The Flood of Noah Was Not Worldwide | |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 556722 United States 11/22/2008 11:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, are you willing to testify by penalty of judgment to call God a liar before all these witnesses on this forum. I so enjoy watching a man (or woman) place their foot in their mouth. Quoting: Wingedlion/Whiterider 555261As noted, a correct translation, interpretation, and understanding of the Biblical text does not support a worldwide flood at the time of Noah. The idea of a global flood is the result of inexact translations, and an ensuing misinterpretation and misunderstanding of the text. So I'm not calling 'God' a liar. I am exposing the truth of His Word, and the lie that is the misinterpretation of His Word. By posting this, I am testifying as to my view of the proper understanding of His Word. So yes, I testify. I testify that 'God's' Word is accurate. |
Charles Fort User ID: 548090 Canada 11/22/2008 11:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BIBLICAL NOAH; Gen.6:[15] And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits. [16] A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it. [17] And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die. [18] But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee. [19] And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female. SO THIS NOAH HAS TO BUILD HIS OWN BOAT WHO'S NEVER BUILT ONE BEFORE, HAS TO BUILD IT USING GOD'S BLUEPRINT WHICH HE PROBABLY NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE LET ALONE KNOW HOW TO READ IT, USING WHAT TOOLS IN THOSE DAYS "I DON'T KNOW," AND ALL BECAUSE THIS GOD HAS TO DESTROY ALL THE ANIMALS AND TREES FOR THE SINS OF MEN COMMIT ON A PATCH OF DIRT, DRENCH THE PLANET IN WATER 40 DAYS & NIGHTS, VEGETATION SURELY DIED FROM NO LIGHT, AND THE PLANET FROM NO AIR, THIS BIBLE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE, WHY PEOPLE BELIEVE IT IS BEYOND ME.[i/] ENOCHIAN NOAH; [1Enoch,66-1]In those days the word of God came to me, and said, Noah, behold, your lot has ascended up to me, a lot void of crime, a lot beloved and upright. [2]Now then shall the angels labour at the trees; (61) but when they proceed to this, I will put my hand upon it, and preserve it. [8]And in those days shall these waters be to kings, to princes, to the exalted, and to the inhabitants of the earth, for the healing of the soul and body, and for the judgment of the spirit. [14]And when the angels shall ascend, the water of the springs shall again undergo a change, and be frozen. NOW THIS IS MY KINDA GOD, NOTICE HE KILLS NO ANIMALS FOR THE SINS OF MEN, THE ANIMALS AS IN NATURE SENSE CATASTROPHES BEFORE HAND AND TOOK REFUGE, AND THIS GOD BEING KIND AND MOST OF ALL LOGICAL KNOWING THAT BUILDING SUCH A BOAT TO WEATHER THE TEMPEST WOULD REQUIRE SKILL AND HARD LABOR GOD LET'S THE ANGELS WHO ARE EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT AND STRONG BUILD IT, ALSO NOAH'S LOT WAS HIS WIFE AND CHILDRENS, COUSINS, UNCLES, NO TWO OF EACH ANIMALS STUPIDITY, THIS FLOOD WAS A GUIDE FLOOD THAT TARGETED SINNERS ONLY AND DONE FOR MERCY, A SORT OF EUTHANASIA, AS NOAH SET SAIL TO THE NEW WORLD. |
Charles Fort User ID: 548090 Canada 11/22/2008 11:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BIBLICAL NOAH; Quoting: Charles Fort 548090Gen.6:[15] And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits. [16] A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it. [17] And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die. [18] But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee. [19] And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female. SO THIS NOAH HAS TO BUILD HIS OWN BOAT WHO'S NEVER BUILT ONE BEFORE, HAS TO BUILD IT USING GOD'S BLUEPRINT WHICH HE PROBABLY NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE LET ALONE KNOW HOW TO READ IT, USING WHAT TOOLS IN THOSE DAYS "I DON'T KNOW," AND ALL BECAUSE THIS GOD HAS TO DESTROY ALL THE ANIMALS AND TREES FOR THE SINS OF MEN COMMIT ON A PATCH OF DIRT, DRENCH THE PLANET IN WATER 40 DAYS & NIGHTS, VEGETATION SURELY DIED FROM NO LIGHT, AND THE PLANET FROM NO AIR, THIS BIBLE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE, WHY PEOPLE BELIEVE IT IS BEYOND ME. ================================= ENOCHIAN NOAH; [1Enoch,66-1]In those days the word of God came to me, and said, Noah, behold, your lot has ascended up to me, a lot void of crime, a lot beloved and upright. [2]Now then shall the angels labour at the trees; (61) but when they proceed to this, I will put my hand upon it, and preserve it. [8]And in those days shall these waters be to kings, to princes, to the exalted, and to the inhabitants of the earth, for the healing of the soul and body, and for the judgment of the spirit. [14]And when the angels shall ascend, the water of the springs shall again undergo a change, and be frozen. NOW THIS IS MY KINDA GOD, NOTICE HE KILLS NO ANIMALS FOR THE SINS OF MEN, THE ANIMALS AS IN NATURE SENSE CATASTROPHES BEFORE HAND AND TOOK REFUGE, AND THIS GOD BEING KIND AND MOST OF ALL LOGICAL KNOWING THAT BUILDING SUCH A BOAT TO WEATHER THE TEMPEST WOULD REQUIRE SKILL AND HARD LABOR GOD LET'S THE ANGELS WHO ARE EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT AND STRONG BUILD IT, ALSO NOAH'S LOT WAS HIS WIFE AND CHILDRENS, COUSINS, UNCLES, NO TWO OF EACH ANIMALS STUPIDITY, THIS FLOOD WAS A GUIDE FLOOD THAT TARGETED SINNERS ONLY AND DONE FOR MERCY, A SORT OF EUTHANASIA, AS NOAH SET SAIL TO THE NEW WORLD. |
