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C User ID: 559922 Australia 11/26/2008 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is about math, not about IQ Quoting: Fool 547461First beer is there Then second beer starts from 0.5 and goes down by 1/2 per mathematician 0.5, 0.25, 0.125... keep dividing the previous number by 2, do that division for an infinity number of drinkers. Add up all those amount of beer for mathematician 2 to infinity, you get 1 also add the original one beer So effectively, you've got 2 beers. This doesn't have anything to do with infinity circles. True. But that only requires one beer, not two. Why the other beer? |
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idol_harobed (OP) User ID: 297864 Brazil 11/26/2008 07:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is about math, not about IQ Quoting: C 559922First beer is there Then second beer starts from 0.5 and goes down by 1/2 per mathematician 0.5, 0.25, 0.125... keep dividing the previous number by 2, do that division for an infinity number of drinkers. Add up all those amount of beer for mathematician 2 to infinity, you get 1 also add the original one beer So effectively, you've got 2 beers. This doesn't have anything to do with infinity circles. True. But that only requires one beer, not two. Why the other beer? Two actually. One for the first. The scond goes for the rest: 1/2 for de 2nd, 1/4 for th 3rd, 1/8 for the 4th and so on. The sum of all those infinite shares is one. I am what I read. |
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C User ID: 559922 Australia 11/26/2008 07:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For those of you considering yourselves to be "high IQs": I smell more than just a hint of that good ol' Elitism in here. Quoting: Leo**** 89830Just telling what I perceive. /L Well, this forum has been hogged by dumbass rednecks for ages, so why not give the eggheads a go for a short while? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 557671 United States 11/26/2008 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is about math, not about IQ Quoting: C 559922First beer is there Then second beer starts from 0.5 and goes down by 1/2 per mathematician 0.5, 0.25, 0.125... keep dividing the previous number by 2, do that division for an infinity number of drinkers. Add up all those amount of beer for mathematician 2 to infinity, you get 1 also add the original one beer So effectively, you've got 2 beers. This doesn't have anything to do with infinity circles. True. But that only requires one beer, not two. Why the other beer? yeah, that bartender is not so bright |
chiptruth User ID: 398788 United States 11/26/2008 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | see you around, idol.) So Greer's mission is not fuelled by resentment or outrage at the secrecy of the government, nor by the desire for retribution if US citizens have been killed to protect the great secret. Rather, he is concerned for our environment. As Dan Morris testifies above, the US has in its possession energy sources which are both non-polluting and cheap to the point of being cost-free once constructed and operational. Such knowledge, given to the world, would end many of humanity's problems at a stroke. Greer is again compassionate in his understanding of one of the US's motives for not sharing this with the world: that in the hands of the larger emerging technological nations — India and China, for instance — the US would in effect forfeit its superpower status within a small handful of years. Greer persuades his readers that this is a terrible dilemma for the US: either they give up their energy-based global supremacy, or the world goes to hell in a handbasket with all on board her and no-one spared. stereotype*x |
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aaron_o.o User ID: 513816 United States 11/26/2008 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i get it, but i say.. Quoting: idol_harobedthe number is supposed to be 1.9(9 repeating?) 1.99999... is 2. 0.111111111.... = 1/9 0.22222222.... = 2/9 . . . 0.9999999.... = 9/9 = 1 do you understand parabolas? "God" said, let us make man in our image.. IMPLYING genetic hybridization "I awoke only to find, that the rest of the world was still asleep" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 488240 United States 11/26/2008 07:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The truth is this is about a gay bartender who wants to force as many men as possible to drink from the same glass at the same time. Shameful. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 51950 United States 11/26/2008 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fuck off and die you dumb cunt Quoting: idol_harobedCome on! You guys always complain geeks don't have sense of humour. And....you just proved it! LOL! I think this is easier: A neutron enters in a bar and asks "how much for a beer?", the bartender said: "For you? No charge." That one I got! Still can't get the other one unless 2 can be divided infinitely. I think that's it! HA! |
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idol_harobed (OP) User ID: 297864 Brazil 11/26/2008 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i get it, but i say.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 479245the number is supposed to be 1.9(9 repeating?) 1.99999... is 2. 0.111111111.... = 1/9 0.22222222.... = 2/9 . . . 0.9999999.... = 9/9 = 1 Then the bartender didn't pour enough beer. It is not infinite. You are right in that in the real world the division will stop at one molecule, but the realm of mathematics is abstract so we treat the beer like a continuous volume, infinitely divisible. I am what I read. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 551666 United States 11/26/2008 07:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i get it, but i say.. Quoting: idol_harobedthe number is supposed to be 1.9(9 repeating?) 1.99999... is 2. 0.111111111.... = 1/9 0.22222222.... = 2/9 . . . 0.9999999.... = 9/9 = 1 do you understand parabolas? Do you mean the quadratic function? That joke is one big pile of Steaming Shit |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 365558 Czechia 11/26/2008 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Two circles joined side to side is the symbol for infinity. Hence, 2 glasses of beer side by side forms an infinity symbol. Quoting: C 559922But it is only the one dimensional space symbol /Aleph 1/ and only when projected to two-dimensional space /The paper/. When I cannot suppose that infinite number of 3-dimensional mathematicians can enter the Real 3-dimensional "Bar" at a Time, I have to include or more spaces or more bartenders or timers. Also, and it is very important question, which sex is the bartender and which sex is supposed to be the infinite crowd of mathematicians. When I apply the statistics on the crowd - I see no sex. But only the sex is moving our history. When trying to understand the story, the first one /male sex/ was the chosen one of her /"div rot B" bartender/. Others were converging to zero. Whenever I tried to divide by zero, EE /execution error/ was my message. My story : Two fishermen are sitting near Vlissingen/Holland. One of them succeeded in catching the sea-maiden. He was carefully looking at her and after that throwing her back to the sea-waves. The second one was asking : "Why ?" The first one replied : "How ?" No IQ needed. 4wUnltd. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 559913 Canada 11/26/2008 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i get it, but i say.. Quoting: idol_harobedthe number is supposed to be 1.9(9 repeating?) 1.99999... is 2. 0.111111111.... = 1/9 0.22222222.... = 2/9 . . . 0.9999999.... = 9/9 = 1 Then the bartender didn't pour enough beer. It is not infinite. You are right in that in the real world the division will stop at one molecule, but the realm of mathematics is abstract so we treat the beer like a continuous volume, infinitely divisible. I want some abstract beer, I like the sound of continuous volume. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 531407 United States 11/26/2008 07:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. Quoting: walking the pathThe first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers. The bartender is the only one with a high I.Q. The bartender did turn out to be the one with the high I.Q. as I suspected. He did the calculation and poured up the beer, the mathemeticians just ordered and drank it. I still like the infinity answer. Even though infinity is more like a figure 8 on it's side and less round, it did show good right brain thought pattern. |
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