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SubarcticBeef User ID: 534169 United States 11/26/2008 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They all could drink forever. Large and Powerful [link to i154.photobucket.com] |
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The Psychedelic Magi User ID: 545324 United States 11/26/2008 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I WILL NOT let consequences dictate my course of action! A.K.A - Aresh, Awakened Me, An Ominous Coward (Howard), The Goddess Pandora, Aumon Haht Fith Ashai, Within The Flower and a few others... ------------------------------------ In all things, i am flowing back thru and in and out, within and without and beyond them. This is the Cosm. This is both I and You. I am the Truth, and I am the Lie - I am the very spark of the Divine! ------------------ as soon as you even go near these things your ego knows what it is.. its all like "what ya gonna do with that?" "Hope you not gonna take it" "cause i will throw myself down on the floor and scratch, claw and bite and tantrum" - Kyuubi "the gift of love makes much more sense than frankincense gold and myrhh" - Only Me |
The Psychedelic Magi User ID: 545324 United States 11/26/2008 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't get it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 479245I WILL NOT let consequences dictate my course of action! A.K.A - Aresh, Awakened Me, An Ominous Coward (Howard), The Goddess Pandora, Aumon Haht Fith Ashai, Within The Flower and a few others... ------------------------------------ In all things, i am flowing back thru and in and out, within and without and beyond them. This is the Cosm. This is both I and You. I am the Truth, and I am the Lie - I am the very spark of the Divine! ------------------ as soon as you even go near these things your ego knows what it is.. its all like "what ya gonna do with that?" "Hope you not gonna take it" "cause i will throw myself down on the floor and scratch, claw and bite and tantrum" - Kyuubi "the gift of love makes much more sense than frankincense gold and myrhh" - Only Me |
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mathetes User ID: 514914 United States 11/26/2008 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. Quoting: idol_harobedThe first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers. I don't get it? lol For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 479245 Canada 11/26/2008 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They all could drink forever. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 479245Hey Mr. Beef, I'm still waiting for my apology. :) Thread: Monday Night Football. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 559076 United States 11/26/2008 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. Quoting: mathetesThe first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers. I don't get it? lol The 1st beer is already given out to the first guy. The 2nd beer can be split in half for ever. |
XLR8 User ID: 418035 United States 11/26/2008 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bartender Failure lol Czar: 1) An unelected person given substantial authority over a particular policy; 2) sometimes used to refer to monarchs of imperial Russia. ---------- “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.” - Thomas Jefferson |
SubarcticBeef User ID: 534169 United States 11/26/2008 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They all could drink forever. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 479245Hey Mr. Beef, I'm still waiting for my apology. :) For what infraction would I be apologizing for? Large and Powerful [link to i154.photobucket.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 479245 Canada 11/26/2008 05:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They all could drink forever. Quoting: SubarcticBeefHey Mr. Beef, I'm still waiting for my apology. :) For what infraction would I be apologizing for? Thread: Monday Night Football. |
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SubarcticBeef User ID: 534169 United States 11/26/2008 05:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They all could drink forever. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 479245Hey Mr. Beef, I'm still waiting for my apology. :) For what infraction would I be apologizing for? Thread: Monday Night Football. I'll be eating lots of turkey tomorrow, but I'm having crow for supper tonight. Can I use gravy, or do you want me to choke it down dry? Large and Powerful [link to i154.photobucket.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 479245 Canada 11/26/2008 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They all could drink forever. Quoting: SubarcticBeefHey Mr. Beef, I'm still waiting for my apology. :) For what infraction would I be apologizing for? Thread: Monday Night Football. I'll be eating lots of turkey tomorrow, but I'm having crow for supper tonight. Can I use gravy, or do you want me to choke it down dry? Gravy, no worries. :) |
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aintnomoretime User ID: 549278 United States 11/26/2008 05:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, like... OK. So, like, is the joke part because they're mathematicians or because the bartender figured it out? Oooo! Oooo! Oooo! Maybe because mathematicians don't drink beer? And is it just me, or is this bartender person kind of a culturally biased individual? I mean, if it was an infinite number of crackheads that came in doing that shit, he'd just shoot 'em in the face, right? You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in. -- Arlo Guthrie Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. -- Elbert Hubbard |
idol_harobed (OP) User ID: 297864 Brazil 11/26/2008 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fuck off and die you dumb cunt Quoting: CRYSTAL in MATRIXCome on! You guys always complain geeks don't have sense of humour. And....you just proved it! LOL! I think this is easier: A neutron enters in a bar and asks "how much for a beer?", the bartender said: "For you? No charge." I am what I read. |
CRYSTAL in MATRIX User ID: 501458 United States 11/26/2008 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, like... OK. So, like, is the joke part because they're mathematicians or because the bartender figured it out? Quoting: aintnomoretimeOooo! Oooo! Oooo! Maybe because mathematicians don't drink beer? And is it just me, or is this bartender person kind of a culturally biased individual? I mean, if it was an infinite number of crackheads that came in doing that shit, he'd just shoot 'em in the face, right? Heheheha.... Now THAT'S funny! "No guts, no glory!" |
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