Interesting story Idol, but I think you missed the real popint: Your professor is obviously in on the conspiracy, and you and your husband have been manipulated into behaving as you do.

It's clear you (and your spouse) have the sort of genes THEY want to propagate, for their own purposes, no doubt.

By the way, as a college graduate, you're talking way over the heads of most people here. Try to dumb it down a little next time.