Wingedlion/Whiterider User ID: 555261 United States 11/22/2008 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, are you willing to testify by penalty of judgment to call God a liar before all these witnesses on this forum. I so enjoy watching a man (or woman) place their foot in their mouth. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 556722As noted, a correct translation, interpretation, and understanding of the Biblical text does not support a worldwide flood at the time of Noah. The idea of a global flood is the result of inexact translations, and an ensuing misinterpretation and misunderstanding of the text. So I'm not calling 'God' a liar. I am exposing the truth of His Word, and the lie that is the misinterpretation of His Word. By posting this, I am testifying as to my view of the proper understanding of His Word. So yes, I testify. I testify that 'God's' Word is accurate. Sorry pal but your talking to a trained Linguist, who was trained in Bible college to do translation work in foreign lands, and I am very familiar with textual criticism, of what "proper" translation do you presume? Remember, the flood occurred before Peleg that is when the continents started to drift apart...after the flood; so the entire landmass was intact at the time of the flood. |
Adamites and Preadamites User ID: 67363271 United States 08/04/2015 02:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, are you willing to testify by penalty of judgment to call God a liar before all these witnesses on this forum. I so enjoy watching a man (or woman) place their foot in their mouth. Quoting: Wingedlion/Whiterider 555261 :) That depends... do you think that Cain was literally driven from the face of the earth? And 2) how many people (other than Adam and Eve) were there living at the time, that Cain was worried about being killed by someone who found him... presumably on another planet? |
Daniel Jackson User ID: 65267488 United States 08/04/2015 03:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | According to the Sumerian Clay Tablets when Nibiru came too close part of the Ice Shelf from Antarctica broke off and created a huge Tsunami. And that was the source of the Flood. Enlil knew that it was going to happen, and he told the other Anunnaki to stay quite about it. Because he wanted all of the Nephilim wiped from the face of the Earth along with humanity. The Nephilim are hybrids between the Watchers and human females. When the Igigi rebelled from the Command of Enlil they took wives of the daughter of man to have children by, this was how they became known as the Fallen. But as the story goes, Enki came to his son Noah and gave him plans to build the ark so that he could save a remnant of Humanity from the Coming Deluge. |
darkwolf007 User ID: 69195067 United States 08/04/2015 03:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, are you willing to testify by penalty of judgment to call God a liar before all these witnesses on this forum. I so enjoy watching a man (or woman) place their foot in their mouth. Quoting: Wingedlion/Whiterider 555261As noted, a correct translation, interpretation, and understanding of the Biblical text does not support a worldwide flood at the time of Noah. The idea of a global flood is the result of inexact translations, and an ensuing misinterpretation and misunderstanding of the text. So I'm not calling 'God' a liar. I am exposing the truth of His Word, and the lie that is the misinterpretation of His Word. By posting this, I am testifying as to my view of the proper understanding of His Word. So yes, I testify. I testify that 'God's' Word is accurate. To be fair too, to Noah, it probably seemed like a planetary flood. A tall flood for probably months, or longer would indeed seem to be apocalyptic. Besides, it's not as if the Internet existed during Noah's time frame so he could Skype with others who possibly built Arks of their own. Noah's Ark was found quite some time ago. From what real scientists had been able to find out about it, it didn't have sails, nor a rudder apparently. So Noah's Ark was totally at the mercy of the flood waters. Conspiracy Theorist is nothing more than a derogatory title used to dismiss a critical thinker. A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, 'You are mad; you are not like us." -- St. Anthony The Great Social Credit Loser here. |