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Dear Red States

 
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Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals than we lefties.

Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,
Blue States
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10/24/2008 12:33 PM
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PEACE OUT!!!!!
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Congrats, you are a brainwashed sheep.
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Best of luck to you.
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10/24/2008 12:35 PM
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Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals than we lefties.

Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,
Blue States
 Quoting: Blue States 476078

Well since we get Texas & Oklahoma good luck with staying warm this winter
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Man.
I guess things are too politically charged to have any fun anymore.
I would think a Dear Blue States letter would be a hoot as well.
If anyone finds, one, pass it along!
Everyone take a deep breath. We are screwed anyway you slice it.
So get over it as soon as you can.
Cheers!
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OUCH!
i live in CO
ROFL!

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OP wait about a week and 1/2. We are going to paint Virginia Blue!
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Good I live in Fredericksburg!
If we don't help each other who will

Dream the Good Dream,

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But its the Red states that have done so much more than the blue to keep America in America's hands. the Blue states think nothing of selling out to highest bidder where ever that bidder may be at any cost.
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Well since we get Texas & Oklahoma good luck with staying warm this winter
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as well, tell us how that bicycle and walking is workin out, as we also have Louisiana and all the refineries...
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Dear Red States:

... blah blah blah

Peace out,
Blue States
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Dear Blue Places,.

We've decided to kick you out. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking all Red Places with us..

The Blue Places include Southern California, the gay region surrounding San Fransisco, Hawaii, Western Oregon , Washington , Northern Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation.

To sum up briefly: we get Texas , Oklahoma and all the other Energy producing States, and States with Gold, Uranium, Iron, Copper, Silver, Granite, Coal, and Limestone. You get some trees, and a volcano or two.

You get the Statue of Liberty. We get the Alamo. You get Intel, Apple and Microsoft. We get AMD, Dell, and IBM. You get Harvard, Standford, and Brown. We get Rice, SMU, Texas A&M, Duke, Notre Dame, Purdue, UNC, Wake Forest, BYU, Baylor, Boise State, Oklahoma, and Texas.

We get 90% of America 's refining capacity, 90% of her chicken, pork, and beef, 90% of her grain farmlands, milk and egg production, and a healthy dose of entrepreneurs. You get Brooklyn. You get two-thirds of the tax revenue (because y'all have the most population); we get a Tax Rebate because we intend to make y'all pay 90% more for gas and heating oil. If y'all want cheaper oil y'all will have to drill on your own. We're joining OPEC.

Please also be aware that the Red Places will have every major military installation of the former United States within our territory. All armored and infantry divisions, all combat fighter wings, all strategic bomber forces, all strategic missile forces, and three major naval ports, including both the pacific and atlantic fleets. We will be sending all 5 of your citizens now deployed to Iraq back to their homes effectively immediately. The two Californians, the guy from Queens, the guy from Oregon, and the girl from Westchester can be expected home next week. We will replace these kitchen staff with some recruits from the Yukon, the newest member of our confederation. If you need people to fight for you, ask your gang members in east LA, New York, Chicago, Atlanta, New Jersey, or any one of the urban ghettos which you breed so many violent people. .Don't worry about the Navy most of the people onboard the ships are from Red States and will be moved to one of our bases.

You get Hollywood. Yay! You get the Yankees and the Red Sox. Yay! We get the Cowboys, Green Bay Packers, Broncos, and the Titans.

You get Sunset Blvd. Yay! We get the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, Devil's Mountain, Black Butte Ranch, the Rockies, the Klondikes, and the vast Alaskan wilderness.

By the way, we're taking all of the good tobacco, Beer, and whiskey.

Only Blue State wimps serve wine and cheese.

Oh and we are loaded for bear. We own 90% of all private firearms. You mess with one of us you mess with all of us and we'll nuke you sorry sons of bitches back to the stoneage.

Comprende Kimosabe?

Rock On,
Red Places
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Dear Red States:

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Peace out,
Blue States



Dear Blue Places,.

We've decided to kick you out. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking all Red Places with us..

The Blue Places include Southern California, the gay region surrounding San Fransisco, Hawaii, Western Oregon , Washington , Northern Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation.

To sum up briefly: we get Texas , Oklahoma and all the other Energy producing States, and States with Gold, Uranium, Iron, Copper, Silver, Granite, Coal, and Limestone. You get some trees, and a volcano or two.

You get the Statue of Liberty. We get the Alamo. You get Intel, Apple and Microsoft. We get AMD, Dell, and IBM. You get Harvard, Standford, and Brown. We get Rice, SMU, Texas A&M, Duke, Notre Dame, Purdue, UNC, Wake Forest, BYU, Baylor, Boise State, Oklahoma, and Texas.

