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A joke for high IQs

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 07:50 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
True. But that only requires one beer, not two. Why the other beer?
 Quoting: C 559922


It's in The title, Sparky...

High IQ's only, please...
idol_harobed  (OP)

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11/26/2008 07:51 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
Onde estavas gatinha?

Bem-vinda a sua familia aqui no GLP de novo.

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 559448

Lurking! hiding
I am what I read.
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11/26/2008 07:52 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
My IQ is too low to get this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 495562
nah. it was just boring and not funny. 2 guys walk into a bar, 3rd one says, did that hurt?
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11/26/2008 07:57 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
Smartest guy in the whole thread was the first mathmetician
at least he got a whole beer
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11/26/2008 08:03 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
How did an infinite number of mathematicians ever fit into that bar?
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11/26/2008 08:04 PM
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How did an infinite number of mathematicians ever fit into that bar?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 556070


Well, the first one was full size, the second one half size, the third one quater size....
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11/26/2008 08:07 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
OMFG
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11/26/2008 08:14 PM
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How did an infinite number of mathematicians ever fit into that bar?


Well, the first one was full size, the second one half size, the third one quater size....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 558924


Now thats funny!
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11/26/2008 08:18 PM
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How did an infinite number of mathematicians ever fit into that bar?


Well, the first one was full size, the second one half size, the third one quater size....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 558924


1rof1

I wondered who would post that...
ac
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11/26/2008 08:21 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.


This joke is really limited, Deborah.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2886


Nicely done.
Boaz
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11/26/2008 09:31 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
I guess I'm dumb...

My IQ is around 130, which puts me in the upper normal range, yet this joke goes far far over my head.

Hmmm....

iamwith
 Quoting: DJ_DOOMER


LOL
The total amount is two beers. 1+(1/2)+(1/4)+(1/8).....
Mathematician should be smart enough to share properly.
That was a very large bar LOL
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11/26/2008 09:52 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
 Quoting: idol_harobed

As I can see > 99.9 % of this page dwellers - no owners of sufficient IQ needed.
Don't worry be happy. The Time is near.

4w.
Duncan Kunz

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11/26/2008 10:07 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
Isn't that Zeno's Bar and Grill on Paradox Place?
Where's the EVIDENCE, Jim?
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2008 10:18 PM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
 Quoting: XLR8


What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A man who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.....
Azgard

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02/16/2009 11:07 AM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
I get it! funny...infinite regression... and the disgusting part is that the only one who gets thier own glass is the first scientist... and he gets a full one to boot... :P
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02/16/2009 11:12 AM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
Hi Deborah...been a long time.

What's your read of all the sonic booms/fireballs we've been seeing around the US lately?
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Re: A joke for high IQs
1, 1/2, 1/4, 1/8, 1/16, 1/32, 1/64, 1/128, 1/256, 1/512............................
Your all fucking stupid
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Re: A joke for high IQs
thats funny
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Re: A joke for high IQs
My IQ is too low to get this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 495562
nah. it was just boring and not funny. 2 guys walk into a bar, 3rd one says, did that hurt?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 559937


a baby seal walks into a club ...
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03/28/2013 02:40 AM

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Re: A joke for high IQs
My IQ is too low to get this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 495562
nah. it was just boring and not funny. 2 guys walk into a bar, 3rd one says, did that hurt?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 559937


a baby seal walks into a club ...
 Quoting: Ima Pseudonym


Now thats just wrong...tomato

Last Edited by Joqui on 03/28/2013 02:41 AM
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03/28/2013 02:57 AM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
fuck off and die you dumb cunt

Come on! You guys always complain geeks don't have sense of humour.



And....you just proved it! LOL!


hf
 Quoting: CRYSTAL in MATRIX


I think this is easier:

A neutron enters in a bar and asks "how much for a beer?",
the bartender said: "For you? No charge."
 Quoting: idol_harobed


Neutron replies "are you positive?"
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03/28/2013 03:01 AM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
I would sue the bartender for unsanitary practices and call him a dick for not giving me my own cup.

Seriously, he expected them to share?
Anonymous Coward
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03/28/2013 03:18 AM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
fuck off and die you dumb cunt

Come on! You guys always complain geeks don't have sense of humour.



And....you just proved it! LOL!


hf
 Quoting: CRYSTAL in MATRIX


I think this is easier:

A neutron enters in a bar and asks "how much for a beer?",
the bartender said: "For you? No charge."
 Quoting: idol_harobed


Neutron replies "are you positive?"
 Quoting: Ignoroid 36488638


Yes, but I don't find you attractive. Fuck off.
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03/28/2013 03:27 AM
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Re: A joke for high IQs
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

I don't get it?

lol
 Quoting: mathetes


The 1st beer is already given out to the first guy.

The 2nd beer can be split in half for ever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 559076


Ahhhhh, yes. I knew that of course.





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