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# A joke for high IQs

Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 06:46 PM
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It's a converging series with a limit of two. (beers)

I may phrased that incorrectly, calculus was over two decades ago..
idol_harobed  (OP)

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11/26/2008 06:49 PM
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:gnssktty:
Quoting: 4by2

C
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11/26/2008 06:58 PM
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First beer is there

Then second beer starts from
0.5 and goes down by 1/2 per mathematician

0.5, 0.25, 0.125... keep dividing the previous number by 2, do that division for an infinity number of drinkers. Add up all those amount of beer for mathematician 2 to infinity, you get 1

also add the original one beer

So effectively, you've got 2 beers.

This doesn't have anything to do with infinity circles.
Quoting: Fool 547461

True. But that only requires one beer, not two. Why the other beer?
chiptruth
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11/26/2008 06:59 PM
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If you don't vote, you don't have a voice.
aaron_o.o

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11/26/2008 07:00 PM
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i get it, but i say..

the number is supposed to be 1.9(9 repeating?)
"God" said, let us make man in our image.. IMPLYING genetic hybridization
"I awoke only to find, that the rest of the world was still asleep"
idol_harobed  (OP)

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11/26/2008 07:01 PM
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First beer is there

Then second beer starts from
0.5 and goes down by 1/2 per mathematician

0.5, 0.25, 0.125... keep dividing the previous number by 2, do that division for an infinity number of drinkers. Add up all those amount of beer for mathematician 2 to infinity, you get 1

also add the original one beer

So effectively, you've got 2 beers.

This doesn't have anything to do with infinity circles.

True. But that only requires one beer, not two. Why the other beer?
Quoting: C 559922

Two actually. One for the first. The scond goes for the rest: 1/2 for de 2nd, 1/4 for th 3rd, 1/8 for the 4th and so on. The sum of all those infinite shares is one.
Leo****
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11/26/2008 07:02 PM
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For those of you considering yourselves to be "high IQs": I smell more than just a hint of that good ol' Elitism in here.

Just telling what I perceive.

/L
C
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11/26/2008 07:03 PM
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For those of you considering yourselves to be "high IQs": I smell more than just a hint of that good ol' Elitism in here.

Just telling what I perceive.

/L
Quoting: Leo**** 89830

Well, this forum has been hogged by dumbass rednecks for ages, so why not give the eggheads a go for a short while?
idol_harobed  (OP)

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11/26/2008 07:04 PM
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i get it, but i say..

the number is supposed to be 1.9(9 repeating?)
Quoting: aaron_o.o

1.99999... is 2.

0.111111111.... = 1/9
0.22222222.... = 2/9
.
.
.
0.9999999.... = 9/9 = 1

Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 07:04 PM
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First beer is there

Then second beer starts from
0.5 and goes down by 1/2 per mathematician

0.5, 0.25, 0.125... keep dividing the previous number by 2, do that division for an infinity number of drinkers. Add up all those amount of beer for mathematician 2 to infinity, you get 1

also add the original one beer

So effectively, you've got 2 beers.

This doesn't have anything to do with infinity circles.

True. But that only requires one beer, not two. Why the other beer?
Quoting: C 559922

yeah, that bartender is not so bright
chiptruth
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11/26/2008 07:05 PM
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(some of my best friends are whores.
see you around, idol.)

So Greer's mission is not fuelled by resentment or outrage at the secrecy of the government, nor by the desire for retribution if US citizens have been killed to protect the great secret. Rather, he is concerned for our environment. As Dan Morris testifies above, the US has in its possession energy sources which are both non-polluting and cheap to the point of being cost-free once constructed and operational. Such knowledge, given to the world, would end many of humanity's problems at a stroke. Greer is again compassionate in his understanding of one of the US's motives for not sharing this with the world: that in the hands of the larger emerging technological nations — India and China, for instance — the US would in effect forfeit its superpower status within a small handful of years. Greer persuades his readers that this is a terrible dilemma for the US: either they give up their energy-based global supremacy, or the world goes to hell in a handbasket with all on board her and no-one spared.

stereotype*x
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 07:06 PM
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:gnssktty:

Quoting: idol_harobed

No worries Idol, it's a mathematical cat!

:gemini2:
rrick
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11/26/2008 07:07 PM
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You my babe, miss you. one is one. happy :)
aaron_o.o

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11/26/2008 07:07 PM
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i get it, but i say..

the number is supposed to be 1.9(9 repeating?)

1.99999... is 2.

0.111111111.... = 1/9
0.22222222.... = 2/9
.
.
.
0.9999999.... = 9/9 = 1

Quoting: idol_harobed

do you understand parabolas?
"God" said, let us make man in our image.. IMPLYING genetic hybridization
"I awoke only to find, that the rest of the world was still asleep"
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 07:07 PM
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i get it, but i say..

the number is supposed to be 1.9(9 repeating?)

1.99999... is 2.

