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Freethinker User ID: 475532 ![]() 10/01/2008 12:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Our country hasn't had free markets or personal responsibility for so long, the entire thing is about to collapse. you can't marry socialism and capitalism, you get the worst of both and the benefit of neither. Just my .02 all authority is given to me |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4776 ![]() 10/01/2008 12:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Birk Economic Recovery Plan Hi Pals, I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend. To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage – housing cr isis solved. Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads Put away money for college – it’ll be there Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs. Buy a new car – create jobs Invest in the market – capital drives growth Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces. If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President. If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+! As for AIG – liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American General go back to being American General. Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up. Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t. Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.” But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party! How do you spell Economic Boom? I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC. And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam. Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest. Kindest personal regards, Birk T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic &nb sp; PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it’s either good for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!! Have a great day. |
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JohnnyCarcinogen User ID: 486907 ![]() 10/01/2008 12:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Birk Economic Recovery Plan Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4776Hi Pals, I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend. To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage – housing cr isis solved. Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads Put away money for college – it’ll be there Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs. Buy a new car – create jobs Invest in the market – capital drives growth Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces. If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President. If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+! As for AIG – liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American General go back to being American General. Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up. Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t. Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.” But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party! How do you spell Economic Boom? I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC. And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam. Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest. Kindest personal regards, Birk T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic &nb sp; PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it’s either good for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!! Have a great day. Stop posting this bullshit! None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |
ac User ID: 320717 ![]() 10/01/2008 12:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is absolutely the worst idea I have ever heard. Why not just move to a socialist nation where all of this is already in place? If you don't believe in free markets and personal responsibility, you shouldn't be an American. Quoting: FreethinkerOur country hasn't had free markets or personal responsibility for so long, the entire thing is about to collapse. you can't marry socialism and capitalism, you get the worst of both and the benefit of neither. Just my .02 Free market encourages the lowest common denominator,the greedy, so you get poisons in food, animal cruelty, worker exploitation, discrimination, environmental pollution, monopolies, etc. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 251874 ![]() 10/01/2008 12:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a fabulous thread! You can't tout "free markets" and then ask the government to bail out the markets! You can't have it both ways capitalists! If we bail out the top capitalists that's NOT socialism? Then what is it? I call it COMMUNISM, OLD STYLE! |
Freethinker User ID: 475532 ![]() 10/01/2008 02:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is absolutely the worst idea I have ever heard. Why not just move to a socialist nation where all of this is already in place? If you don't believe in free markets and personal responsibility, you shouldn't be an American. Quoting: ac 320717Our country hasn't had free markets or personal responsibility for so long, the entire thing is about to collapse. you can't marry socialism and capitalism, you get the worst of both and the benefit of neither. Just my .02 Free market encourages the lowest common denominator,the greedy, so you get poisons in food, animal cruelty, worker exploitation, discrimination, environmental pollution, monopolies, etc. Like in Communist China? all authority is given to me |
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