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A joke for high IQs

 
idol_harobed
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A joke for high IQs
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
I am what I read.
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11/26/2008 05:39 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
chuckle

Where ya been Idol?
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Re: A joke for high IQs
They all could drink forever.
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Re: A joke for high IQs
laugh
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Re: A joke for high IQs
I don't get it.
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Re: A joke for high IQs
laugh
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Re: A joke for high IQs
I don't get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 479245


another do
I WILL NOT let consequences dictate my course of action!

A.K.A - Aresh, Awakened Me, An Ominous Coward (Howard), The Goddess Pandora, Aumon Haht Fith Ashai, Within The Flower and a few others...
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In all things, i am flowing back thru and in and out, within and without and beyond them.

This is the Cosm. This is both I and You.

I am the Truth, and I am the Lie - I am the very spark of the Divine!


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as soon as you even go near these things your ego knows what it is.. its all like "what ya gonna do with that?" "Hope you not gonna take it" "cause i will throw myself down on the floor and scratch, claw and bite and tantrum" - Kyuubi


"the gift of love makes much more sense than frankincense gold and myrhh" - Only Me
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Re: A joke for high IQs
I don't get it.
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damned
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Re: A joke for high IQs
dumb
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Re: A joke for high IQs
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
 Quoting: idol_harobed

What if they just order seltzer water???
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Re: A joke for high IQs
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
 Quoting: idol_harobed

I don't get it?
















lol
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They all could drink forever.
 Quoting: SubarcticBeef

Hey Mr. Beef, I'm still waiting for my apology. :)
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They all could drink forever.

Hey Mr. Beef, I'm still waiting for my apology. :)
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Thread: Monday Night Football.
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Re: A joke for high IQs
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

I don't get it?
















lol
 Quoting: mathetes


The 1st beer is already given out to the first guy.

The 2nd beer can be split in half for ever.
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Bartender Failure

lol
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They all could drink forever.

Hey Mr. Beef, I'm still waiting for my apology. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 479245

For what infraction would I be apologizing for?
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Re: A joke for high IQs
LOLZ
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Re: A joke for high IQs
They all could drink forever.

Hey Mr. Beef, I'm still waiting for my apology. :)

For what infraction would I be apologizing for?
 Quoting: SubarcticBeef

Thread: Monday Night Football.
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Re: A joke for high IQs
My IQ is too low to get this.
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Re: A joke for high IQs
fuck off and die you dumb cunt

Come on! You guys always complain geeks don't have sense of humour.
 Quoting: idol_harobed

You are the hottest geek I have ever seen.
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Re: A joke for high IQs
I guess I'm dumb...

My IQ is around 130, which puts me in the upper normal range, yet this joke goes far far over my head.

Hmmm....

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Zeno of Elea cheer
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Re: A joke for high IQs
Idol thinks high IQ's make one intelligent. LOL

Carry on with those injections Idol.
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Re: A joke for high IQs
They all could drink forever.

Hey Mr. Beef, I'm still waiting for my apology. :)

For what infraction would I be apologizing for?

Thread: Monday Night Football.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 479245

I'll be eating lots of turkey tomorrow, but I'm having crow for supper tonight. Can I use gravy, or do you want me to choke it down dry?
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Re: A joke for high IQs
They all could drink forever.

Hey Mr. Beef, I'm still waiting for my apology. :)

For what infraction would I be apologizing for?

Thread: Monday Night Football.

I'll be eating lots of turkey tomorrow, but I'm having crow for supper tonight. Can I use gravy, or do you want me to choke it down dry?
 Quoting: SubarcticBeef

Gravy, no worries. :)
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Re: A joke for high IQs
I guess I'm dumb...

My IQ is around 130, which puts me in the upper normal range, yet this joke goes far far over my head.

Hmmm....

iamwith
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Re: A joke for high IQs
fuck off and die you dumb cunt

Come on! You guys always complain geeks don't have sense of humour.
 Quoting: idol_harobed



And....you just proved it! LOL!


hf
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Re: A joke for high IQs
OK, like... OK. So, like, is the joke part because they're mathematicians or because the bartender figured it out?

Oooo! Oooo! Oooo! Maybe because mathematicians don't drink beer?

And is it just me, or is this bartender person kind of a culturally biased individual? I mean, if it was an infinite number of crackheads that came in doing that shit, he'd just shoot 'em in the face, right?
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Re: A joke for high IQs
fuck off and die you dumb cunt

Come on! You guys always complain geeks don't have sense of humour.



And....you just proved it! LOL!


hf
 Quoting: CRYSTAL in MATRIX


I think this is easier:

A neutron enters in a bar and asks "how much for a beer?",
the bartender said: "For you? No charge."
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Re: A joke for high IQs
OK, like... OK. So, like, is the joke part because they're mathematicians or because the bartender figured it out?

Oooo! Oooo! Oooo! Maybe because mathematicians don't drink beer?

And is it just me, or is this bartender person kind of a culturally biased individual? I mean, if it was an infinite number of crackheads that came in doing that shit, he'd just shoot 'em in the face, right?
 Quoting: aintnomoretime




Heheheha....


Now THAT'S funny!
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fuck off and die you dumb cunt
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Take it easy man it's good to see Idol back!

After all she is smarter than you.
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