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World's Fattest Man Consumates His Marraige with Aide of "Sex Ramp"

 
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World's Fattest Man Consumates His Marraige with Aide of "Sex Ramp"
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THE world’s fattest man has finally managed to consummate his marriage after friends built him a “sex ramp”.

Tubby Manuel Uribe, 43, slimmed down to 47st for his wedding to Claudia Solis, 38, two weeks ago.

He was carted to the ceremony on a flatbed truck but was unable to have his wedding night fun.

So pals constructed a three-foot ramp, reinforced with concrete, allowing him to raise the lower half of his body.

This enabled his new bride to have greater access to his private parts.

And Manuel, who once tipped the scales at a colossal 87st, confirmed: “We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God.
“We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth.”


The idea for the ramp came from US company Liberator, which makes a variety of bouncy ramps so regular-sized couples can try new sex positions.

One friend in Monterrey, Mexico, said: “He and Claudia are very happy with the love ramp and, for the first time, being in bed has become fun for Manuel.”
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i don't know whether to1rof1 or yak or just shocked
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So pals constructed a three-foot ramp, reinforced with concrete, allowing him to raise the lower half of his body.

This enabled his new bride to have greater access to his private parts.

And Manuel, who once tipped the scales at a colossal 87st, confirmed: “We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God.
“We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth.”

 Quoting: Bless his wife! 440235


Was this information really necessary? Good lord...
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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11/21/2008 02:31 AM
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What's the point of marrying the world's fattest man if Claudia doesn't get to experience his weight on top of her.

Where's the bragging rights in that?
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11/21/2008 02:33 AM
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What's the point of marrying the world's fattest man if Claudia doesn't get to experience his weight on top of her.

Where's the bragging rights in that?
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shocked scared
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What's the point of marrying the world's fattest man if Claudia doesn't get to experience his weight on top of her.

Where's the bragging rights in that?
 Quoting: Isaac Brock died for us


Well if that happened, I imagine it would've been the first and last time they had sex!
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I hope he's well hung enough for his pecker to make it past all the blobs of blubber.
otherwise she'll have a hard time fishing !
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I think I'm going to be sick.
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What's the point of marrying the world's fattest man if Claudia doesn't get to experience his weight on top of her.

Where's the bragging rights in that?
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yeah, but she got in the news for having sex with him and surviving... if she had been underneath she would be in the news for being a dead person who had sex with him.

Can't wait for her lay-out in Mexican Playboy! CaRRRumba!
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So pals constructed a three-foot ramp, reinforced with concrete, allowing him to raise the lower half of his body.

This enabled his new bride to have greater access to his private parts.

And Manuel, who once tipped the scales at a colossal 87st, confirmed: “We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God.
“We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth.”



Was this information really necessary? Good lord...
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker

I agree that was too much information...ewwwwww
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tard If there was a puke smiley I would use it.
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blink

Wow.

Now I can never erase the images flashing through my brain....ever again!


Is it too early to drink!?
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yak yak yak yak yak gasp yak yak yak

there are so many things wrong with this story and the fact that it exists.
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Jesus, what must that smell like! It must be like, toe cheese to the 1000th power. Yuck.........
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Why did they find it necessary to share?
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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blink

Wow.

Now I can never erase the images flashing through my brain....ever again!


Is it too early to drink!?
 Quoting: Sireen-reborn


No, have one on me. dasbier

My question is: If he needs a ramp to lift his belly away from his penis then how did he clean himself before they built it?
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blink

Wow.

Now I can never erase the images flashing through my brain....ever again!


Is it too early to drink!?


No, have one on me. dasbier

My question is: If he needs a ramp to lift his belly away from his penis then how did he clean himself before they built it?
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

OMG i'm gonna puke now...
"Livin' The Dream..."

"Don't believe in anyone, 'cos they'll feel you so much more"

"So break me down if it makes you feel right~and hate me now if it keeps you alright~you can't break me down if it takes all your might~cause I'm so much more than meets the eye..."

"Some people would bitch if their ice cream was cold..."

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blink

Wow.

Now I can never erase the images flashing through my brain....ever again!


Is it too early to drink!?
 Quoting: Sireen-reborn


As cute as you are Sireen, it's going to be a while before I can flirt with you again. Hope you understand.

:) :hf:
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blink

Wow.

Now I can never erase the images flashing through my brain....ever again!


Is it too early to drink!?


No, have one on me. dasbier

My question is: If he needs a ramp to lift his belly away from his penis then how did he clean himself before they built it?
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT



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blink

Wow.

Now I can never erase the images flashing through my brain....ever again!


Is it too early to drink!?


No, have one on me. dasbier

My question is: If he needs a ramp to lift his belly away from his penis then how did he clean himself before they built it?
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT



OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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a neva had sex with that woman
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