A joke for high IQs

True. But that only requires one beer, not two. Why the other beer?

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My IQ is too low to get this.

How did an infinite number of mathematicians ever fit into that bar?

How did an infinite number of mathematicians ever fit into that bar?


Well, the first one was full size, the second one half size, the third one quater size....

How did an infinite number of mathematicians ever fit into that bar?


Well, the first one was full size, the second one half size, the third one quater size....

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.


This joke is really limited, Deborah.

I guess I'm dumb...

My IQ is around 130, which puts me in the upper normal range, yet this joke goes far far over my head.

Hmmm....

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

nah. it was just boring and not funny. 2 guys walk into a bar, 3rd one says, did that hurt?

I think this is easier:

A neutron enters in a bar and asks "how much for a beer?",
the bartender said: "For you? No charge."

Neutron replies "are you positive?"

The 1st beer is already given out to the first guy.

The 2nd beer can be split in half for ever.