World to end May 21, 2011 so he says......

IS MAY 22, IN CHINA AND THANKS GOD THEY STILL THERE!!!!

No one was saved in China because they're all a bunch of godless commys!

Breaking News: Apparently Harold Camping has NOT ascended. Jon Stewart is reporting Chatroulette sightings of Hal in "Rapture".

Genesis - Jesus He Knows Me!!!

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EPIC FAIL. The guy's a crook.

when you guys gonna face!! THIS IS BULLSHITT!!!MERDA PORTUGUES!

THE BIGGEST LIE "THE RAPTURE"
how they bible got lost in translation, for the benefit of some!!


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WHen will people learn... the 7 seals are inside you..

The rapture happens to each and everyone of us.

It's personal not global

when will people learn the bible was written by a man, it's nothing more than a fairytale.

We should spend each awakening day for Yahuah to come for those who love Him. If anything happens this afternoon or evening, glory to Elohim.......if it does not come to pass, life will go on in the land of oz, and all glory to Him either way!

This kinda event, whether it comes or not, should wake us all up to the reality that we do not have full control of our lives. That everything that we can see with our eyes is so small in comparison to what really is. That all of creation can attest to the fact that there is a creator, an that everything He made was good. We can measure light, but not darkness....this in itself, gives us a glimpse of trying to live a life without Him. His Word says we can choose life or death.

Because we know not the time nor the hour,and time can be so short, we should be spending our time forgiving and loving one another, and making peace with hose who we have hurt. Putting aside all our evils ways, and always asking our creator for forgiveness!

Our country is in so much trouble right now, many of us know not what to do. But there is always hope for us, if we would only be willing to turn, repent from our evil ways, and the creator would listen and restore this land.

<SIGH> The irony of it all.

There are people who have told me that I am a nice person. However, I am not the gullible sort as depicted above in my effort at satire.

What this proves however is that there is no end to the gullibility factor on this planet.

The good news here though is that we may have discovered the solution for the world's economic problems..

All those who are unemployed, penniless, homeless or in danger of losing their homes due to unbridled greed on the part of the globalist bankers can simply become self-styled preachers. Then they can all predict the Rapture to occur on different days, sell books, take donations on newly created websites and so on.

Then with just a little luck, if all of these newfound wealthy Rapture-mongers can be persuaded to leave their greed at the door, they can donate some of their winnings to those of their former lot who are too illiterate to write books and create websites.

Then the world's economic problems will be solved, pronto. Meanwhile, everyone else will be so gullible and so.. ahem.. intellectually challenged.. that they will fail to see what is happening and be kept occupied by believing that one day after the other, after the other and after another will be THE DAY when the end will come.

And everyone will live happily ever after!

yes, this !

Idiot...

did this guy think to decipher matthew 24:36? hes an idiot

YOU KNOW THEY CALL US FAGS DRAMA QUEENS

WELL I SAY THERE ARE SO MANY RELIGIOUS FREAKS THAT ARE HIGH DRAMA QUEENS !!!

JUST LOOK AT THIS THREAD

YOU PEOPLE CRACK ME UP

Randy Savage bodyslammed Jesus. That's why the Rapture has been postponed.

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If I fart at 6PM it's over folks

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lol

I really want to hear from these rapturetards now

I just want to know exactly how he thinks he knows the exact time of this "end of the world".

God: "Yo, hey Harold Camping..."

Harold Camping: "Yo, wut up my biznatch"

God: "Yea hey, the world gonna end in a few days. Write this down."

Harold Camping: "Fo sho, ready to copy."

God: "5 7 10"

Harold Camping: "huh uh, got it...whats the mathmatical equation?"

God: "times 2"

Harold Camping: "no wayyyy...you gonna rapture all them mu-fckas on 21 may 2011?"

God: "Yea Man. tell them i only got room for 2%, everyone else gonna have to hold out on earthquakes."

Harold Camping: "exactly 2%?"

God: "yea...it was like 2.9%, but i said screw it and rounded down."

Harold Camping: "aight coo. what else?"

God: "nothin else, God out."

Harold Camping: "wait...God? Yo God!"

***crickets***

Harold Camping: "wait God!! I wanted to know if I'm in that 2%!!!....mu-fcka...Oooo south parks on!"


True Story...

I told you to skip the beans damnit...

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Well then can we get drunk?

LOL..but seriously rip randy savage

I'm standing NAKED at major intersection right now waiting to be raptured. I hope it happens before I get arrested!

lol wow I will be avoiding that intersection

"It's God who leads you, not Harold Camping."