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I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question

 
Anonymous Coward
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I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Hope I can answer, paint fumes gettin to my brains!
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10/14/2008 12:28 AM
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
What color are they before you paint them black?
LouisWinthorpeIII

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10/14/2008 12:29 AM
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Have you ever saluted one by mistake?
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
What color are they before you paint them black?
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Have you ever saluted one by mistake?
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sometimes i do the 1 legged salute, but thats just because of the vibrations they give off
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
What's the exact width of the Wakhan Corridor?
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
why black? What's the significance?
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10/14/2008 12:31 AM
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Are you afraid of being replaced by machinery?
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
What's the exact width of the Wakhan Corridor?
 Quoting: x 524595


well you would have to give me a location within the corridor for that answer, or ask for an average width, with a beginning and end point. I can tell you minimum width: ~10 miles.
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
why black? What's the significance?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 509588


to give you guys something to talk about! black is also less reflective eh. also makes them look skinnier. everything looks good in black.
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Are you afraid of being replaced by machinery?
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who says im not a machine?
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

in some places less than 10 miles wide


Yes, I had to Wikipedia it, too.
malu

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10/14/2008 12:38 AM
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Are you afraid of being replaced by machinery?


who says im not a machine?
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well i guess there are machines that give a one legged salute, but i don't think they are used to paint helicopters
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
What's your favourite type of helicopter (apart from the black variety)?
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

in some places less than 10 miles wide


Yes, I had to Wikipedia it, too.
 Quoting: x 524595


hey im a aerosol huffin helicopter painter, not a mapmatician.
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
What's your favourite type of helicopter (apart from the black variety)?
 Quoting: x 524595

the ones i havent yet painted.
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
hey im a aerosol huffin helicopter painter, not a mapmatician.

cheers

OK, I'll let you off.
malu

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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Black Helicopters have a complex reproductive cycle with different phases. They start out as seed crystals that are injected into a biological host organism -- typically cattle but occasionally humans -- by either human technicians or other Black Helicopters. It has also been theorized that seed crystals have been sprayed from military and possibly civil aircraft in the form of so-called "chemtrails", which then enter the body of a host via the food and/or water supply or direct dermal contact. The inoculated seed crystal uses nanobiotechnology -- which incorporates nano-scale self-manufacturing robotics with biological control systems created using genetic engineering -- to grow with material synthesized from the host's organs. After being injected into the head of a cattle, typically the seed crystal enters the blood stream where it travels to the intestines, along the way gathering various needed compounds from different systems. Once there, it quickly develops into a Microscopic Black Helicopter


i guess they aren't painted then, and i trusted you

*sobbing*
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Black Helicopters have a complex reproductive cycle with different phases. They start out as seed crystals that are injected into a biological host organism -- typically cattle but occasionally humans -- by either human technicians or other Black Helicopters. It has also been theorized that seed crystals have been sprayed from military and possibly civil aircraft in the form of so-called "chemtrails", which then enter the body of a host via the food and/or water supply or direct dermal contact. The inoculated seed crystal uses nanobiotechnology -- which incorporates nano-scale self-manufacturing robotics with biological control systems created using genetic engineering -- to grow with material synthesized from the host's organs. After being injected into the head of a cattle, typically the seed crystal enters the blood stream where it travels to the intestines, along the way gathering various needed compounds from different systems. Once there, it quickly develops into a Microscopic Black Helicopter


i guess they aren't painted then, and i trusted you

*sobbing*
 Quoting: malu


those are just souped up mosquitos. the real shit is life sized.
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
do you finger paint them?
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10/14/2008 10:27 AM
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
No you don't. They aren't black and I know it.
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
What color black do you prefer to use?
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Oil or Latex?
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Do you use Sherwin Williams "Top Secret" black or Baer " Deep Black" .......maybe Marth Stewart " Silitary Confinement" black?
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Do you use Sherwin Williams "Top Secret" black or Baer " Deep Black" .......maybe Marth Stewart " Solitary Confinement" black?
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Why do the balck helicopters follow me where ever I go?

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Are you afraid of being replaced by machinery?


who says im not a machine?



well i guess there are machines that give a one legged salute, but i don't think they are used to paint helicopters
 Quoting: malu


Yeah, but I think that this one has got a personality chip.
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
What color black do you prefer to use?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 478838


matte baby.. its so matte that it makes regular matte look glossy
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Oil or Latex?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16195


your primitive paints tickle my lameness bone
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
can you paint my car?
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Re: I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question
Why do the balck helicopters follow me where ever I go?

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 525875


I find it sad that you call your fat goth girlfriend a black helicopter. I doubt she could get far off the ground.