parade for truth.

The time for a revolution is now and all are needed to claim back their rights and sovereignty. It is up to you to find the truth, for the truth shall set you all free. Take what is rightfully yours, gather your sources and strength in numbers and you shall prevail. You all have the opportunity and responsibility to take control of your destiny in the coming moments, use this opportunity to ensure that you never fall short of your country's potential again

Be righteous in choosing government leaders that will support your freedom, freedom for all. We encourage you all to see the bright future before you and desire for you all to know that in your heart lies the secrets to peace. When you are all united through the heart of mankind you will prevail victoriously in all of your ventures. When each deed is done with the thought of your fellow man in mind, you will have transcended the lower realms of physicality. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you". This has never been truer for the people of earth. You all are beginning to see the interconnectivity to life and realizing that each action has an equal and opposite reaction. That what you think, you become. That what you long for, you gain.

All of these truths are more apparent to you now and this gives you the advantage to create the best of what you desire. Ultimately it is up to all of you to pull together and create this world as a community of like minds. When all realize that you are united under one God, the Creator of All that is, then peace will prevail.
No longer is it necessary to segregate and divide nations for you all will soon hold a common purpose, that of restoring your precious earth. This is no small feat and will require the participation of all, worldwide. But together and with the help of your galactic brethren, miracles will happen.

We stand before you now ready to lift the veil of deceit, prepare yourselves for the moment of transcendence for it will be a thrust of great magnitude that will catapult you to a new reality, the reality in truth. We say to you, be at peace and know that all you have waited for is here and now. Buckle up, for it will be a bumpy ride but be assured that we are guiding your every move. All is in Divine order and the battle has been won.

I Am Sananda Immanuel.

Thread: NESARA NOW
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my 2 cents:
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I 2nd that bsflag
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So....Doom.....are you drunk or just off your meds?

With the quotation marks at the end it almost looked like a cut and paste. Gee, you really can't come up with an original thought, can you? Pathetic.

bsflag give
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hf
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Your worries are well founded in that mankind does not have that will or capability to deal with the endless lies of the fascists.

Fortunately, others do.
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Poor Doomster.

He actually believe the wrong doom dates he has given in the past.

He needlessly shit his pink panties every time the dates approached and nothing happened.

Then he comes back here and has the gall to claim that he intentionally fed us false dates. LOL, what a moron. He's not fooling anybody except perhaps an 8-year-old schoolgirl who can commiserate with him pissing his panties.
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Come the ending of this year it will be the last one of its kind.
 Quoting: THE DOOM


Mrs. Doomster has another false date.

This time it's the end of the year.

Previously, it was March 2008.

Then it became August 2008.

Soon, the date will be sometime in 2009.

What an idiot.

lmao
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LINK?
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Hurray for Anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.
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"We have absolutely every intention of allowing the dark forces to have a free hand to destroy your Earth. Already they know of our presence, and have experienced our permission to sanction their actions."

What a total load of BS I have ever read!! LMAO!!! Don't you realize moron that our Father in heaven will NEVER allow the dark forces to do such a thing????

""We know that Man is at heart a totally corrupt Being, and all that is required to bring his evil mien to the front is to remove the constant threat of his freedom. So many of your “lost souls” will respond to our coming and the destruction we bring. We will show you that you are spiritualy doomed Beings, with an enormous potential to bring death and destruction to the universe. It is your natural state, and we shall release you from the intense laws and regulations that bar your way by eradicating you before you escape your planet.""

Kiss my butt as NOT ALL humans are corrupt. There are plenty of good people on this Earth doing good deeds for the Earth and other people/critters. Once again, our Father in heaven will NOT allow such an atrocity. Dork.
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quooohhttt

lets see if crystal therapy dont cheer you up there
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I cannot understand how people could be so DUMB to think I wrote that?

It was someone elses shit..a new age poofy soft cock rant of butterflies and bullshit...all I did was doom it up a bit.

But thats your average sheep...who cannot tell satire when they see it.
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dood man no worries that ya took yer artistic licence early
thats ok, Im just from the other spectrum, I come from a school whos motto is "Where there is no way, we make a way"
akin, I guess, perhaps, sigil, "where there is no bullshit, make some"
Hey, just kidding around, you were jokin, I was joking, its a bit musty in my bunker and the silica gel busted in my rice, so Ima kinda thirsty too...


Just giving the noobs an insight into yer sardonic humour, old chap...
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Please excuse me if I yawn. You should come back when you get a clue. Really. Civilizations gathered to destroy us? That right there tells me in so many ways that you do not know the truth, and if you did you would realize it is far removed from what you have posted.

Weekends are a bummer when you are young, yes? School starts up again on Monday, and you'll be back with homework keeping you off the net. Enjoy your weekend; just don't expect all of us to swallow your tales, especially some of us.

