I Just Started a Thread, Ask Me Any Question!

Greetings bio-electrical feedback units!

I am a super secret grand master ascended thread starter.

My thread starting ability is unsurpassed in the 12 cosmos.

I am transmitting from the basement of my mother ship using a reverse electromagnetic frequency modulated resonating protoplasmic delta wave anti-proton scalar array with built-in spell checker.

Soon we will invade your primitive world and have our way with your small farm animals.

After the invasion we will take over your interwebs and start many useless threads to waste your bandwidths. We will show no mercy. We have collapsed countless civilizations through our covert anti-bandwidth operations. Since you are such a primitive society we have no fear in telling you of our plans.

Just one of our 12 mother ships has an array of 7 million 2600 baud modems that will unleash a torrent of useless threads beyond your imagination. Your B.S. flags are powerless to stop us. We have infinite bump capabilities.

This is a rare opportunity to ask your soon to be overlords any questions you want. Asking stupid questions shows your allegiance to us and our bandwidth wasting plans. For those people we may show mercy. Questions of substance will be considered a threat and you will be dealt with harshly.