0.111111111.... = 1/9
0.22222222.... = 2/9
.
.
.
0.9999999.... = 9/9 = 1

Quoting: idol_harobed

Then the bartender didn't pour enough beer. It is not infinite.
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 07:08 PM
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It would seem this has to do with a logarithmic progression towards 2 which most people know will never actually reach the whole number.

The truth is this is about a gay bartender who wants to force as many men as possible to drink from the same glass at the same time.

Shameful.

Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 07:09 PM
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fuck off and die you dumb cunt

Come on! You guys always complain geeks don't have sense of humour.

And....you just proved it! LOL!

I think this is easier:

A neutron enters in a bar and asks "how much for a beer?",
the bartender said: "For you? No charge."
Quoting: idol_harobed

That one I got! Still can't get the other one unless 2 can be divided infinitely. I think that's it!
HA!
rrick
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11/26/2008 07:11 PM
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idol_harobed  (OP)

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11/26/2008 07:13 PM
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i get it, but i say..

the number is supposed to be 1.9(9 repeating?)

1.99999... is 2.

0.111111111.... = 1/9
0.22222222.... = 2/9
.
.
.
0.9999999.... = 9/9 = 1

do you understand parabolas?
Quoting: aaron_o.o

Do you mean the quadratic function?
rrick
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11/26/2008 07:16 PM
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Hey assholes shes my babe. Look at the equation.1=1
idol_harobed  (OP)

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11/26/2008 07:17 PM
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i get it, but i say..

the number is supposed to be 1.9(9 repeating?)

1.99999... is 2.

0.111111111.... = 1/9
0.22222222.... = 2/9
.
.
.
0.9999999.... = 9/9 = 1

Then the bartender didn't pour enough beer. It is not infinite.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 479245

You are right in that in the real world the division will stop at one molecule, but the realm of mathematics is abstract so we treat the beer like a continuous volume, infinitely divisible.

Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 07:18 PM
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i get it, but i say..

the number is supposed to be 1.9(9 repeating?)

1.99999... is 2.

0.111111111.... = 1/9
0.22222222.... = 2/9
.
.
.
0.9999999.... = 9/9 = 1

do you understand parabolas?

Do you mean the quadratic function?
Quoting: idol_harobed

That joke is one big pile of Steaming Shit
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 07:18 PM
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Now that shit funny! I don't care who you are! That was funny right there.

Funnier than the joke.
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 07:20 PM
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Two circles joined side to side is the symbol for infinity. Hence, 2 glasses of beer side by side forms an infinity symbol.

Quoting: C 559922

But it is only the one dimensional space symbol /Aleph 1/ and only when projected to two-dimensional space /The paper/. When I cannot suppose that infinite number of 3-dimensional mathematicians can enter the Real 3-dimensional "Bar" at a Time, I have to include or more spaces or more bartenders or timers. Also, and it is very important question, which sex is the bartender and which sex is supposed to be the infinite crowd of mathematicians. When I apply the statistics on the crowd - I see no sex. But only the sex is moving our history. When trying to understand the story, the first one /male sex/ was the chosen one of her /"div rot B" bartender/.
Others were converging to zero. Whenever I tried to divide by zero, EE /execution error/ was my message.

My story :

Two fishermen are sitting near Vlissingen/Holland. One of them succeeded in catching the sea-maiden.
He was carefully looking at her and after that throwing her back to the sea-waves.
The second one was asking : "Why ?"
The first one replied : "How ?"

No IQ needed.

4wUnltd.
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 07:23 PM
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i get it, but i say..

the number is supposed to be 1.9(9 repeating?)

1.99999... is 2.

0.111111111.... = 1/9
0.22222222.... = 2/9
.
.
.
0.9999999.... = 9/9 = 1

Then the bartender didn't pour enough beer. It is not infinite.

You are right in that in the real world the division will stop at one molecule, but the realm of mathematics is abstract so we treat the beer like a continuous volume, infinitely divisible.

Quoting: idol_harobed

I want some abstract beer, I like the sound of continuous volume.
idol_harobed  (OP)

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11/26/2008 07:27 PM
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I like the sound of continuous volume.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 559913

Sorry for the redundancy.
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 07:35 PM
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

The bartender is the only one with a high I.Q.
Quoting: walking the path

The bartender did turn out to be the one with the high I.Q. as I suspected. He did the calculation and poured up the beer, the mathemeticians just ordered and drank it. I still like the infinity answer. Even though infinity is more like a figure 8 on it's side and less round, it did show good right brain thought pattern.
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 07:38 PM
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...or the world goes to hell in a handbasket with all on board her and no-one spared.
Quoting: chiptruth 398788

Precisely! They've said from the very beginning, "better to rule in hell than serve in heaven."
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 07:40 PM
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Onde estavas gatinha?

Bem-vinda a sua familia aqui no GLP de novo.

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11/26/2008 07:48 PM
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