A joke for high IQs

It's a converging series with a limit of two. (beers)

I may phrased that incorrectly, calculus was over two decades ago..

True. But that only requires one beer, not two. Why the other beer?

If you don't vote, you don't have a voice.

i get it, but i say..

the number is supposed to be 1.9(9 repeating?)

Two actually. One for the first. The scond goes for the rest: 1/2 for de 2nd, 1/4 for th 3rd, 1/8 for the 4th and so on. The sum of all those infinite shares is one.

For those of you considering yourselves to be "high IQs": I smell more than just a hint of that good ol' Elitism in here.

Just telling what I perceive.

/L

Well, this forum has been hogged by dumbass rednecks for ages, so why not give the eggheads a go for a short while?

1.99999... is 2.

0.111111111.... = 1/9
0.22222222.... = 2/9
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0.9999999.... = 9/9 = 1

yeah, that bartender is not so bright

(some of my best friends are whores.
see you around, idol.)

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No worries Idol, it's a mathematical cat!


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You my babe, miss you. one is one. happy :)

do you understand parabolas?

Then the bartender didn't pour enough beer. It is not infinite.

It would seem this has to do with a logarithmic progression towards 2 which most people know will never actually reach the whole number.

The truth is this is about a gay bartender who wants to force as many men as possible to drink from the same glass at the same time.

Shameful.

That one I got! Still can't get the other one unless 2 can be divided infinitely. I think that's it!
HA!

Me to I read it

Do you mean the quadratic function?

Hey assholes shes my babe. Look at the equation.1=1

You are right in that in the real world the division will stop at one molecule, but the realm of mathematics is abstract so we treat the beer like a continuous volume, infinitely divisible.

That joke is one big pile of Steaming Shit

Just finished reading the whole thread.

Now that shit funny! I don't care who you are! That was funny right there.



Funnier than the joke.

But it is only the one dimensional space symbol /Aleph 1/ and only when projected to two-dimensional space /The paper/. When I cannot suppose that infinite number of 3-dimensional mathematicians can enter the Real 3-dimensional "Bar" at a Time, I have to include or more spaces or more bartenders or timers. Also, and it is very important question, which sex is the bartender and which sex is supposed to be the infinite crowd of mathematicians. When I apply the statistics on the crowd - I see no sex. But only the sex is moving our history. When trying to understand the story, the first one /male sex/ was the chosen one of her /"div rot B" bartender/.
Others were converging to zero. Whenever I tried to divide by zero, EE /execution error/ was my message.

My story :

Two fishermen are sitting near Vlissingen/Holland. One of them succeeded in catching the sea-maiden.
He was carefully looking at her and after that throwing her back to the sea-waves.
The second one was asking : "Why ?"
The first one replied : "How ?"

No IQ needed.

4wUnltd.

I want some abstract beer, I like the sound of continuous volume.

Sorry for the redundancy.

The bartender did turn out to be the one with the high I.Q. as I suspected. He did the calculation and poured up the beer, the mathemeticians just ordered and drank it. I still like the infinity answer. Even though infinity is more like a figure 8 on it's side and less round, it did show good right brain thought pattern.

Precisely! They've said from the very beginning, "better to rule in hell than serve in heaven."

Onde estavas gatinha?

Bem-vinda a sua familia aqui no GLP de novo.

That's just fucking funny...