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Austrians Find Spaceship Repair Manual

 
Maleeka Spriggs
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Austrians Find Spaceship Repair Manual
Austrian scientists claim to have found a UFO repair manual that will help them build a flying saucer and master intergalactic flight by 2012!

“Everything we need to build a starship is right here at our fingertips,” astrophysicist Peter Kramer told reporters at a news conference in Vienna.

“This manual contains all the blueprints and technical information we need to build and equip an extremely advanced starship of our own.

“The technology far surpasses anything ever before seen on Earth. But there isn’t a doubt in my mind that we can duplicate it. We’re already conducting tests and building components.

“I don’t think I’m being overly ambitious to predict that we’ll have a flying prototype no later than 2010.”

Kramer refused to say where the UFO manual was found and actually cut the news conference short when reporters pressed for copies. But a colleague, Dr. Hermann Kampfer, grudgingly confirmed that it was recovered from the wreckage of a starship that crashed in the Austrian Alps earlier this year.

The 850-page manual is intact, he added, and written in a mathematical language that just about any scientist can understand.

A single page of the manual that was obtained from an unidentified source clearly shows the starship’s advanced design.

In spite of that, American space authorities remain sharply divided in their opinions of what the Austrians might be able to do with the manual.

While some say that it would be virtually impossible to build a starship with materials and technologies currently available to the Austrians, others are convinced that it can be done.

In fact, one senior NASA official warned that the Austrians might use a UFO as a military weapon in a bid to take over the world.

“I’m not saying that I distrust the Austrians, but if they pull this thing off and actually build a starship, God help us all,” he said. “Before you knew it, we’d all be wearing lederhosen and eating wiener schnitzel.”
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link?
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NEVERMIND

[link to www.weeklyworldnews.com]
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 499413


Yeah, Weekly World News is MY primary source, too !
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10/27/2008 03:39 PM
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**note to self.....change the title next time for prolonged doom
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10/27/2008 03:53 PM
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Re: Austrians Find Spaceship Repair Manual
They sure crash alot....
Are you sure you want to build one?
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10/27/2008 03:55 PM
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They sure crash alot....
Are you sure you want to build one?
 Quoting: RememberThis


LOL...
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10/27/2008 04:07 PM
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Re: Austrians Find Spaceship Repair Manual
Austrian scientists claim to have found a UFO repair manual that will help them build a flying saucer and master intergalactic flight by 2012!

“Everything we need to build a starship is right here at our fingertips,” astrophysicist Peter Kramer told reporters at a news conference in Vienna.

“This manual contains all the blueprints and technical information we need to build and equip an extremely advanced starship of our own.

“The technology far surpasses anything ever before seen on Earth. But there isn’t a doubt in my mind that we can duplicate it. We’re already conducting tests and building components.

“I don’t think I’m being overly ambitious to predict that we’ll have a flying prototype no later than 2010.”

Kramer refused to say where the UFO manual was found and actually cut the news conference short when reporters pressed for copies. But a colleague, Dr. Hermann Kampfer, grudgingly confirmed that it was recovered from the wreckage of a starship that crashed in the Austrian Alps earlier this year.

The 850-page manual is intact, he added, and written in a mathematical language that just about any scientist can understand.

A single page of the manual that was obtained from an unidentified source clearly shows the starship’s advanced design.

In spite of that, American space authorities remain sharply divided in their opinions of what the Austrians might be able to do with the manual.

While some say that it would be virtually impossible to build a starship with materials and technologies currently available to the Austrians, others are convinced that it can be done.

In fact, one senior NASA official warned that the Austrians might use a UFO as a military weapon in a bid to take over the world.

“I’m not saying that I distrust the Austrians, but if they pull this thing off and actually build a starship, God help us all,” he said. “Before you knew it, we’d all be wearing lederhosen and eating wiener schnitzel.”
 Quoting: Maleeka Spriggs 527655

Reverse engineer a Starship that CRASHES,
thats a good idea!!!



bump
luminatitis make us laugh
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hahaha!!!

PROBABLY some TAW-50 wich came back by ITSELF frm andromeda...
without the crew...


Or an ancient de-orbited ss 'GLOCK/HANEBU'...


güt!!!

And now ...A,E,I,O,U
?
oder?
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10/27/2008 04:41 PM
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They sure crash alot....
Are you sure you want to build one?


LOL...
 Quoting: TVZ 517486

Hmm.
Maybe they need to change to 30 weight.
BadMoonRising
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10/27/2008 04:43 PM
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I knew it was a wind-up.

Australians can't read...
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10/27/2008 04:47 PM
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i want to believe it, but i'm so fuckin sure. like we carry around assembly insutructions in our fighter jets written in mathematical code just in case it crashes too.

silly austrians.
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10/27/2008 04:48 PM
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I knew it was a wind-up.

