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A joke for high IQs

 
CRYSTAL in MATRIX

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Re: A joke for high IQs
fuck off and die you dumb cunt

Come on! You guys always complain geeks don't have sense of humour.



And....you just proved it! LOL!


hf


I think this is easier:

A neutron enters in a bar and asks "how much for a beer?",
the bartender said: "For you? No charge."
 Quoting: idol_harobed



That works....teehee!
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Re: A joke for high IQs
Another joke for high IQs was the winged cat that was "downed".

LOL

Remember that one, Idol?
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11/26/2008 06:00 PM
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They all could drink forever.

Hey Mr. Beef, I'm still waiting for my apology. :)

For what infraction would I be apologizing for?

Thread: Monday Night Football.

I'll be eating lots of turkey tomorrow, but I'm having crow for supper tonight. Can I use gravy, or do you want me to choke it down dry?

Gravy, no worries. :)
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Thanks. You are very merciful.
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Everyone just gets just a lick, a fractional taste.....











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idol_harobed  (OP)

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fuck off and die you dumb cunt



Take it easy man it's good to see Idol back!

After all she is smarter than you.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra
Czar: 1) An unelected person given substantial authority over a particular policy; 2) sometimes used to refer to monarchs of imperial Russia.
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Everyone just gets just a lick, a fractional taste.....











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I may have just said just one too many times.





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Or three.
Nothing Is True

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra
 Quoting: XLR8

rimshot

Now That's my kinda thing!! lol

hf
Everything is permitted..
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Now I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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Re: A joke for high IQs
Actually you cannot have infinite division of a substance.

I don't get it.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra



Now I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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Ditto! bump
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11/26/2008 06:08 PM
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Two circles joined side to side is the symbol for infinity. Hence, 2 glasses of beer side by side forms an infinity symbol.




hf
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
 Quoting: idol_harobed

i was the sixth and i ordered seven pints.

your bs is flawed.
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Re: A joke for high IQs
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
 Quoting: idol_harobed


The bartender is the only one with a high I.Q.
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Actually you cannot have infinite division of a substance.

I don't get it.
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Re: A joke for high IQs
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
 Quoting: idol_harobed


Actually he should have poured three!
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Re: A joke for high IQs
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
 Quoting: idol_harobed


Tight bastards!!


:gnssktty:
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bushtard




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Re: A joke for high IQs
Two circles joined side to side is the symbol for infinity. Hence, 2 glasses of beer side by side forms an infinity symbol.




hf
 Quoting: C 559922

My boyfriend got it too, he hadn't seen your answer. Great Job!
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Re: A joke for high IQs
The neutron one is too easy. Even high school students know that neutrons do not have a charge.

Please give us more. Make sure they are as challenging at your first one.
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Re: A joke for high IQs
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
 Quoting: idol_harobed

Why did the bartender pour two beers when only 1 3/4 beers were ordered?
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11/26/2008 06:29 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
This is about math, not about IQ
First beer is there

Then second beer starts from
0.5 and goes down by 1/2 per mathematician

0.5, 0.25, 0.125... keep dividing the previous number by 2, do that division for an infinity number of drinkers. Add up all those amount of beer for mathematician 2 to infinity, you get 1

also add the original one beer

So effectively, you've got 2 beers.

This doesn't have anything to do with infinity circles.
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11/26/2008 06:34 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
Two circles joined side to side is the symbol for infinity. Hence, 2 glasses of beer side by side forms an infinity symbol.




hf
 Quoting: C 559922

wrong
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This is about math, not about IQ
First beer is there

Then second beer starts from
0.5 and goes down by 1/2 per mathematician

0.5, 0.25, 0.125... keep dividing the previous number by 2, do that division for an infinity number of drinkers. Add up all those amount of beer for mathematician 2 to infinity, you get 1

also add the original one beer

So effectively, you've got 2 beers.

This doesn't have anything to do with infinity circles.
 Quoting: Fool 547461

rigth
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11/26/2008 06:36 PM
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Actually, the bartender poured too much beer, by an infinity. Think about that.
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11/26/2008 06:37 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
Two circles joined side to side is the symbol for infinity. Hence, 2 glasses of beer side by side forms an infinity symbol.




hf

My boyfriend got it too, he hadn't seen your answer. Great Job!
 Quoting: walking the path


LOL..

That's definitely not the punchline.

Each one drinks half...half of half is 1/4th, half of that 1/8th... They each keep drinking half of the remainder of the beer...

But there will always be some left...

But there will alwyas be a mathemetician to drink it!

(Excluding the fact that eventually, you'd end up with one molecule of beer, or water, or hops, and you can't really split that without not being able to call it beer)
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Re: A joke for high IQs
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

Why did the bartender pour two beers when only 1 3/4 beers were ordered?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 479245



yeah, fire his ass, and how's he gonna get tips, being such a smartass and all....lol
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Re: A joke for high IQs
A man named Schrödinger walks into a bar carrying a box. He asks if anyone would like to bet ten dollars on whether the cat in the box is dead or not. A bar patron speaks up "yes". Schrödinger gives the man the 10 dollars.
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Re: A joke for high IQs
This is about math, not about IQ
First beer is there

Then second beer starts from
0.5 and goes down by 1/2 per mathematician

0.5, 0.25, 0.125... keep dividing the previous number by 2, do that division for an infinity number of drinkers. Add up all those amount of beer for mathematician 2 to infinity, you get 1

also add the original one beer

So effectively, you've got 2 beers.

This doesn't have anything to do with infinity circles.
 Quoting: Fool 547461


The last division will be 1 or 0 then where do you go?
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Re: A joke for high IQs
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
 Quoting: idol_harobed


This joke is really limited, Deborah.





GLP