How can I get my daughter classified as a bank

First you have to have prove you have a few million in liquidable funds and other people with verifiable funds to back you up.
Then you do all the applications with the State and Federal banking commissons.
Then you home free.

If she had the liquidable funds she would not need financial help. :)

Hey, don't worry about finances - if she's attractive, some old fool might make her a VP candidate one day; no money worries then! :D

Yeah...those pesky funds always get in the way.

You might want to have her classified as a credit-union.

allow deposits by illegal aliens ??

Well, if she looks as hot as you, I'd consider making a number of "deposits" followed by some immediate "withdrawals" and then deposit and then withdrawal...