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How can I get my daughter classified as a bank

 
Sombra
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How can I get my daughter classified as a bank
so that the feds will bail her out?
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09/27/2008 01:44 PM
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Re: How can I get my daughter classified as a bank
so that the feds will bail her out?
 Quoting: Sombra

First you have to have prove you have a few million in liquidable funds and other people with verifiable funds to back you up.
Then you do all the applications with the State and Federal banking commissons.
Then you home free.
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09/27/2008 01:49 PM
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Re: How can I get my daughter classified as a bank
If she had the liquidable funds she would not need financial help. :)
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09/27/2008 01:51 PM
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Re: How can I get my daughter classified as a bank
Hey, don't worry about finances - if she's attractive, some old fool might make her a VP candidate one day; no money worries then! :D
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Re: How can I get my daughter classified as a bank
If she had the liquidable funds she would not need financial help. :)
 Quoting: Sombra

Yeah...those pesky funds always get in the way.
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Re: How can I get my daughter classified as a bank
You might want to have her classified as a credit-union.
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Re: How can I get my daughter classified as a bank
allow deposits by illegal aliens ??
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Re: How can I get my daughter classified as a bank
If she had the liquidable funds she would not need financial help. :)
 Quoting: Sombra


Well, if she looks as hot as you, I'd consider making a number of "deposits" followed by some immediate "withdrawals" and then deposit and then withdrawal...





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