Australians can't read...
 Quoting: BadMoonRising 373223


No Austrians not Australians DUH!
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crash
could be dui
could be alien teens out for a wild drive in pops car
could be the alien equivalent of Asian drivers
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Re: Austrians Find Spaceship Repair Manual
I knew it was a wind-up.

Australians can't read...
 Quoting: BadMoonRising 373223


God I'm such a fuck-wit!

Austrians can't read - neither can I it seems...
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10/27/2008 04:49 PM
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Re: Austrians Find Spaceship Repair Manual
it's austrian, europe

and since hitler we didn't have ufos

never heared of this one either

...?!?
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10/27/2008 04:51 PM
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foo [email protected]
they have ufos FOR SURE !!!
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10/27/2008 04:52 PM
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get this info as well:

Report from newspapers: Caves near the confluence of the Colorado and Little Colorado rivers in the Grand Canyon. Hopi legends say that their ancestors once lived underground with a friendly race of "ant people", but some of their kind turned to sorcery and made an alliance with lizard or serpent men known as the "two hearts", which dwelt in still deeper caverns below. The "flood" of evil and violence forced the peaceful Hopi's to the surface world. An explorer named G. E. Kincaid claimed to have found "one of" the ancient caves, in which were reportedly discovered Oriental, Egyptian & Central American type artifacts. Smithsonian archaeologists S. A. Jordan and associates also explored the man-made cavern with hundreds of rooms, enough to hold over 50 thousand people. The underground city is about 42 miles up river from El Tovar Crystal Canyon and Crystal Creek, and about 2000 feet above the river bed on the east wall.

and this:

Mike Childers, while hoboing across the Mojave Desert in California, spent what he thought was a night in the woods near Tehacippi. When he awoke and set off on his way, he discovered that the year was I934 and America had passed into the Great Depression. Childers made a small media splash as a modern Rip Van Winkle, but was never able to discover what happened to the fifteen years he'd lost. It wasn't until 1990 that the decrepit Childers began to have nightmares that hinted at forgotten memories. Having seen Dr. Denton Schaeffer on a tabloid talk show about repressed memories, he mailed Schaeffer a description of his experience and dreams (along with his collection of journal articles and news clippings about him from the mid-1930s). Schaeffer interviewed and hypnotized Childers on thirty occasions before Childers' death in 1995 and was able to uncover a vivid tapestry of dark and horrifying memories in which Childers was taken beneath the ground by chattering alien creatures who surgically removed his brain and transported it to alien realms. The most disturbing part of this case is the medical evidence that Childers was subjected to extensive and inexplicable cranial surgery sometime during the 1920s.


and:

(NOW WE SEE WHERE THEY GOT THEIR TECH POWER FROM,these ILLUMINATI...
read this (frm researcher_DMG)):

1770

In Staffordshire, England, a laborer moved a large flat stone he encountered in a field while digging a trench, beneath which he discovered a descending stone staircase which he followed deep into the earth, finding that the staircase switch-backed now and then until he emerged into a large underground chamber several hundred feel below that was filled with strange objects and large machines and illuminated by a strange ever-luminous sphere which revealed a man on a throne like chair, dressed in a hooded robe. The man in the chair saw the intruder and stood up with a baton like object in his hand as he went over to the luminous sphere and smashed it, plunging the cavern into darkness, as the laborer stumbled back up to the surface in surprise and terror. The story spread that one of the secret chambers where the Rosicrucians hoarded their scientific secrets had been discovered, i.e. the "Rosicrucius Sepulchre".

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*1776

Adam Weishaupt, a professor of canon law at the University of Ingolstadt in Bavaria, started the "Order of the Illuminati" on May 1, 1776, originally calling it the "Order of Perfectibilists". Weishaupt (born a Jew and "converted" to Roman Catholicism) was a former Jesuit priest (the Jewish military arm of the Catholic Church) who broke with that Order to form his own organization. His plan was to use the Grand Orient Lodges of Europe as a filtering mechanism through which to screen out talent and build a hierarchy of inner circles. Like the Mafia of today, only the inner circle could be trusted with the true purpose of the Order.
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They sure crash alot....
Are you sure you want to build one?
 Quoting: RememberThis


pilot abomb
CERTAIN & SURE of it !
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((dmg) BINGO! German 1934 hanibu tests...)


6.
Location. Tromso Norway
Date: January 23 1934
Time: unknown
The captain and crew of the freighter “Tordenskiold” observed a
large gray colored object resembling an aeroplane maneuvering low
over the area. It projected a blinding beam of light towards the
freighter. A man wearing an “anorak” and goggles was seen in the
cabin of the object.

HC addition # 1755
Source: Peter Rogerson, Mufob Vol. 6 # 1
Type: A





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