I paint helicopters black.. ask me a question

What color are they before you paint them black?

Have you ever saluted one by mistake?

invisible

sometimes i do the 1 legged salute, but thats just because of the vibrations they give off

What's the exact width of the Wakhan Corridor?

why black? What's the significance?

Are you afraid of being replaced by machinery?

well you would have to give me a location within the corridor for that answer, or ask for an average width, with a beginning and end point. I can tell you minimum width: ~10 miles.

to give you guys something to talk about! black is also less reflective eh. also makes them look skinnier. everything looks good in black.

who says im not a machine?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

in some places less than 10 miles wide


Yes, I had to Wikipedia it, too.

well i guess there are machines that give a one legged salute, but i don't think they are used to paint helicopters

What's your favourite type of helicopter (apart from the black variety)?

hey im a aerosol huffin helicopter painter, not a mapmatician.

the ones i havent yet painted.

hey im a aerosol huffin helicopter painter, not a mapmatician.



OK, I'll let you off.

Black Helicopters have a complex reproductive cycle with different phases. They start out as seed crystals that are injected into a biological host organism -- typically cattle but occasionally humans -- by either human technicians or other Black Helicopters. It has also been theorized that seed crystals have been sprayed from military and possibly civil aircraft in the form of so-called "chemtrails", which then enter the body of a host via the food and/or water supply or direct dermal contact. The inoculated seed crystal uses nanobiotechnology -- which incorporates nano-scale self-manufacturing robotics with biological control systems created using genetic engineering -- to grow with material synthesized from the host's organs. After being injected into the head of a cattle, typically the seed crystal enters the blood stream where it travels to the intestines, along the way gathering various needed compounds from different systems. Once there, it quickly develops into a Microscopic Black Helicopter


i guess they aren't painted then, and i trusted you

*sobbing*

those are just souped up mosquitos. the real shit is life sized.

do you finger paint them?

No you don't. They aren't black and I know it.

What color black do you prefer to use?

Oil or Latex?

Do you use Sherwin Williams "Top Secret" black or Baer " Deep Black" .......maybe Marth Stewart " Silitary Confinement" black?

Why do the balck helicopters follow me where ever I go?

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Yeah, but I think that this one has got a personality chip.

matte baby.. its so matte that it makes regular matte look glossy

your primitive paints tickle my lameness bone

can you paint my car?

I find it sad that you call your fat goth girlfriend a black helicopter. I doubt she could get far off the ground.