We get 90% of America 's refining capacity, 90% of her chicken, pork, and beef, 90% of her grain farmlands, milk and egg production, and a healthy dose of entrepreneurs. You get Brooklyn. You get two-thirds of the tax revenue (because y'all have the most population); we get a Tax Rebate because we intend to make y'all pay 90% more for gas and heating oil. If y'all want cheaper oil y'all will have to drill on your own. We're joining OPEC.

Please also be aware that the Red Places will have every major military installation of the former United States within our territory. All armored and infantry divisions, all combat fighter wings, all strategic bomber forces, all strategic missile forces, and three major naval ports, including both the pacific and atlantic fleets. We will be sending all 5 of your citizens now deployed to Iraq back to their homes effectively immediately. The two Californians, the guy from Queens, the guy from Oregon, and the girl from Westchester can be expected home next week. We will replace these kitchen staff with some recruits from the Yukon, the newest member of our confederation. If you need people to fight for you, ask your gang members in east LA, New York, Chicago, Atlanta, New Jersey, or any one of the urban ghettos which you breed so many violent people. .Don't worry about the Navy most of the people onboard the ships are from Red States and will be moved to one of our bases.

You get Hollywood. Yay! You get the Yankees and the Red Sox. Yay! We get the Cowboys, Green Bay Packers, Broncos, and the Titans.

You get Sunset Blvd. Yay! We get the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, Devil's Mountain, Black Butte Ranch, the Rockies, the Klondikes, and the vast Alaskan wilderness.

By the way, we're taking all of the good tobacco, Beer, and whiskey.

Only Blue State wimps serve wine and cheese.

Oh and we are loaded for bear. We own 90% of all private firearms. You mess with one of us you mess with all of us and we'll nuke you sorry sons of bitches back to the stoneage.

Comprende Kimosabe?

Rock On,
Red Places
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 520681

I'll take the Red Sox of and by the by - you people tried that already, how'd it work out for you?
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Dear Red States:

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Peace out,
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Dear Blue Places,.

We've decided to kick you out. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking all Red Places with us..

The Blue Places include Southern California, the gay region surrounding San Fransisco, Hawaii, Western Oregon , Washington , Northern Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation.

To sum up briefly: we get Texas , Oklahoma and all the other Energy producing States, and States with Gold, Uranium, Iron, Copper, Silver, Granite, Coal, and Limestone. You get some trees, and a volcano or two.

You get the Statue of Liberty. We get the Alamo. You get Intel, Apple and Microsoft. We get AMD, Dell, and IBM. You get Harvard, Standford, and Brown. We get Rice, SMU, Texas A&M, Duke, Notre Dame, Purdue, UNC, Wake Forest, BYU, Baylor, Boise State, Oklahoma, and Texas.

We get 90% of America 's refining capacity, 90% of her chicken, pork, and beef, 90% of her grain farmlands, milk and egg production, and a healthy dose of entrepreneurs. You get Brooklyn. You get two-thirds of the tax revenue (because y'all have the most population); we get a Tax Rebate because we intend to make y'all pay 90% more for gas and heating oil. If y'all want cheaper oil y'all will have to drill on your own. We're joining OPEC.

Please also be aware that the Red Places will have every major military installation of the former United States within our territory. All armored and infantry divisions, all combat fighter wings, all strategic bomber forces, all strategic missile forces, and three major naval ports, including both the pacific and atlantic fleets. We will be sending all 5 of your citizens now deployed to Iraq back to their homes effectively immediately. The two Californians, the guy from Queens, the guy from Oregon, and the girl from Westchester can be expected home next week. We will replace these kitchen staff with some recruits from the Yukon, the newest member of our confederation. If you need people to fight for you, ask your gang members in east LA, New York, Chicago, Atlanta, New Jersey, or any one of the urban ghettos which you breed so many violent people. .Don't worry about the Navy most of the people onboard the ships are from Red States and will be moved to one of our bases.

You get Hollywood. Yay! You get the Yankees and the Red Sox. Yay! We get the Cowboys, Green Bay Packers, Broncos, and the Titans.

You get Sunset Blvd. Yay! We get the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, Devil's Mountain, Black Butte Ranch, the Rockies, the Klondikes, and the vast Alaskan wilderness.

By the way, we're taking all of the good tobacco, Beer, and whiskey.

Only Blue State wimps serve wine and cheese.

Oh and we are loaded for bear. We own 90% of all private firearms. You mess with one of us you mess with all of us and we'll nuke you sorry sons of bitches back to the stoneage.

Comprende Kimosabe?

Rock On,
Red Places
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

VERY NICELY DONE!!
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Dear Red States:

... blah blah blah

Peace out,
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Dear Blue Places,.

We've decided to kick you out. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking all Red Places with us..

The Blue Places include Southern California, the gay region surrounding San Fransisco, Hawaii, Western Oregon , Washington , Northern Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation.