Oh wait! That's an old idiom isn't it? Something about some of the people all of the time, all of the people some of the time, some of the people none of the time. I added that last part to make it a little more correct. I'm sure you won't mind.
7 Billion people on the planet!
That's a BIG number!
And I am one.
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dood man no worries that ya took yer artistic licence early
thats ok, Im just from the other spectrum, I come from a school whos motto is "Where there is no way, we make a way"
akin, I guess, perhaps, sigil, "where there is no bullshit, make some"
Hey, just kidding around, you were jokin, I was joking, its a bit musty in my bunker and the silica gel busted in my rice, so Ima kinda thirsty too...


Just giving the noobs an insight into yer sardonic humour, old chap...
 Quoting: Flaming Sword

Well..being a fellow Aussie...you have the brains to SEE sardonic humour when its OBVIOUS..

These merkans..or most of em..are a bunch of clueless braindead sheep..even the ones who ARE awake..are still HALF alseep in the intelligence department...MOSTLY..there are some real sharp ones there...but not many.


I mean..look at some of the BULLSHIT they post?

Here we are in the middle of DOOM..and they post about anal sex..soccer...and is it ok to have sex with animals..I mean...its no WONDER that DOOM is starting with that country..they are too fucking STUPID to CARE..and those that DO care..ar SO surrounded by MORONS...that they cant escape.

A message to merkans with BRAINS..and I know SOME of you DO have them...GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY NOW...ALL the way out...fuck mexico..fuck canada..BOTH of those countries are FUCKED AS WELL...just GET OUT of the USA...NOW.
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LINK?
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:LMAO-MG: Best response ever!!
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Please excuse me if I yawn. You should come back when you get a clue. Really. Civilizations gathered to destroy us? That right there tells me in so many ways that you do not know the truth, and if you did you would realize it is far removed from what you have posted.

Weekends are a bummer when you are young, yes? School starts up again on Monday, and you'll be back with homework keeping you off the net. Enjoy your weekend; just don't expect all of us to swallow your tales, especially some of us.

Oh wait! That's an old idiom isn't it? Something about some of the people all of the time, all of the people some of the time, some of the people none of the time. I added that last part to make it a little more correct. I'm sure you won't mind.
 Quoting: We Who Watch

See what I mean?

Refer to my last post.

Point made.

clueless.
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but the equally silly thing is, that if we could all just reign it in a little and listen, tolerate a few differences along the way and be prepared to learn, well, I reckon we could affect great changes...problem is, every one wants to be "right" its pretty obvious we have a long way to go, and maybe a few shakes and quakes will rouse some latent Wah within these folks.
its real easy not to say anything and let it all unfold, but im for gathering likeminded folk so that at least we can put forth a wave of unified energy at things..it may be wishful thinking, it maybe long dormant supra consciousness, it may be abrogate delusional thinking, but at this late stage of th e epoch I am prepared to be as Optimistic as it takes and redouble my efforts to make sure that my mental output is of a Peacable and calming nature.

Personally, I think it is all we can do and it i s what we need to do, to be conscious of a forgotten, latent Divinity, and use that ability of our minds to focus, to edify and make calm, so that if TSHTF people will have the dignity of enduring the ordeal in a stoic, calm and rational manner.

Its simple logistics, mayhem does not come from calm people.

Peace friend

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dood man no worries that ya took yer artistic licence early
thats ok, Im just from the other spectrum, I come from a school whos motto is "Where there is no way, we make a way"
akin, I guess, perhaps, sigil, "where there is no bullshit, make some"
Hey, just kidding around, you were jokin, I was joking, its a bit musty in my bunker and the silica gel busted in my rice, so Ima kinda thirsty too...


Just giving the noobs an insight into yer sardonic humour, old chap...

Well..being a fellow Aussie...you have the brains to SEE sardonic humour when its OBVIOUS..

These merkans..or most of em..are a bunch of clueless braindead sheep..even the ones who ARE awake..are still HALF alseep in the intelligence department...MOSTLY..there are some real sharp ones there...but not many.


I mean..look at some of the BULLSHIT they post?

Here we are in the middle of DOOM..and they post about anal sex..soccer...and is it ok to have sex with animals..I mean...its no WONDER that DOOM is starting with that country..they are too fucking STUPID to CARE..and those that DO care..ar SO surrounded by MORONS...that they cant escape.

A message to merkans with BRAINS..and I know SOME of you DO have them...GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY NOW...ALL the way out...fuck mexico..fuck canada..BOTH of those countries are FUCKED AS WELL...just GET OUT of the USA...NOW.
 Quoting: THE DOOM


World War 3 probably won't start until 2030 to 2040 at that point and afterwards America is probably beyond fucked.
Twenty grand dood, it's a lot of money!

Recently homosexuals have been making anti christian threads. Think about it.
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I wish you were right...it would be nice to see my daughters get married.





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