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Message Subject The 7 Most Annoying People At Thanksgiving Dinner
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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I would add:

The just back deer hunter. Around these parts, the end of deer hunting season coincides with Thanksgiving weekend.

You: Get yer deer?

Him: Interminable story describing every minute detail of the entire hunt from the drive out to the hunting area, the night before opener drinking binge, the hungover stumble out to the dear stand, etc. etc. etc., the unique circumstances of the kill, track, field dress, the herculean labors getting the carcass back to the vehicle, where the deer is being processed, which taxidermist is doing the cape mount and how he went about finding this particular awesome taxidermist, exactly how much of the meat is going into sausage, burger, chops, steaks, roasts.

You: Man, you are awesome!

The Packer Fan:

You: What do you think about the election?

Packer Fan: We'll have to see how he does in the "Red Zone". And speaking of the red zone, the Packers would be in it a lot more if Favre hadn't betrayed us.

You: I wonder if we are going to get nationalized health care?

Packer fan: Yeah, if only we could get our offensive line healthy, no one in the NFC central would be able to stop us.
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