To sum up briefly: we get Texas , Oklahoma and all the other Energy producing States, and States with Gold, Uranium, Iron, Copper, Silver, Granite, Coal, and Limestone. You get some trees, and a volcano or two.

You get the Statue of Liberty. We get the Alamo. You get Intel, Apple and Microsoft. We get AMD, Dell, and IBM. You get Harvard, Standford, and Brown. We get Rice, SMU, Texas A&M, Duke, Notre Dame, Purdue, UNC, Wake Forest, BYU, Baylor, Boise State, Oklahoma, and Texas.

We get 90% of America 's refining capacity, 90% of her chicken, pork, and beef, 90% of her grain farmlands, milk and egg production, and a healthy dose of entrepreneurs. You get Brooklyn. You get two-thirds of the tax revenue (because y'all have the most population); we get a Tax Rebate because we intend to make y'all pay 90% more for gas and heating oil. If y'all want cheaper oil y'all will have to drill on your own. We're joining OPEC.

Please also be aware that the Red Places will have every major military installation of the former United States within our territory. All armored and infantry divisions, all combat fighter wings, all strategic bomber forces, all strategic missile forces, and three major naval ports, including both the pacific and atlantic fleets. We will be sending all 5 of your citizens now deployed to Iraq back to their homes effectively immediately. The two Californians, the guy from Queens, the guy from Oregon, and the girl from Westchester can be expected home next week. We will replace these kitchen staff with some recruits from the Yukon, the newest member of our confederation. If you need people to fight for you, ask your gang members in east LA, New York, Chicago, Atlanta, New Jersey, or any one of the urban ghettos which you breed so many violent people. .Don't worry about the Navy most of the people onboard the ships are from Red States and will be moved to one of our bases.

You get Hollywood. Yay! You get the Yankees and the Red Sox. Yay! We get the Cowboys, Green Bay Packers, Broncos, and the Titans.

You get Sunset Blvd. Yay! We get the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, Devil's Mountain, Black Butte Ranch, the Rockies, the Klondikes, and the vast Alaskan wilderness.

By the way, we're taking all of the good tobacco, Beer, and whiskey.

Only Blue State wimps serve wine and cheese.

Oh and we are loaded for bear. We own 90% of all private firearms. You mess with one of us you mess with all of us and we'll nuke you sorry sons of bitches back to the stoneage.

Comprende Kimosabe?

Rock On,
Red Places

I'll take the Red Sox of and by the by - you people tried that already, how'd it work out for you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 487397



There's a LOT more red states now than there were confederate states then, and they have a LOT more capital and a MUCH stronger military.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

You'd be so sunk!!!!!
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TEXAS may be red, but AUSTIN is blue and that is where the law is made. LOL LOL LOL
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TEXAS may be red, but AUSTIN is blue and that is where the law is made. LOL LOL LOL
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Yeah, how's that working out for you?
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TEXAS may be red, but AUSTIN is blue and that is where the law is made. LOL LOL LOL


Yeah, how's that working out for you?
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Austin is run by a republican governor! hahahahahahahahaha
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Tiny blue dot in a sea of red.
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I've heard that TPTB have been using HAARP to suck out all the oxygen from the red states so they can turn people in to mindless zombies. It seems to be working.
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political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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TEXAS may be red, but AUSTIN is blue and that is where the law is made. LOL LOL LOL
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Uhmm... Austin is only Blue (Old Red) because of the Yankee's living there.

2 weeks after IH35 being blocked... they will all leave, and you'll need to put on a different colored shirt on Friday.
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Enjoy your starvation blue states
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I'll take Texas over anywhere.


Fuck all you yankees...
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What's the difference between a red state and a blue state?

Red republican, blue democrat, or is it the other way around?
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Good luck with that. BTW, You mislabled the "America" part, it should be called "ShittyPlacestoLive-istan"
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What's the difference between a red state and a blue state?

Red republican, blue democrat, or is it the other way around?
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What a bummer. I was waiting for the punchline. I'm guessing that the second sentence wasn't some obscure and private joke. Sarah doctor in the house?
Let the truth be your religion.
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Well since we get Texas & Oklahoma good luck with staying warm this winter



as well, tell us how that bicycle and walking is workin out, as we also have Louisiana and all the refineries...
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Hey Enigma...
I assume you mean oil and not salt or sugar... but, can you define "ALL" please... as memory serves, we have a couple here in the bay area of just oil (plus I know a few salt ones)... but, it seems nearly every state has refineries...
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Just CALIFORNIA ALONE could buy the rest of the U.S.

The 6th largest economy in the WORLD!

Did you get that?? THE WORLD!

'nuff said blue state tards.

have fun w/ your bibles, jebus, meth heads, and pedo priests.

lol
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Would you, pretty please?
Imagine how much less agony on both sides there would be. The coastal states could just join Canada and participate in their ready-made socialism.





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